Author has written 3 stories for Golden Sun, and Left 4 Dead.
Welcome to my.. profile! Or whatever.
Right, biography... uh... Hello, my name is Napoleon Machiavelli XIV of Russia. But you can call me Damon. Whichever works for you.
Oh. My author name.. yeah, that's got no story. No interesting story, at least. In Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare, my favourite character is Mercutio. And he is the cousin of Prince Escalator. Yeah, he name isn't actually Escalator, but I forgot what his actual name was called.
Anyhow... what else are you supposed to put on this? Oh, I know! I live in a place called Hell--I mean Lemoore, CA. Once I get the chance, I'm out of here. I can't stand the people, I can't stand the air, I can't stand the mentality everyone has. I'm not saying I'm better than everyone else here, I'm just saying that everyone but me needs to take that stick out of their bum and think a little. I don't have a stick up my bum. And I already think. So, I'm excluded.
And... uh... What else... Oh, um... video games. They're fun. And comics too. Love comics. Favourite heroes? The Flash (Barry Allen) and Hawkeye (In the purple costume. Not that leathery dominitrix get-up). Movies based off of video games? As painful to watch as seeing a bullock lose his bollocks. Movies based off of comic books? As painful as watching a supermodel get her arm and face sliced by an aeroplane propeller.
Favourite people to couple off? Shaun and Desmond (AC), Petey and Gary (Bully), Vashyron and Zephyr (Res. of Fate), Nick and Ellis (L4D2), Chris and Piers / Chris and Leon / Leon and Anybody (RE), Kanji and Any Guy / MC and Any Guy / Dojima and Adachi (Persona Series/Persona 4), Bradley Cooper's character and anybody his character is attracted to (any movie BC was in), Magneto and Charles Xavier / Wolverine and Cyclops / Wolverine and Gambit / Beast and any willing person / Nightcrawler and any willing person (X-men), Captain America and any willing person / Hawkeye and any willing person (Avengers). And.. I think thats it? Wait, no! Mia and Isaac / Mia and any girl / Isaac and Ivan / Amiti and Eoleo / Jenna and Sheba / Felix and Piers (Golden Sun), and FINALLY Seifer and Hayner (KH2)
...Oh! I guess I can say I am a fan girl of things... like... uh.. oh! Bradley Cooper. Seriously sexy man, I love him to death. And.. uh.. I appreciate the non-heterosexual couples in all fandoms because I get enough of that on day-time television and cartoons. I guess that's the only time I like non-heterosexual couples? In fandom, but not in the actual.. thing..? I'm confusing myself, I'm so sorry.
Love me, hate me, destroy me over the internet. Thank you for reading my fanfics.
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