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Joined 06-22-09, id: 1979960, Profile Updated: 06-01-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

About me...uhm...I'm a twenty-something that has realized recently that I am now considered "mid-twenties." I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. I technically work in customer service, but it's in the healthcare industry. In fact, you probably deal with my company on a regular basis and probably hate me/my company. It's okay, I still like you...probably...mostly. I have the most adorable Mini in the world and I love him lots...and my son may or may not be Superman and/or Batman...I'm not at liberty to confirm or deny... :wink:

I'm on the Twittah (@dandiegoose)...I'm not too terribly interesting and am actually a really bad twitter-er. I check in every now and again, but I'm rarely on there.

I have a facebook. Dandie Goose...I post a lotta things so if you hate peens, I would suggest not being my friend...I'll also probably say something that will offend you. I apologize in advance.


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Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can’t stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. ALL-HUMAN; SLIGHTLY OOC; CANON PAIRINGS; FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,367 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10382 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13389 - Favs: 7,549 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21265 - Favs: 11,735 - Follows: 7,491 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14766 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Dogs and a Painting by compass54 reviews
A divorcee painting a beach landscape. A stranger and his young dogs playing on the sand. The story of how a childhood vacation, two mutts, a pedigree pug, an incomplete painting, and an ex-husband all play a part in bringing these two together. A birthday present for Planetblue. E&B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You For Waiting by love-tart reviews
When a mysterious stranger moves in next door to Bella in the middle of the night, he awakens something inside her that she didn't even realize she yearned for. One shot written for the Mine To Mark contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Edward, Bella
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20145 - Favs: 13,115 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Say Yes by lellabeth reviews
Bella and Edward have never fit anywhere - except with each other. Shyward; Plus-size Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
B Side, The Groupie Outtakes by JustForkIt reviews
Outtakes from The Groupie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,534 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bet by summerleigh81 reviews
Playboy Edward makes a bet that he can get any girl, but when that girl turns out to be Bella things get a little out of hand. He's intrigued by her, but she only sees him as a player. What happens when she finds out she's pregnant? LEMONS AH OOC CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,547 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6680 - Favs: 4,979 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7005 - Favs: 6,660 - Follows: 4,958 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where You Least Expect It by DaniWrites reviews
Bella hates her sorority, and gets set up with Edward as a tutor. Edward just screams dork-tastic. AH. I suck at summaries. M for language, mild drug use, and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Hurts The Most by beegurl13 reviews
Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,600 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
All the Wild Horses by elusivetwilight reviews
In her suffocating small hometown, Bella Swan meets widowed Edward Cullen. Can she pull him from the depths of his grief? Is there enough of him left to soothe her clawing loneliness? AUAH E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 6615 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6405 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7147 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come a Little Closer Baby by tinkermegan68 reviews
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes...a baby carriage? Bella and Edward both enjoyed their child-free life. What happens when one of them has a change of heart? AH,BxE,M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,962 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12117 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22923 - Favs: 14,271 - Follows: 10,643 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 618 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Little Girls by sleepyvalentina reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14432 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Slapped a Brat And I Liked It by MyLifeandHis reviews
Written for sadtomato on the prompt "Drama Queen Twink Riley. Older Carlisle. Slapping. Screwing. Go." AH Slash, quick dirty smut. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ritual by araeo reviews
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,793 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9088 - Favs: 8,713 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8827 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8914 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Bride by AQuad reviews
Epicness begets epicness, or so we are told. In a story that combines Twilight and the classic tale of Princess Bride, follow Wesward and Bellacup as they overcome pillaging pirates and greedy royalty.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,918 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6796 - Favs: 9,719 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky Speaks by ikss reviews
A series of chapters, from Edward's point of view, meant to be a companion piece to The Cocky and The Cougar. That fic should be read first. Rated MA/NC17 for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,753 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Unexpectedly by edieswan reviews
He's 32, married and completely broken. She's 17 and a closet recluse. When Bella Swan finally breaks out of her isolation by getting a weekend job in a bakery and serves the broken man, they unexpectedly form a taboo yet beautiful relationship. ExB M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,169 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact Outtakes by Jen733 reviews
Fandom Gives Back outtakes - Thanks to those who bought these... you guys are awesome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Daily Challenges I by ericastwilight reviews
Prompts, picutures or music as inspiration. Using Fictionista's prompts, or some random thought, a little time, and unedited. Rating will vary for each chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 73,946 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6202 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,464 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Encore by Leelan Oleander reviews
Edward pulls a Forrest Gump and runs at a most inappropriate time. When he and Bella reconnect five years later, can Bella forgive him enough to give him a chance or is it too late? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 270,936 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14257 - Favs: 15,330 - Follows: 8,306 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start Outtakes by ItzMegan73 reviews
Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study Extras by littlesecret84 reviews
What is Edward thinking? What's up with Jane? Why did littlesecret84 refuse to send me their texts? All the answers to these annoying questions can be found here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6210 - Favs: 4,049 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4754 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12172 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3, 2, 1 by hdink reviews
Bella moves to New York & somehow things go from better to worse as she is left pregnant & alone. Her saviors come in many shapes & sizes with one thing in common. 3 pregnancies, 2 weddings, 1 happy family. Warning*drug use & smut ahead. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,719 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Labor of Love by lizconno reviews
Shimmer Award Winner&Indie TwiFic Finalist/Bella returns to Forks to start her life over.Edward's a widower raising twin daughters.When Bella starts to work for him,the two develop a close bond that may be ruined by their secrets.AH/B&E/Download available
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4500 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Art After 5 & Counterpoint Extras by sleepyvalentina reviews
Random moments from the Art After 5 universe. Deleted scenes and oneshots written for the Fandom Gives Back auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Whada We Do Now? by DaniWrites reviews
Edward and Bella have been together for a few years, and they both think they've fallen out of love. Will that change when Bella finds out Edward's knocked her up? Hmm... stick around for the hilarity! I suck at sums. AH, M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,213 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12493 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Make Me Believe by bellasunderstudy1 reviews
A marriage that was a mistake, a broken heart and a carefully constructed lie.When Edward comes back into Bella's life can he make her believe that he never stopped loving her? Canon couples, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 318,262 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Book by Roselover2 reviews
A group of women get together for a girls night to welcome the next initiate to their group of Daughters in law
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Bella is a troubled girl.Edward is a troubled guy.They both have siblings who try to reach out to them.Will they be enough for each other?Will their siblings be enough to help them?OOC...AH...Canon pairings eventually.Give it a shot! Suck at Summaries!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,371 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not on the Script by ColorsofTwilight reviews
Bella finds help from an unlikely source. Bella/Edward AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Piece of Cake by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella Swan thinks she has her whole life figured out until her it's turned upside down. What will happen when Bella is introduced to a new neighbor, admirer, and some competition? She quickly learns life isn't a piece of cake. AU-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Challenge by Ms Bond and RobotMoose by Men At Work Contest reviews
Subcontractor Edward Masen is at odds with the General Contractor on his new job. What happens when the gauntlet is thrown?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swimming with Swan by FLplmtree95 by Men At Work Contest reviews
Edward Cullen gives swim lessons. Bella Swan is afraid of the water. She wants to learn. Can this highly talented, too good looking for his own good swim instructor teach her more than she bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempting Bella by dontrun reviews
Bella has many reasons for avoiding falling for Edward, the fact that she works for his Dad's company, and that she is older than him seems to stay at the top of her list. If only he'd listen to her reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11411 - Favs: 11,122 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Carnal Knowledge 101 by goldenmeadow reviews
Is there nothing haughty naughty Edward can't do? Savant, esthete, gourmand, critic. Ever patient, ever hard, now he's hands-on. Pedanticward, in exquisite, carnal, uncut, comic detail, tutors his Bella-love in the one subject he never studied. M/AU/BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Porn Star in Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jack And Sally by LyricalKris reviews
Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell Me What You See by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Marriage Maid from Misery by isabellsah cullen reviews
Submission for the Parkaward contest. Bella Swan, a law student, is employed in the Edward Cullen household. He's been in love with her since day one, yet has been less than forthcoming with his feelings. Can he capture the lovely Bella's heart? SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Burning The Edges by gangsterdorothy reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After The Happily Ever After by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella and Edward are married with a child. Bella has all she ever wanted, but sometimes life gets in the way of our fairy tale.Can Bella and Edward survive the hardships that lay ahead? AH/cannon pairings. S. Meyer owns all things Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Musings by Cullen86ers reviews
What follows are the random musings of one Jasper Whitlock Hale. These are little snip-its of the random things Jasper may be thinking at any time. Rated M because a southern boy loves to cuss!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jasper
Smooth Vanilla and Deviant Sprinkles by marie0912 reviews
Bella has been faking for a while,deeply unsatisfied and her desires and fantasies too dark and deviant to confess to her husband.She writes what she truly longs for down on paper,unknowingly leaving it for Edward to find and read. Graphic Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
AoC Outtakes, Future Shots, and Random Stuff by littlesecret84 reviews
Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me, Please by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
For Edward, life was never easy. Now, at the end of the line, hanging on by a thread, Bella offers him a choice. Will he own up to the demons of his past or let it rip their rocky relationship apart? AH, OOC. Old synopsis in first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 266,537 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6722 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Edward by Holly1980 reviews
Their love grew over a series of letters exchanged while he was deployed to Afghanistan. He's coming home and there is no other place she'd rather be than waiting for him. ExB Entry for the PPSS "Officer and A Gentleman" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by kimpy reviews
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Completed Work by araeo reviews
A selection of future-shots and outtakes from Work in Progress. More lunacy from the girls, the Precious, and crazy Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'll Stand By You by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship has been rocky so far to say the least...until an event in Bella's life requires the help of Edward. Lust, angst, secret admirers and sororities all take a role in this all-human story based around the gang's college life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,857 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 417 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kimpy reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Virgin and the Maiden by Kriskahn reviews
Outtakes that take place between "The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition" and "The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain." Rated for the same language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
8 days of Cullen by thedarknessofthemoon reviews
8 days of Cullen. A collection of 8 Hannukkah inspired one-shots by fabulous authors for the Festival of Lights! Smut, Crackfic, romance, anything goes. Mostly Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009
Mistletoe and Wine by evieeden reviews
Bella is all alone in Seattle this Christmas. Can an old school friend give her some festive cheer? A smutty E/B one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living Our Happily Ever After by alphadork reviews
Edward and Bella are married and starting out their careers. Pure fluffy, lemony goodness. AU-Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TPAP Extra 1 Will You, Nil You by WriteOnTime reviews
An extra bit from The Port Angeles Players, created especially for mujisan as part of the Support Stacie Author's Auction. The Players return to the stage for "The Taming of The Shrew".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 9,533 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday, Nina! by HappyBirthdayNina reviews
Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009
Mile Highward by TwiSherry reviews
Bella surprises Edward with the fantasy he never thought she'd agree to. There's an airplane, there's champagne, and there's a bendy straw? Originally written for Nina's Special Day Surprise using the three aforementioned prompts. Rated M for the Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8131 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
One Off the List by princessjag reviews
My Entry for the Parkaward Contest. Edward meets a woman at a bar and is drawn to her. E/B Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last First Kiss by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
A/H. When Bella gets accepted to Dartmouth - her dream school - she attends with her best friend/roommate Alice. While there she meets the heartbreakingly beautiful Edward Cullen and finds that she has to deal with his past and her present.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 251,308 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TMI by Namariel reviews
Because people do it like bunnies, and that's fine; but it doesn't mean you want to hear them. Bella and Edward converge in the woods unexpectedly. Hilarity is the only possible outcome. Oh. And TMI. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beginning of Bella and Edward by Scuzzfuzz reviews
Bella Swan and Alice Cullen are friends from college. Bella has met Alice's brother once and he was a jerk. What makes her change her mind? This is just the beginning. There will be a sequel. AU/AH, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,068 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8730 - Favs: 14,355 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Migrations: Wild Swan Deleted Scenes and Outtakes by ScarlettLetters reviews
Extras from my story Wild Swan. Various characters. Rated M for a future Jalice lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Dryer Monster: The Missing Socks by goldentemptress reviews
This is a collection of outtakes for the story Socks for Sex. They are collaborative efforts written in the side character's points of view by goldentemptress and Nostalgicmiss....and yes, some of them will be lemons....;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Before He Cheats by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19475 - Favs: 12,268 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cheers by kite strings reviews
Edward cheers Bella up for the holidays. Santa Claus does roleplay? Smut warning. OOC/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 221 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accepting The Consequences by cdunbar reviews
Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Harley Temptation reviews
"1 month. 30 days. 720 Hours. 43,200 minutes. 2,592,000 seconds. What does this have to do with anything? Oh… it's how long it's been since I've had sex." Bella is on a mission to get laid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Effects of Lumpy Pillows reviews
Who knew that lumpy pillows could cause such problems... AU/AH Sexy time to come...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight 25 reviews
Collection of drabbles and one-shots written for the Twilight 25 challenge. They are not related, but they are all Edward-centric. Rated M...there will be slash. THERE WILL BE SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward
Every Day reviews
Plot Bunny Contest Entry: Edward is on tour and he misses Bella. What is her Thanksgiving surprise? What's his? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Expect Two Every Time reviews
One-shot written for FicsForNashville. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Twenty Five reviews
25 prompts, 3 months to do it in...I think I can handle this. 100 Word Drabbles or 1000 or more word one-shots. Rated M because you never know if there will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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