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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a 16 year old who loves Harry Potter. I am lazy at updating but I do not plan on abandoning any of my stories.

They all read the Philosopher's Stone is on Hiatus for now.

My OC character is Emily Potter. I have two stories with her :-

Emily Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets and Reading The Philosopher's Stone At A Dinner Party

You can ask anything you want (of course not personal info!) by clicking here. This is my form spring account.

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This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

By: Emo Rose

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm OVER WEIGHT so I MUST be ugly.

I CARE ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm a LABOUR SUPPORTER, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBRAL, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I’m a girl who has a BUNCH OF GUYS FOR FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I’m a boy who has a BUNCH OF GIRLS FOR FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I wear MAKE-UP, so I MUST be an insecure slut.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer.

I have LOTS OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.


I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.

I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be shitty at it, or be emo.

I'm into CLOTHES and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.


I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST either own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I am friends with a CUTTER OR EX CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I'm PRO ABORTION so I MUST be a murderer.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all

Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

List twelve of your favorite characters from books/movies/tv shows in no particular order.

1.Ginny Weasley

2.Nymphadora Tonks

3.Draco Malfoy

4.Remus Lupin

5.Sirius Black

6.leah Clearwater

7.Seth clearwater

8.Alice Cullen

9.Edward Cullen!!

10.lily Evans

11.Fred Weasley

12.Harry Potter

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no ...i dont think there is someone jobless enough to write it

2.Do you think four is hot?How?

No ...ok the guy in the movies i guess is ok...but i cant think of him as hot...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Alice is a vampire...she cant get pregnant...even if she did it would be cool i guess...but harry/ginny is the best

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no!!...none of them are lesbian!!

6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

none...sirius/edward...barf...sirius/ lily belongs with james...then no harry:(

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

centered around idea...with him in it...i was just writing one before i guess...

9(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

wait...ginny and seth are in a happy relationship(fair enough)...until edward runs off with seth(i have seen a lot of such fics...believe me i hate them)...ginny brokenhearted has a one-night stand with FRED!!(HE'S HER BROTHER!!)...and a brief unhappy affair with leah(who told that leah is lesbian?or ginny for that matter?ewww...)...then follows the wise advise of sirius(yeah fine...sirius can give wise advises...sometimes)...and finds true love with harry(SOO TRUE!!LOVE IT)

10How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

not imposible...ok i guess...but seth's such a sweetie...

11What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

very happy...but that would mean im in a family of pureblood maniacs...ewwwwwww...

12.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

ok...i guess,...but i think they would be fighting over the rubber duck

13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

she wont do that...but sad i guess...and angry...

14If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?


15What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

wont believe it...yeah right

16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

go and cry on her shoulders while she comforts me...

17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

it can happen...during dh...or cos...i would ask harry to go and comfort her...and tell her that he loves he

18What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?


19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

u dont have lice do you?

20(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

SHUT UP...oh what the hell ...continue...

21(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

it would be an awesome class...i wont miss a day of skool...


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, animaluvr123, Lizard1307,ginervaweasleyrocks

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Excerpts from Harry Potter, from StillMe-StillOBSESSED's profile:

Philosopher's Stone:

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

- Chamber of Secrets:

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

- Prisoner of Azkaban:

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

- Goblet of Fire:

Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"

- Order of the Phoenix

"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah...she said...progress will be prohibited or...well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts."
"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate."

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

- Half-Blood Prince:

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."

Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

- Deathly Hallows:

“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
“The house?” repeated Harry. “What house?”
“This house!” shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his forehead starting to pulse. “Our house! House prices are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the way and then you’re going to do a bit of hocus-pocus and before we know it the deeds will be in your name and—“
“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.


1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

7) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

8) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "Time of the Month."

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout, "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends."

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting, "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot, gay sex will occur.

35) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

36) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental

37) I will not say the phrase, "Dude, get a life," to Voldemort.

38) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.)

39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

SCATTERGORIES.'s harder than it looks!
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up!
Try to use different answers for each one. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

What is your name: ginervaweasleyrocks

Boy Name: Gareth

Girl Name: Gabriella

4 Letter Word: Goth

Occupation: Gym Instructor

A color: Green

Something you wear: Glasses( Didn't get anything else.)

Food: Gingerbread

Beverage: G

Something In The Bathroom: Glass

A Place: Gujarat

A Reason for being late: Got stuck in traffic!

Something you shout: Go and get your brain :)


1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list and be honest! Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

Gotta Find You- Joe Jonas

2.) Where will I get married?

Butterfly Fly Away- Miley Cyrus

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Let's Get Crazy- Hannah Montana

4.) What is/was high school like?

The Other Side of the Door- Taylor Swift (??)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

True Friend- Hannah Montana :):)

6.) How is today going to be?

Breathe- Taylor Swift (cause i don't breathe everyday.)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

See You Again- Miley Cyrus

9.) How is my life going?

Kicking and Screaming- Miley Cyrus

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?

Let's Dance- Miley Cyrus

11.) How does the world see me?

One less lonely Girl- Justin Bieber

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

When you look me in the eyes- Jonas Brothers

13) Do people secretly like me?

Forever and Always- Taylor Swift :):)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

I Miss You - Miley Cyrus

15.) What should I do with my life?

Backwards- Rascal Flatts

16.) Will I be happy?

A night to remember- Cast of High School Musical

17.) What is some good advice?

Now or Never- High School Musical 3

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Should've said no- Taylor Swift

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Our Song- Taylor Swift

20.) What type of guys do you like?

Don't Forget- Demi Lovato

21.) Will you get married?

Mr.Lonely- Akon

22.) What should I do with my love life?

Two is better than one- Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift

23.) Where will you live?

A place in this world- Taylor Swift (haaahaaa)

24.) What will your dying words be?

Love Story- Taylor Swift (love the song)

25.) Am I hot?

The boys are back- Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu

26.) What are your hobbies

Fireflies- Owl City

27.) Do you like sports?

Right here - Miley Cyrus

28.) Do you talk a lot?

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams- Green Day

29.) Do you like books?

Whataya want from me- Adam Lambert

30.) Do you like yourself?

Rockstar- Hannah Montana

I'm sure from this questionnaire i look like some huge Miley Cyrus. I am NOT. I'm just a person who has to do some major updating to their ipod.

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 640,584 - Reviews: 16736 - Favs: 7,110 - Follows: 7,696 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Potter! I'm Going To Murder You! by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
6 years after James Potter ruined Victoire and Teddy's wedding he is at the wedding of another of his cousins. Of course it wouldn't be a Weasley Wedding without a bit of drama, would it? James somehow manages to send himself and his cousins back to 1978!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Sirius B., James S. P.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,116 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Angel Run by merdarkandtwisty reviews
What do you do when your mom or dad tell you they are getting remarried and your new stepparent just happens to be you're ex's parent? Well Bella and Edward are about to find that out. Not to mention learning about other family secrets along with their siblings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward
Confessions by Serenity2012 reviews
"How long have you and Harry been dating?" Molly spoke the question gently. Ginny went rigid, like it would be a danger to move. "It's okay, you can tell me." Now a series of one-shots in which Ginny tells her family the truth about her fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Christmas Past by Chaser921 reviews
In Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice, HPGW step into a stone circle and are transported back in time seventeen years. They meet his parents, and Harry has to learn what is really important. He also has to deal with his relationship with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,168 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Here We Go Again by Lyric Medlie reviews
Albus Severus Potter's birth story, with minor bits of all the Weasley family and other friends. Sequel to 'First Try At Parenthood'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
On the Topic of Names by infraredphaeton reviews
Harry has a bad feeling about what Ginny will want to name the children. But it's okay, he has a plan. His son is NOT going to be called Celadrian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
It Runs Through The Family by chipzixo reviews
On Jessica Dursley's 11th birthday, she receives a letter; much to the dismay of her grandparents Vernon and Petunia. Dudley is quite stunned by the whole ordeal, and his wife Amelia is just confused. The secrets they tried to hide unfold. Chapter 33 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,693 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Brothers, Fathers, and Professors by DaughterOfAres reviews
Sequel to Brothers and Fathers. Tobias, Severus, and Harry are at Hogwarts and school is in session. But nothing can ever be easy for the Snape family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,133 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
First Try At Parenthood by Lyric Medlie reviews
This is the story that goes along with Ginny and Harry as she is pregnant with little James Sirius Potter. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,691 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
At Louis' party, James and Fred end up breaking a Time-Turner and send themselves, Teddy, Victoire, Albus, Hugo, Rose and Lily back in time to the Order of the Pheonix. What will happen? Read to find out...AU, TL/VW RL/NT HP/GW RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Of Sticks, Duels and Notes by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
A list of notes passed by the Marauders during a particularly boring lecture... with a twist. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Always by Andi-Professional Daydreamer reviews
This was written for 2 Challenges as specified inside . A three- shot Starring one of my favorite non canon pairings. Charlie W./ N.Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Charlie W., N. Tonks
The Stone by Lyric Medlie reviews
What happens when 3 Weasley/Potter children venture into the Forbidden Forest and find one of the 3 Deathly Hallows? Read to find out! Please RandR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by Ash-Varnei reviews
Harry is called back to Hogwarts after Hagrid finds six living bodies in the Forest. The only problem is, those people died years ago. The Marauders have returned to Hogwarts... But what will happen to the traitor Pettigrew? Set 8 years after DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,273 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
they are not the kind to send paper aeroplanes by iMissHP reviews
When Lucy comes back from her holidays with Lorcan, she learns Molly stayed in Romania.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lucy W., Molly W. - Complete
Just Tonks by psycho-pink-faerie reviews
What would you do if you knew you'd never see the one you loved again? What would you do if you knew you didn't have long to live? Remus/Tonks oneshot. Rated T for themes of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
No Parent Should Have To Bury Their Child by Morghen reviews
She never thought in a million years that she would have to attend a funeral for her own flesh and blood.' Molly Weasley at Fred's funeral. Done for ThySilverDoes's song lyric challenge. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Lyric Medlie reviews
Whenever someone in the Harry Potter universe has a birthday, i am going to make a little chapter dedicated to them! So, please read, and review! This should be fun, and exciting! -Lyric
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
When Are We? by Ramzes reviews
Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Ten things by DBShaw reviews
Severus Snape shares the ten things he hates most about Hogwarts. Will write more with different subjects for other characters if people like this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Back To the Phoenix by SanityIsNotStatistical reviews
When Harry goes back in time Lily accidentally falls for him instead of James and hilarity ensues. Now he must get his parents back together and back to the future-all with the help of Dumbledore of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,254 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Tampons 101 by thegoodgirldoll reviews
If ypu guys want more chapters I will do so...but its an awkward father\daughter\or mother story. First up is Molly, Arthur, and does Arthur react to how his Little Girl handles her monthly? And who has to explain to him what tampons even are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Alphabet of Harry Potter by Historybuff1536 reviews
I chose a word for every letter in the Alphabet, and wrote a moment in the character's life that goes with it. Harry is up First.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lilies in Autumn by little0bird reviews
Harry and Ginny find themselves in a familiar situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,854 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Scar by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily decides she going to make her daddy "all better." Harry and Lily in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Back In Time by vcumonkey reviews
Rose and Scorpius want their parents to be friends, so they decide to go back in time and force them. But because of a mistake they get trapped in the Blood Wars!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Scorpius M., OC
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter Discovers Fanfiction by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
The title says it all. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are at Hermione's house, getting ready to go out and search for Horcruxes, when Hermione stumbles across a fanfiction website on her computer… Hilarity ensues! I hope so, anyway. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
In Search of a Family by Light Avatar reviews
The younger sister of the famous and spoiled BoyWhoLived, Lilac Potter is sick and tired of Harry belittling her. Then one day, she gets the brother she always wanted: but from another world. Slight HPHG. AU after GoF. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Harry P.
1, 2, 3, Bill is Helping Me! by SiriusLuver16 reviews
Just a little fluff about Bill teachinig Ginny how to count to ten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
Those Wicked Eyes by Realmer06 reviews
James is starting his seventh and final year at Hogwarts. But tragedy strikes halfway through the year, and a most unlikely person helps him in a most unlikely way. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Prince Harry reviews
Summary: Arthur can't wait to rest after a long day at the office but his daughter has another plans for him. She wants to hear a bedtime story- which else? Prince Harry as usual! Arthur/Ginny father/daughter fluff, HP/GW and a hint of Arthur/Molly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Arthur W., Ginny W. - Complete
Are You Sure You Are Not A Seer? reviews
Ginny has just drawn a drawing and has had an argument with her brother. Her brother doesn't believe her that she will marry Harry Potter one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Emily Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets reviews
What if harry had a younger sister?how would her life be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009
Where She Is Meant To Be reviews
Hermione is in the library, her heart in pieces. What could possibly mend it? Written for the 100 Prompts challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
They all read the philosopher's stone reviews
This is adopted from xx-emo-tinkerbell-xx.james,albus,lily,rose and hugo read some books about their father.And maybe someone else too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009