Pele the Goddess
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Joined 06-23-09, id: 1981484, Profile Updated: 06-23-09
Author has written 1 story for Fahrenheit 451.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

To Every girl that dresses cute not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL... not HOT.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU.

To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, beacause he chose that stupid BITCH instead.

To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!

To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND.

To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE? want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night? THINKING? about? HIM?

To every girl who just wnats to cuddle.

to every girl that just wants to sleep with him WITHOUT HAVING SEX.


To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be that one."

To every girl that laughs at the stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it's funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that DOESN'T WANT a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER EMOTIONS but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Pelizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green Tortise

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Juju Milford Way

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wropeith

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Purple Tea

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eojmnhe

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Jake

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Lychee Disaster

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Red Bead

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read every third word

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