FiveRoses
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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983113, Profile Updated: 06-25-09
Author has written 17 stories for Mentalist.
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Red Tags reviews
*Chapter 7: Red Sky at Night - Jane is coming apart a little at the seams, so Lisbon takes him in hand.* Episode tags to various episodes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Questionnaire reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Favour reviews
Jane needs a date for a wedding, so he asks Lisbon because he knows she'll understand that it's not a date-date and...well, who else is he going to ask? It doesn't seem to occur to him that what he's really asking for is trouble...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Flower Fairy reviews
I wanted to write something that met the Bechdel Test - explanation within - and this is the result. Jane still managed to sneak his way into the story, however. He does that.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Love At First Sight reviews
Lisbon falls in love and since it isn't Jane she's in love with, he doesn't cope especially well with this unexpected development. Shippers, fear not: love at first sight naturally can't compete with true love. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
When One Door Closes, Another Opens reviews
If Jane were fired, he might be forced to do some soul-searching and decide what - or who - really matters to him. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Imitating Art reviews
Jane and Lisbon having "literary" discussions about various books and disagreeing about Jane's supposed resemblance to the heroes of said books.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Time reviews
How to remain inconsolable in your grief and implacable in your desire for revenge. A somewhat tongue-in-cheek nod to the darker underbelly of the show, for those who like that kind of thing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
What Is It I Really Want? reviews
Based on what Jane said to Lisbon in 'Rose-Coloured Glasses', when he summed up her personality so neatly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Developing Negatives reviews
One-shot. Lisbon is in an irritable mood and Jane isn't exactly pouring oil on troubled waters.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
FixerUpper reviews
One-shot. The team has a barbeque at Lisbon's house.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Remedy for Insomnia reviews
How does one cure chronic insomnia? Chapter 3 - and, yes, this really is the final chapter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
From A to B reviews
So what do they talk about when they're stuck in the car together for hours?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Janesitting reviews
Teresa Lisbon had given her team strict instructions. Patrick Jane was never allowed to go off and investigate by himself.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Default Settings reviews
Oneshot. We all have default settings which determine who we are and how we react to life.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete