Author has written 15 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, iCarly, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Victorious, and Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures.
Um, I'm not so good with introductions, but hi, I'm Kaitlyn, and I provide you with your daily dose of angst.
I'm 10% pizza, 40% sarcasm, and 50% sadness.
I like writing on bathroom walls with Sharpies, I have a fascination with abandoned things, and my favorite colors are the sky when it snows at night and the dusty glow of headlights or streetlamps in the darkness.
I hate much of the world, I live off of kid's, crime, and cooking competition shows, and the only thing I want is to be free.
I have a knack to get really bad writer's block or just lose inspiration for stories a lot of the time. I promise you that I will finish all of them though, eventually.
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// otp's //
// notp's //
// flawless characters that i'm thankful exist //
"Very true, it makes me want to puke up blood."
"Please run in front of a bus."
(Neck-brace Lana: "But breathing in all this flower dust makes my mouth dry!") "Then don't breathe."
[Sees Sue's BELIEVE IN YOURSELF poster] "Oh my gosh! I didn't believe in myself, but after reading your poster, I totally do. Thanks, Sue."
"Oh, don't you uh-huh my nuh-uh!"
"Here comes that feeling..."
(Woman: "Might as well give up now, sweetheart.") "Really? You think I should give up? Let me tell you something about me: I never, ever give up. I have not made a hundred things, but I still try out! When they tell me I didn't make the team, I ask to be the manager! When there are no parts in the play for me, I ask to make the programs! The more I fail, the stronger I get!"
"Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Catherine Fitzpatrick!"
(Raven: "For special skills, I put down- design my own clothes.") "Okay, special skills... can whistle through nose! I can do that."
"I can't leave little people with little-er people!"
"Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego."
"Oh, yes. And I will not rest until the Tipton is a parking lot and you are parking the cars!"
"I'm a winner, and you're fat."
"I don't love people. I love Camaros, Zeppelin, and french fries - in that order."
"The best part of being a teenager is screwing stuff up."
"I hear crying. Oh wait, it's just me."
"I don't like being hollered at."
"I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am; I just don't like answering stupid questions."
"I'm British. I don't get your jokes, Eddie."
"I don't do fear."
"Being normal is vastly overrated."
"Well, that marks the end of my 'making an effort' phase."
"It's the internet Bucket, who's gonna see it?"
"With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
"He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe."
"I don't understand why people, why every fucking person is so bad to each other so often."
// fascinating and lovely people that i think are super rad //
"The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."
"Music is my religion. It's the only thing I've ever believed in as a constant."
"Maybe you will be afraid, and maybe you will fail, but the courage to take risks in any part of your life is, I feel, a very worthwhile way to live."
"You never get to pick how you get pinned and how people perceive you."
"I've always wanted to be one of those people who didn't really care much about what people thought about them, but I just don't think I am."
"Don't let other kids make you feel bad about yourself. Ever. Aim high."
"I've been not giving an F since like '92 or '93."
"I never said I was in for a fight. I don't mind passing a heckle back and forth but I'm a lover not a fighter."
(Anon: "Change your icon. Christmas is over.") "Change your attitude. Christmas is over when I say it's over."
"We all change, we all live our own lives. It's our choice who we let be a part of it."
"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
"You learn pretty early on that you've really got to trust yourself more than anybody else."
"No matter what, there's always something somebody can find wrong with me."
I do dearly apologize in advance for my old work, because I find that it tended to be a bit... atrocious. I just don't have the heart in me to delete it.
My newer stories / chapters of existing stories are much better, I fully promise you that.
From about 2012 and on, they're just overall extremely better (for the most part).
Please, please, I literally beg of you, do not review on my old work with comments saying so-and-so is sooo OOC or this scene makes no sense or that that would never happen and how could I even do that, what is wrong with me. For the love of Jesus, I know. Trust me, I know. I'm literally so disgusted with 95% of everything I've ever written on here. (I'm kind of insecure/self-conscious about my writing, I don't know. I tend to hate most of what I write.) So just. I don't know. Leave it be if it's old?
But do enjoy bookworming your little hearts out on my page, lovelies!
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