Beyond The Cage
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Joined 06-24-09, id: 1982400, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Heeeeeeellooooooo!! This is my account that i've wanted to make forever! I've been meaning to make this and a couple of stories for a while now but i've never gotten the chance, you know, with school and all. But it's summer now, so I have a little bit of time on my hands. Here's my stats.


Gender: Male(and proud of it!)

Sexuality: STRAIGHT(I might be focusing some stories on romance so if ANYONE accuses me of being gay I will be royally pissed!)

Age: Anywhere from young to old

Eyes: Got two of 'em, both hazel

Hair: Brown

Favorite Drink: Dr.Pepper

Favorite Song: Whispers in The Dark, by Skillet(I don't care what you say, it kicks ass bitches!)

Favorite Music Genres: Rock, Heavy Metal, and slight Country

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Camou, and Tan

Things I Hate: Flamers who complain because a certain pairing didn't happen or a character is the "wrong" sexuality(coughcoughyaoifangirlscough), people who spend their time looking around this sight for someone to criticize and/or flame, yaoi, yaoi fangirls, yaoi fanboys(shudder), and Ronald McDonald(pedo)

Things I Love: Girls, TV, Football, Lacross, Track, NCAA 09, and Golden Retrievers!


"I'm sorry"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

uh... Anime Stuff?

Favorite Anime: Naruto

Favorite Characters: Naruto, Kyuubi(preferably female), Kiba, Tora(lol!), most of the naruto girls(besides sakura and ino), Kakashi, Yamato(Tenzou), Sai, Shikamaru, and a bunch of other people that I can't remember

Top 10 Favorite Naruto Stories

1.Sarutobi Naruto (READ THIS DAMNIT! READ IT!!)

2.S Class Lovers

3.The Price of Life

4. Medicinal Lullaby

5. Tuebor

6. To Live Is So Much Harder

7.Chunin Exam Day

8.Kyuubi's Undying Love

Beginnings,New Fate

10.The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto

Favorite Pairings: Naruto x FemKyuubi, Naruto x Anko, Naruto x Tsunade, Naruto x Hana, there are others, but again they're just out of reach. Oh, can you tell I favor Naruto? I like other character pairings, but I didn't feel like putting those on

Favorite Quote: "Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don’t worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is." Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time - joe6991

Note:

I'm sorry to all the people that were enjoying Eyes of Balance, but I've decided it wasn't good enough, and a sudden insparation hit me. I've started Erotic Death, and I hope you like it! I'll be updating hopefully more frequently on this one. Anyway, see ya later!

Note #2: Hey guys! I'm sorry about taking so long. My muse is a cruel (bad word), she gives me a freaking novel-like inspiration, and then right when I start, she takes a month off. She a closet architect I tell you... Anyway, you'll be pleased, or maybe not now that I think about it... Well, I've gotten 3,150 words done. So, about a little under half of what I'm going for. Back to my point, I'd like to thank all of you for being so patient and leaving some positive feedback, see ya!

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New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 240,939 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/1/2023 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19707 - Favs: 11,597 - Follows: 8,860 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 6,373 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Come Back to Me by Ryoko-nee reviews
When Konohagakure has fallen to pieces and the rulers are oppressors, the future seems dark but a small flame burns. Note: Some spoilers in recent chapters. AN: Ch. 18 edited and reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,964 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Kyuubi's undying love by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto is seventeen years of age. He has become a much sought after bachelor due to his drastic changes, but despite increased female popularity Naruto's only interest lies with his beautiful foxy goddess. Rated M for violence, blood, and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
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Eyes of Balance reviews
Unable to create a seal to completely lock away the Kyuubi, Minato panics, and adds something to the shikifuuin that will change the course of history forever. Temporarily Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Erotic Death reviews
Sometimes, when everything you love dies, something happens. Not just anything, something weird and unnatural. I'm Naruto, and I've been sent to a strange world of sexual desire and rieghtous fury... Hm, wonder how this will turn out? Naruto x Pokegirls
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
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