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Hullo.

I like Death Note, Detective Conan, Code Lyoko, oneshots, crossovers, japanese food and philosophy. I don't like yaoi (but I'm not a homophobe), fanservice, arrogance (despite the fact that I can get quite cocky myself sometimes) or uncomfortable truths (B isn't evil! He's just misunderstood!).

I try to make my reveiws honest, but if I don't like a story, then I won't reveiw it. Sorry. I usually siphon off my ideas/views I have when reviewing. (Sorta like a penseive in HP...) If I have reveiwed something you wrote, A) thanks for looking at my profile and B) thanks for reading my rambling. And since reading The Writing Class I will try and be less critical of plots and give more advice in terms of the writing itself. 'Try' being the key word. (Not that too many people actually care what I write. ;) )

Believe it or not, contrary to what my account looks like, I do write stuff. Problem is that I'm a perfectionist, so not only do I spend hours and hours writing and changing what I write, when I'm finally finished, I have to type it all out onto the computer, and will probably be changing things even as I type it up. Or decide, at any stage in the procedings, that the idea is rubbish and scrap it.

And http:/// is a very good webcomic. In my opinion. If you bother visiting it, tell me if you like it. I have yet to meet anyone that really likes all of the comics, but I KNOW there are fans of xkcd out there. I will find you!! Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place...

...or maybe the other people who like XKCD know better than to talk to me.

Thanks for visiting/reading/ignoring my profile. :)

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In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Hello from 2021, please read chapter 28's author's note!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,889 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Near, Matt
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Resurgence by tlx0 reviews
After being burned in his explosion, Mello is found by Matt, who had been looking for him ever since he left the Wammy House. It's always nice to have an old friend on your side, but after almost 5 years, it's bound to be an odd reunion. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
L M N by Bozphin reviews
Three young woman take on the challenge of kira. Nil, Meek, and Lia will work alongside L, Mello, and Near to crack this case, but what happens when death and destruction tear the team apart from the inside out. Will kira be stopped? L/OC Mello/OC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 82,756 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L - Complete
The Angel Of Wammy's House by Eevil Hero reviews
This story explores Matt's role in Death Note, his life, and his relationships with the other residents of Wammy's House. ::MelloxMatt:: ::MattxLinda::
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
Sequel by skycutter reviews
Beyond Birthday isn't the type to give up easily - and if at first you don't succeed... Set after the BB murder case - therefore riddled with spoilers for Another Note. Rated T for strong language and... well, would YOU trust B with your kids?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,192 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - BB, L
Team Spirit by WallofIllusion reviews
Halle and Mello react to the vice president's announcement. Rated for swearing in the first chapter and... something else in the third.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Halle L., Mello - Complete
Don't Ever Feel Lonely by Threshie reviews
After college roommates Matt and Mello try to save a car accident victim and Matt starts upstaging Mello in everything that the two of them do, the blonde quickly realizes that something is seriously wrong with his best friend...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Mello, Near
Anything by KeepCounting reviews
--"Snape's Patronus was a doe, the same as my mother's. Because he loved her for nearly all of his life." A tragic love story. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Melancholy of Shinigami Ryuk by halfeatenmoon reviews
When the Death Note falls into the hands, not of an ordinary human being, but Haruhi Suzumiya, the world becomes more 'interesting' in a way that Ryuk never would have expected and Kyon never would have wanted. Crossover
Crossover - Death Note & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Ryuk, Kyon - Complete
What You Probably Didn't Know by audi katia reviews
Fifteen facts about Code Lyoko characters that I bet you never could have guessed.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Departure by Anderling reviews
One-shot. What exactly went through Mello's head when he was told L died? And what happened between storming out of Roger's office and leaving Wammy's for good? Rating because of the series, Mello/Matt if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sanctuary by My American Fictionary reviews
Halle. Mello. The last night. Candles, frankincense and the Geneva Conventions.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Tuesday Melody by audi katia reviews
Entering the room with her head peeking over the side, she saw him playing the piano, cursing quietly each time he messed up." .:short drabble, oneshot:.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Yumi I., William D.
Glorious Disaster by MidnightWhisper7 reviews
Like a storm or a wildfire, Mello was both beautiful and dangerous, and Halle couldn't look away. Halle x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Halle L., Mello
Make believe by My American Fictionary reviews
Sometimes women just made her sick. – Snap shot of Halle during Misa and Takada's dinner conversation. Implied Halle/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Pretty Girls by audi katia reviews
“All girls have something pretty about them. Even if they aren’t the best to look at or even if they aren’t that graceful or that smart. Every single girl in the world, at least, all the ones I’ve ever seen, have something pretty.” an Odd character study
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Odd D., Ulrich S. - Complete
Truce by blAnk pAgE drEAm reviews
One-shot. XANA has "borrowed" Jeremie's body for one day. Really bad plot summary. Some JxA
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Xana, Jeremie B. - Complete
Chocolate Desperado by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
The moment Hal Ridner meets Mello, things become complicated. Now if she wants to face Kira and bring justice, she'll have to do it from two sides. Though she trusts Near and values the SPK, Mello's recklessness may be the factor that will help them win.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Halle L., Mello
Death Note High School Musical by deep.lilac reviews
Vertigo Entertainment is going to have an American remake of Death Note 2010 . It’s rumored that they wan Zac Efron to play Light; and some fans want some Disney-people to play other roles. Oddly enough, a few of the songs seem to fit the Death Note. Done
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Love At First Fight by audi katia reviews
Pencak Silat, XANA, jealousy… They're always fighting. When will they realize what they're fighting for?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,527 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Traveling Soldier by audi katia reviews
One name read and no one really cared, but a pretty little girl with a bow in her hair. ::UxY AU::
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
A Creed To Lie Beside by Not Your Exception reviews
Matt had four lessons and a creed to learn. “Justice is in one scale, and self-preservation in the other.” Warnings: Character deaths, spoilers. Prompt: #012, Insanity
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Matt - Complete
Mélange by Elaienar reviews
Magic Kaito Mélange: clutter. A collection of shortstories that are almost, but not quite, entirely unrelated to each other.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Kaito K. - Complete
Detective Conan: A Fractured Fairy Tale by Elaienar reviews
A collection of pointlessly parodied fairy tales.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Broken by Iris Omega reviews
It was so hard to believe that there was nothing left to remember him by but a few fragile memories and a piece of marble. [HallexMello] Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Halle L., Mello - Complete
Little Thoughts by Brain Eater Jr reviews
Set a couple of years before the rise of N and M. Halle Ridner somehow arranges a meeting between her and a rather prominent member of the Mafia.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
L's Requiem: In Memorium by Eevil Hero reviews
A poem, from L's viewpoint, about his friendship and battle with Raito.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Requiescat in Pace by Elaienar reviews
Ten years later, Matsuda visits a lonely grave and meets an old acquaintance. Spoilers
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Muses, Invisibilty, and Radish Earrings by audi katia reviews
Being ignored suits Luna, but that does not mean she enjoys it...Neville Longbottom does not need a cape to be invisible...For a brief second, Luna thought she would love him, if he was not so popular. :::set after Final Battle, slight LN and LH:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Between Breaths by Iris Omega reviews
We'll censor the ending for me...for you. [HallexMello] Slight deviation from actual series of events.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Halle L., Mello
Lie by WallofIllusion reviews
Honesty is not to be expected from a nine year old genius.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2007 - L - Complete
Melodramatic by Souvenir reviews
In Mello's case, it really is all a game...too bad he's not sure, anymore, if he's playing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Death Row by Leesy Metallium reviews
The day before L first confronts Kira, Lind L. Tailor has been condemned to die. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
An Afternoon's Break by Leesy Metallium reviews
Light and L take a short break from the Kira investigation and end up at a small Go salon. Oneshot crossover with Hikaru no Go.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Treason by WallofIllusion reviews
Halle and Mello have a pleasant chat regarding trust, motive, and the finer points of treason. K plus for some swearing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Halle L., Mello - Complete
Ointment by spacehikariangel reviews
Mello’s POV. A one shot about Mello’s thoughts as he recuperates after Chapter 74. Thanks to Nemurenai for unconsciously helping me figure that out through her story summary! Please RR.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Mello, Matt - Complete
My Dying Reverie by spacehikariangel reviews
Poem from Matt's point of view during chapter 99 spoilers!. I wrote it because he deserved more time in the manga, and chapter 99 really upset me! Please RR.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Matt - Complete
Willingly and Unwillingly by Leesy Metallium reviews
Light meets an unusual stranger who makes an unusual request. Oneshot Crossover with The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Rated K for Kiraness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Why? by WallofIllusion reviews
It is the question that haunts us all: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD! Answers from various anime characters. Chapters so far are YGO and Furuba.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
A Marauder's Memory by Adelaide E reviews
Lily had seen past the charm and sexy hair, and thought them immature boys. To them, she was a fearsome but lovely girlfriend. As he recalls teenage amour and antics, James hopes his son will endure the same enjoyable aggravation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 201 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Visions of the Moon by Ori reviews
Seeing the future came with a heavy price of hope. Especially, when all you can see is your dear brother destroying the world. A story about the pessimistic 'goddess' Isis Ishtar, the sister of Malik Ishtar's past and her duel against Seto Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2003 - S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I. - Complete
the best fanfic evar! by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] Part of the Friends Don't Let Friends Write Badly! Movement. A brief foray into the world of Fangirl Japanese - oh dear.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Complete
Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt by Ariana Deralte reviews
Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Complete