Author has written 15 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, iCarly, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Victorious, and Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures.
Um, I'm not so good with introductions, but hi, I provide you with your daily dose of angst.
I'm 10% pizza, 40% sleepy, and 50% sadness.
I like people whose hair smells like Pantene and cigarettes, I am not alright, and I'm stuck in the ghost of '90s past.
I hate much of the world, I live off of kid's and crime shows, and the only thing I want is to never look back and be disappointed with my life.
I use a lot of run on sentences because I have a lot to say goddamnit, I am in love with the word and, and I unfortunately tend to get really bad writer's block or just lose inspiration for stories a lot of the time. I promise you that I will finish all of them though, eventually.
// otp's //
// notp's //
// flawless characters that i'm thankful exist //
"Very true, it makes me want to puke up blood."
"Please run in front of a bus."
"As far as you're concerned: you've never been here, you've never seen me, I don't exist. If you do tell anyone about me, you won't exist. Got that, teenage mutant ghostbuster?"
"I don't know what's going to happen to me. But I do know that I'm going to be a good person who cares about people. And I blame you for that."
(Ned: "I oughta ship you both to Neptune.") "Ah, uh, no thanks. Lack of oxygen is bad for my asthma."
[Sees Sue's BELIEVE IN YOURSELF poster] "Oh my gosh! I didn't believe in myself, but after reading your poster, I totally do. Thanks, Sue."
"Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest."
"I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind."
(Woman: "Might as well give up now, sweetheart.") "Really? You think I should give up? Let me tell you something about me: I never, ever give up. I have not made a hundred things, but I still try out! When they tell me I didn't make the team, I ask to be the manager! When there are no parts in the play for me, I ask to make the programs! The more I fail, the stronger I get!"
"I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it, or I kill you. You understand?"
(Umbridge: "Who do you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?") "Oh, I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?"
"Nobody breaks my heart."
"Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego."
"You can put any face behind a mask, but be careful. Because someone else might be pretending."
"I don't love people. I love Camaros, Zeppelin, and french fries - in that order."
"The best part of being a teenager is screwing stuff up."
"I hear crying. Oh wait, it's just me."
"I don't like being hollered at."
"I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am; I just don't like answering stupid questions."
"I'm British. I don't get your jokes, Eddie."
"I don't do fear."
"Well, that marks the end of my 'making an effort' phase."
"It's the internet Bucket, who's gonna see it?"
"He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe."
"I don't understand why people, why every fucking person is so bad to each other so often."
// fascinating and lovely people that i think are super rad //
"Can you feel it? This is music, this is why we're here, this is why we stayed alive."
"It's worth it to stay alive. Because life is hard in the moment, it's hard to see what can be down the road. You get tunnel vision and think that the current moment is all you have left. But that's not it. There can be more. Please let there be more. Please stay alive."
"You need my ID? This face is my ID, motherfucker."
"The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."
"Music is my religion. It's the only thing I've ever believed in as a constant."
"If anyone ever doubts my dedication to Halloween let them know that I drove 47 miles to go to a spook house alone last night."
"Always have struggled to bite my tongue."
"I've always wanted to be one of those people who didn't really care much about what people thought about them, but I just don't think I am."
"Don't let other kids make you feel bad about yourself. Ever. Aim high."
"I've been not giving an F since like '92 or '93."
"I never said I was in for a fight. I don't mind passing a heckle back and forth but I'm a lover not a fighter."
(Anon: "Change your icon. Christmas is over.") "Change your attitude. Christmas is over when I say it's over."
I do dearly apologize in advance for my old work, because I find that it tended to be a bit... atrocious. I just don't have the heart in me to delete it.
My newer stories / chapters of existing stories are much better, I fully promise you that.
From about 2012 and on, they're just overall extremely better (for the most part).
Please, please, I literally beg of you, do not review on my old work with comments saying so-and-so is sooo OOC or this scene makes no sense or that that would never happen and how could I even do that, what is wrong with me. For the love of Jesus, I know. Trust me, I know. I'm literally so disgusted with 95% of everything I've ever written on here. (I'm kind of insecure/self-conscious about my writing, I don't know. I tend to hate most of what I write.) So just. I don't know. Leave it be if it's old?
But do enjoy bookworming your little hearts out on my page, lovelies!