DrainBamage
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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983346, Profile Updated: 10-03-12
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Boondock Saints.

Wait. Who? What? Oh, me? You want to read about me? Dear God, why? You can't be serious.

I'm nothing special, just the average everyday person you pass on the street and don't glance at. I haven't done anything interesting or important. Really, you don't need to know much about me. You're not here to read about me, you're here to read what I've written I guess. The massive block of shit I dare to call writing (I'm extremely self critical hurhur).

I write primarily boyxboy fiction. Mostly AU and from all ratings, though usually due to language and *cough* scenes, they rate mostly around the PG-13 to NC-17. When I actually write a G based fic, I may cry at myself. So, that's that. Any questions, message me.

-Kajit

Mass Update: Okay, so I have been away from writing for a long time. Part of the reason I have not updates is because I moved into more RPF and really different fandoms. If you want to still read my stories, which there are many, and especially since FFN seems to be editing some of my things because they are RPF, please visit my LiveJournal: http://drainbamage954.livejournal.com/

Other than that, everything is, until further notice, on Hiatus. I will finish it eventually, because I'm OCD, but for now it is no longer in progress. I apologize.

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A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Soft Option by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Borderlines by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Three years after the war, the work still isn't quite done. When Aang and Katara pay visit to the Fire Nation where Zuko is Fire Lord and Sokka acts as Ambassador for the Water Tribe, sparks fly between the siblings over Sokka's life choices. Slash, Zukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,128 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Save me by jadedj8 reviews
When Kanda's life is endangered - how far would Allen go to save him? Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Sun and Moon by FrankieSunflower reviews
Caspian and Peter get all thoughtful and rediscover each other.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Invention Is The Mother Of Necessity by Sailorlight22 reviews
KandaAllen When Komui tests an invention on an unwilling Allen, What Chaos will ensue? Please read and review, I need opinions! Slash warning! COMPLETE
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,329 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Kissing Sirius Black by Persepolis130 reviews
Remus Lupin hadn't meant to kiss Sirius Black. It just happened, the way werewolves happened to bite you, or you happened to wake up with a large spot, and now Remus was all whiskered and spotty, and Severus Snape was going to murder him. remussirius AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tsumi no Ishiki by Makkura Arashi reviews
Naruto's marrying Gaara? It's not possible...he's to be the Rokudaime...' He looked at the Sannin his eyes filled with pain, before leaving. 'I have to stop the wedding' Yaoi, GaaNaru, but mostly will end up SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,559 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catalyst by The Wykkyd reviews
Harry finds a broken and seriously injured Draco on his doorstep one night, and lets him in. When Draco tells Harry a story of pain and fear, the hero begins to rethink his feelings toward his enemy. HarryDraco, details inside. COMPLETED 12.27.06
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,684 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Headmaster's Office reviews
When Slughorn's early retirement means a new faculty member, Harry is faced with a few more life choices than he thought he'd be encountering 10 years after the war. His once happy life has already been shifted, does he really want another change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Smoking reviews
It had seemed like the health conscious good idea three weeks ago. It had seemed like a great suggestion. Seemed being the operative term. Oneshot following 'On and Off.' Norman/Sean
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
The Drink reviews
Waking up the morning after is never fun, especially when you can't really remember and the other blames it on the alcohol. Connor/Murphy Twincest twoshot.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Beauty and the Bastard reviews
From now until the last petal falls, Uchiha Sasuke, you will be cursed, yourself, your castle, and all those you employ shall be disguised. If you have not managed to have someone fall in love with you and you, in turn, fall for them, you will perish!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
MIA: Missing In Action reviews
Placed into a mental institution for attempted suicide, Naruto meets the younger brother of one of the patients. However, will their relationship become something to help Naruto fix the issues that have haunted him for years or anger the demon inside?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To Dance reviews
As the Yule Ball approaches, Harry is confronted with some interesting problems, who to go with, dancing lessons, an overly affectionate Hufflepuff, and since when did Malfoy start acting so strange?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
You're My Boyfriend Tonight reviews
Senior Week is a time where anything can happen on college campuses. With no classes, exams, work, or commitments, it's just one giant party. With alcohol and a random boyfriend in the mix, Sasuke's night might not go exactly as he thought it would.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Vant to Suck Your Blood reviews
When Hogwarts has its first Halloween Dance, will two costumes bring out aspects of Harry and Draco they never expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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