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Sorry I deleted Strange Love. After I'm done with Blast From the Past, I'm definitely going to rewrite Strange Love. I promise it will be better.
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Yet more signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.
Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don’t get to write.
You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”
When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.
You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.
You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”
Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.
You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.
You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writer and Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received.
You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.
At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.
You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process.
You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.
You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters.
You argue with said character.
You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.
You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.
You are more anxious about your mailman showing up an hour late than your kids.
The “sermon notes” section of the Sunday morning bulletin comes home every week filled in with ideas or scenes for your WIP.
The only magazine quiz you regularly fill out is the vocabulary quiz in The Writer—and you score at least 18/20 every time and cut it out to hang on your fridge.
Your idea of a vacation is going somewhere like Denver, Houston, Dallas, or Minneapolis to attend a writer’s conference, and you never leave the hotel.
You have a hard time explaining what you “do.”
You–hold on, I have to check my e-mail . . .
You do everything you can think of to procrastinate from writing, then turn the light on in the middle of the night and furtively write a few hundred words because you feel guilty for not writing.
You can predict the next line or conflict in just about every TV show/movie you watch.
You don’t meet “new friends”; you meet “potential characters.”
You stay in bed ten minutes after you wake up structuring the details of your dream into a novel synopsis, complete with character descriptions, setting, and costumes.
You’ve ever had to replace your bathroom flooring because you decided you could get a few thoughts written down while waiting for the bathtub to fill.
You have a cup or canister filled with pens and pencils in every room of the house—and yet you can never find a pen when you really need one. You also put the dry pens back in the cup, simply because it seems like a waste to throw away a perfectly good pen casing—one of these days, you might actually buy some refills.
Your non-writing friends/family don’t like going to the movies with you, because you don’t walk out saying, “Yeah, that was good,” you walk out saying, “If I’d written that, I would have . . .”
You spend more on “writing stuff” every year than you do on groceries and gas combined.
You text-message yourself while out and about so you won’t forget a great name, a piece of dialogue, or a story idea you saw/heard while you were out.
Conversations with friends start to include the question, “You’re not going to use that in your book, are you?”
Number your 12 favorite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
I've never read an Undertaker/Ric fanfic. I don't know if I want to either.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Chris Jericho is definitely attractive. *faints*
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lita getting Scott pregnant..? Might be the other way around. Besides the Kliq wouldn't be too thrilled.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Actually I haven't read any fics sorely about X-Pac. He's appeared in a few.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Holy shit I love Shawn and Mark together! They work so perfectly, it's like they're met to be together. Besides Shawn/Hunter & Shawn/Bret.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Randy/X-Pac or Randy/Batista? Definitely Randy & Batista. I've read a few good fics on these two. If I see a Randy/X-Pac fic, I'll get back to ya.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kevin walking in on Shawn & Lita having sex?? I think Kevin would be trying to figure out why Shawn's not with Hunter. Once Hunter gets word of that, he'd be pissed.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
CM Punk & Batista: Well I heard these two were good friends so... former lovers reunite for one last hot and steamy night. Is it meant to be? Sorry not good with summaries.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I've never seen a Triple H/Scott fic. So I'm going to say no, no fluff.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Lita & Nash: Queen Extreme meets Big Sexy...idk I've never thought of them like that.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
Wow Chris de-flowering Hunter, not likely. I think the only person Hunter would bottom for is Shawn...or Jeff too. Maybe if he was really in love with Chris, he would put his dominate nature aside.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I think a few of them have gotten into the whole Punk/AJ thing. My personal favorite Punk het is with Lita.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
One of my friends wrote a fic with Ric, wasn't anything too slashy though.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Shawn/Jericho/Orton? Maybe if I asked. Haven't seen any.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Batista, I honestly think he might just growl like a wolf or something.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song-fic about Scott Hall...hmmm idk *tears*
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ooh Triple H/Taker/Lita. Definitely lots rough sexual content. If you can't handle it, don't read.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Batista picking up Shawn? "Hey why don't you ditch big-nose over there and come be with a real animal."
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ric describing a relationship between Shawn & Scott. "Erotic, should have happened a long time ago"
20) How emo is Seven?
Kevin definitely could be. He has his moments on twitter. But completely emo...far from it.