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"I'd like a double double"
"A DOUBLE DOUBLE!"
--Oh working at Tim Horton's (F my life)
Okay... so a little about me.
I have no idea of what i'm going to do in life and when it comes to reviewing that's what i prefer to do. XD I'm also somewhat computer illiterate... and no i don't know how that works.
Age: Born in October 1993- you do the math
And yes if it is part of what happened, swears will be included, not many but still a warning for those with virgin ears... Where the heck do you go to school anyway!?
Things i like:
- my friends
- my game time
- my family
- Abridged series
Things i don't like:
- anything that constantly says "Like ya" or "totally" in a stupid squeaky voice.
- Guys who think they're all that
- Girls that look at you and roll their eyes.
- Yaoi/ Yuri (Only in specific cases like in Axis Powers Hetalia- nothing else works)
I could go on but yeah, i don't think i need to.
Ano... OK! TIME FOR SOME FUN!!
When in doubt, blow shit up!
If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (Unfortunately i have made errors myself but it will be fixed!)
If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile.
I REGRET NOTHING!
Warning: Pwnage Imminent!
I'm not shy, i'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom (Ok honestly who instantly thinks of Hinata from Naruto when they read this?)
All the good men are either taken, gay, or fictional, DAMN'T!
Hardwork never killed anybody, but why take chances?
If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD
If you are one of the few people who realize that it IS possible to see the dark side of the moon and know exactly how to do it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the few Narutards who realizes some of the following, copy and paste this into you profile:
I'm not late... i just wasn't here when i was suppose to be
Keyboard not found, press any key to continue (Now that sucks)
What seems to be the officer, problem?
I sear to drunk, i ain't God (Well there goes my whole beilef system!)
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
All stressed out and no one to choke!
If you have ever gotten so ridiculously sidetracked in a conversation to the point where you don't remember where you started or how the hell you got where you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are not afraid to speak your mind and several people hate you for it, copy and paste this into you profile to let them know that YOU DON'T CARE.
If you hate people who think they're so amazing but they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
YOUTHFULNESS IS A YOUTHFUL SOMETHING ONLY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE WHO EXPERINCED THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND YOUTHFULNESS OF YOUTH CAN UNDERSTAND NOT UNYOUTHFUL PEOPLE...If you have no idea what I just said, and half the time you have no idea what Gai and Lee say, copy this into your profile.
Shiny! Therefore MUST be important!
A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him. A BEST friend will call him and whisper, "Seven Days..." (Me and my one friend are actually gonna do this :3 )
My brain is like lightning, one flash and it's gone!
One boring day my mind wandered... and it never came back. T-T
You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You fall down, i laugh even louder!
When other girls wanted to be a ballerina, i wanted to be a NINJA!! (Raise of hands to agree)
Stupidity killed the cat! Curiosity was framed!
Last night, as i lay in bed looking up to the stars, i thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my CEILING!?"
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Those who don't lead sad lives :3)
If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are a good actor to the point where you don't know what the hell you're supposed to act like normally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a set of battle gloves set aside just for fighting, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually they're handwraps but really, basically same purpose)
Just cuz your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door!
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with a great force!
People are morons, i don't have any other explanation for it... i really don't. -Joss Whedon
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If i could get a firm grip on reality, i'd choke it.
The problem with reality is the lack of background music
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results (You NEVER know, you might be able to throw that pan up in the air, juggle those eggs open and toss them in the frying pan that just happens to have landed perfectly on the stove!)
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of
People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"
Everything is funny, as long as is happens to someone else
Never kick a man when he's down. Unless you're sure he won't get back up.
I am NOT retarded! I'M MENTAL! GET IT RIGHT, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE! (I mixed this one up and said it the other way... juice everywhere)
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man!
It's a good thing you can't read my mind... Oops, did i say that out loud? My bad.
I'm smiling... that alone should scare you. (My friends know this is true)
Don't interupt me when i'm talking to myself!
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!
If you perform a "face-palm" or "head-desk" on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.
If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.
If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...)
If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. (Usually if i remember a dream they're in their somewhere!! But mostly it's just daydreams! XD)
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between:
If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.
Arguing with yourself is not weird. It's when you argue and LOSE that it's weird. (... I've... I've actually DONE this!)
People say i have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!~me
Don't go towards the light! Jesus Christ will KILL YOU!!~my friend (AKA: ColdFYre)DO NOT COPY THIS ONE UNLESS PERMISSION IS GRANTED
A wise man once said ask a girl.
And for all of you who guessed that I'm a Girl... You're correct!! Give yourself a pat on the back and go get some cake!
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Okay here's a little look into my life: My friends will be known as Ninja1, Ninja3, Midget, CraszyCatGirl, DK and ExclamationMark... and for the record yes, i am Ninja2.
Ninja2: -turns head- What?
Ninja3: You laughed.
Ninja2: Was that out LOUD?!
Ninja3: -goes into Godzilla stance and throws back head- SHHHIIIT!!
Random teacher on Banna split day (Bring your own Banana): You don't need a banana to get the icecream.
Ninja2: -Up and dashing down the stairs with Ninja3.-
(NOTE: we used to always compare marks and almost everytime i beat Ninja3 by a couple)
Ninja3: So what did you guys get? (Asking about marks on worksheet/test (out of 30))
Ninja3: -grins- 28
Ninja2: -grins evily- 28.5!
Ninja3: ... I HATE YOU!!
Random22: calm down ...
Ninja2: -Laughing her @ off-
Ninja1: Did you just fall asleep standing up?
CrazyCatGirl: (Talking about old friend) Yeah he's a ladies man now!
CrazyCatGirl: Yeah! Don't you see him walking around with all the make-up, er... short-short...-throws hand in direction he went-
Ninja2: He's wearing makeup and short-shorts?
Ninja3: -The look of pure horror (like someone running over a box of puppies... not kidding) appears on face;
Everyone in group: -Shudder, Cringe-
Teacher: Don't you have any school spirit?
Midget: -Looking at room decorating book for no reason- It's PINK!
Ninja2: It's FRILLY!
Ninja1: IT'S HIDEOUS!!
(We were talking about colon cancer... yeah really strange subject we know- out lunch periods aren't normal!)
DK: So if i had a uterus--
Ninja2: -laughing- If you had a uterus you wouldn't be a GUY!
ANd Many, MANY more moments! But for now, Ja Ne!
So read, review, or go away! (Kidding, Enjoy!)
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