Mister Icarus
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Joined 06-23-09, id: 1980975, Profile Updated: 09-19-10
Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hello, my name is Sophie, let me introduce myself. I am 16 years old. I live in Ireland. I speak native English, Irish, and French. I am both an Atheist and a Humanitarian. I aspire to be an artist. I literally cannot look at a blank page and not draw all over it. (Boredom makes this habit significantly worse - my Maths book is a disgrace.) I enjoy grammar and linguistics. I am a regretful smoker. A few of my goals in life are to read the Bible from an intellectual point of view, live in a bed sitting flat, and get married in Las Vegas wearing old jeans and get a degree in Psychology. I like piercings. I have 7. I love tattoos. I have none - yet. I have a mild phobia of potatoes, and a severe phobia of needles, though this only really applies to medical needles. I have been to South Africa to do charity work, and I want to live there, be it for a month or decade, sometime in my life.

The Mortal Instruments is currently my favourite series. ...I also loved - not anymore -Twilight, but only when nobody had heard of it and thought I was a freak for being slightly besotted with a non exsistent sparkly vampire called Edward. Then all those skeptics evolved hordes of obsessive into screaming fangirls, and I died a little bit inside.

I also love the Inheritance series, a Series of Unfortunate events, the Percy Jackson books, C.H.E.R.U.B series, Harry Potter, The Curious Incident of the Dog in The Night-Time, a Spot Of Bother, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Hunger Games, and loads of other non cliched things that people probably haven't heard of and I'm too lazy to write. I love all books as long as they're good. Quelle surprise. I've only ever written TMI fics, Magnus & Alec so far, but hopefully more to come.

I generally hate vampire love stories like Twilight and all its cheap copies.

The very favourite authors, in alphabetical order, because it's too cruel to choose - Dan Brown, Cassandra Clare, Suzanne Collins, Roald Dahl, Mark Haddon, Robert Mulchamore, Rick Riordan, JK Rowling.

I try to write funny and original fanfiction without being too crazy and weird. I try to keep the characters somehow in character - you don't say- , because I know I hate really OOC stories, I find them irritating. Slightly OOC is putting your own twist on things. Completely OOC is just pointless, because it's a completely different character with the same name and same haircut.

I can't stand bad spelling and grammar, especially the whole 'your' and 'you're' thing. It's not that difficult, and if you can't grasp that, then I have no idea why you even write fanfiction because it's going to be sloppy and seem unintelligent and people aren't going to enjoy it. At least not literate people.

I try to be funny and witty, so tell me if I am, but tell me I'm not, too. I don't want to have people cringing in their seats while reading, going 'Sweet Divine Christ, how hasn't this girl been put down yet?' So, be honest.

If you read my crap, well, gee, thanks. Aren't you just great? And if you don't, well, do one thing every day that scares you. Or in this case, scars you for life.

A thing in a hole is a thing it is not.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Sparkle and Glower: Alec and Magnus One Shots by Litsztomania reviews
Pointless and fluffy oneshots, varying from short to really short, about Alec and Magnus, either together or just on their own. They get into a lot of shenanigans.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fortune Cookie by cultural infidel reviews
This was for some contest, I guess...Anyway, Magnus Bane and Alec go out to a Chinese restaurant and...yeah. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
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Becoming Bane reviews
Its Alec's birthday, and after blowing out his birthday candles, he realises he made a wish he very well may regret. How will Alec deal with stepping into Magnus's shoes for a while? Rated T. R&R for free cookies. :D AlecxMagnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Public Displays Of Rejection reviews
Basically a different take on what could have happened at the infamous Hall Of Accords scene. The title kinda ruined the summary for me. *sad face* Anyhoo, R&R, you know you want to! AxM
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Wrath Of Rainbow Leather and Hot House Lillies reviews
Its Alec and Magnus' first anniversary, but Magnus gets a shock when Alec doesnt meet up to his expectations, and things dont quite turn out as he'd planned...bad summary! More MxA fluff yayy again! one shot, RR please! Rated T because Im overly cautious
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Late one night, Magnus discovers Alec's secret...not as dirty as it sounds! Mostly Malec fluff yaaay. Oneshot. Rated T for a bit of language and suggestiveness and cuz Im paranoid. R R, MxA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
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