hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-25-09, id: 1982958, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name: Dirke to my friends (Zelis on here). Real life name? Use your imagination.

Location: Texas

Age: Classified.

Sex: If it involves whip cream and cherries, sure.

Hobbies: Gaming, anime, reading stories online and books, hanging out with friends, and getting pissed at my old clunker called a ford truck. Which I highly recommend no one ever buys.

MMOs played: EQ, FFXI and WOW. Quit EQ. Currently on a haitus on the other two but will return eventually. 75WAR (main class) on FFXI and 80 Paladin on WoW (Semi-retired).

A little about me: I try to have fun and not take life too serious. Life always ends in death so we have to enjoy it while we can. I also value my friends and family the most, and will back them up regardless of the consenquences. People who know me will say I'm generally considered a bit insane and willing to do stupidest stunts they can think of, but that's just one part of me. I'm really a romantic at heart, as you can tell by my stories and favorites, and love fantasy theme stories.

Favorite Author: Probably my favorite book selling Author will have to be Louis L'Amour.

Favorite book: White Fang. Yes, seriously, it's a classic and I enjoyed it ALOT.

Favorite Anime: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing

Favorite Movie: The American President

Favorite game: Breath of Fire III/Final Fantasy VII

Favorite Authors on this site: I'd say it's either between Velf or EroSlackerSannin. Velf can vividly tell a story and you can picture the scenes so clearly. ESM on the other hand is by far one of the funniest writers on the site and can pull you onto the edge of your seat with his action one moment, then send you into tears of laughter the next with his pervertedness that we've all came to enjoy.

Music: Mostly country though I do listen to a little bit of everything else. If it has a good tune with good lyrics I'll listen to it. Lately I've been into 80s rock.

Favorite MMO: Debatable between FFXI and WoW. I'd probably go with FFXI because I like the majority of the NA community on it more, even if WoW has better gameplay. To me people are what makes the game. Even if leveling in it sucks.

If anyone ever considers joining a MMO and picks up FFXI just look me up on Lakshmi and I'm more than willing to help you out. Just don't make sure it doesn't involve any rabbits... (Inside joke between me and a few of my FFXI friends)

On a more serious note, the world has been infested by zombies led by http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1082264/Azeeza. I urge everyone to take up their pitchforks and torches and join me as we rid this world of this diabolical plague before all is too late. If the zombies are too strong, then I urge you to bring your shotguns and chainsaws! And more importantly, bring your Zombie Survival Guide! Surely there's something in there we can find that mentions how to deal with zombie queens and their countless minions...

For the record, if there are no updates to any of my stories or updates take too long, it is because the above mentioned zombie queen has killed/captured me for attempting to form a resistance against her evil domain. And thus, in no way should I ever be held liable, even partly, because it is clearly her fault.

Azeeza's picture of evil that she decided to draw. The person in the dress is my warrior that she oh so loves to torment, whether its through drawing or on FFXI she'll find ways to put him in an asylum for the crazies.

~ Zelis

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fūrinkazan by Hefster reviews
Sakura and Naruto are fleeing from Konoha forces as Danzo takes control of the village. Betrayed and left alone, Naruto and Sakura try to live peacefully amongst one of their nation’s greatest enemies but their past will catch up to them eventually
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,562 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Welcome Home by Maresia Eterna reviews
(COMPLETE) A marriage of convenience forces Hinata to run away only to find out that her new apartment had also been rented to Naruto. With no money, Hinata and Naruto decide to live together as flat mates. But what about Hinata's fiancé? Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,289 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Voice of the Wanderer by Odama Rasendori reviews
After the defeat of the Akatsuki, and the end of the shinobi era, Naruto is the only one left standing. He travels the world for years, only to return to Japan, to live the remainder of his days. Naru/Ino, other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,626 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
I saw you when I turned that last step by elude reviews
The wedding bells sing and everything in the world is perfect. But he's not here to see her on her happiest day, and it's enough to turn the world upside down. NaruSaku Slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Eavesdropper reviews
Ino didn't mean to. On her way home one night, she overheard Naruto arguing with Sakura and Sasuke. Now she's struggeling to pick up the shattered pieces of his heart and help him move forward one step at a time. NaruIno CH9-10 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Alone No More reviews
"It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get." Ino is about to discover that scars on the heart truly run deep. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Under the Stars reviews
Shipwrecked and lost in unfamiliar lands, Ino and Naruto are forced to work with one another in order to survive. Together, they're about to find what their hearts have long sought after. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.