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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
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Another Cinderella by vampireobsesser reviews
Bella has been abused all her life. After her mother dies,she moves to live with Charlie. But Charlie has gotten remarried. And then there's Edward,the player who has always gotten every girl,except Bella. How will she deal with him and Charlie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival 101 by GumieStarz reviews
When Bella and her new friends Alice and Rosalie get a job on The maiden voyage of Cullen Cruise's new ship, They meet three mysterious strangers. But when the ship crashes, leaving them stranded on an island, will love blossom? or will war ensue? AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inner Demons by GeronimoPond reviews
Haunted Sequel. When Edward and Bella's daughter starts to show interesting symptoms, can they finally put their inner demons to rest once and for all? AH. Rated M for theme and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Player Hater, Player Lover by mfrancesj reviews
A player, skillful in getting what they want. A player hater, someone with a strong dislike against players. Enter Bella Swan and stage right, Edward Cullen. Will Bella be a victim in a player's game or can she change the game by changing the player?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Witches and Vampires by Blood And Fangs27 reviews
Alice, Rose, Bella and Esme are witches and the Cullen men are vampires. Bella is the most powerful witch to exist but has she crossed to many people by being at the top? Adopted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
YMing with The Cullens by MaysileeAbernathy reviews
What happens when you put the Cullens and the Yahoo! Messenger altogether? Rated K for some parts. Installments follow. : Some chapters may be Rated T and Rated M. Depends on people's requests. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
sk8er boi, by doubletime twins reviews
Edward’s a sk8er and Bella does ballet. They are neighbors and both hate each other, but when Edward gets in trouble and has to join the school dance contest. What happens when they get partnered together?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Badass and Emo by Blood And Fangs27 reviews
Bella went to Florida and became a Badass. Edward became an Emo. Venom complications. Victoria. A reason for Rosalie's bitchiness and pig headedness. Marcus isn't who everyone thinks nor is Angela. How many people in Twilight have witch origins. Magic B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Jonas High by TwilightFanpire4ev reviews
3 amazingly beautiful sisters move to California where they attend Jonas High. They have everything they could have asked for, but what happens when they meet the Cullen Brothers? Also known as Jonas High's biggest players.Drama,romance,and lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Odd One Out by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Bella and her best friends Em, Jasper, and Edward face some hard times through their high school years. When Lauren is there, slight drama comes! What will happen when Edward and Bella get together and Lauren and Jess do their best to break them up? AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Power by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls are college roommates and plan to have a sleepover to celebrate finals. They get threatening letters and phone calls but dissmiss them. Little did they know the stalkers are about to turn their whole world upsidedown. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Email Buddies by EdwardCullenIsStaringAtYou reviews
Isabella is an Italian student struggling in her English studies and is advised to have an email buddy to help her where she will have to stay over at the person's home for a month and vice versa in the summer. Hers just happens to be a bronzed haired boy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Witchy Bella by Firethorn12 reviews
My spin on Twilight if Bella was a witch and not a girl who falls over all the time, but one who can seriously kick some butt! In this Edward and Bella are falling in love, but when someone comes from Bella's past, will it ruin her future? Wow over 200!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Leaving, Then Coming Back, But Changed by vampireobsesser reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice have been friends since they were little. But what happens when Bella moves? Who are the new kids? Why did Edward turn player? please read and reveiw all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Yahoo Messenger Crzy by Jenifer Ashley reviews
I read aim Crazy and It gave med an idea to write one of my own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Haunted by GeronimoPond reviews
Bella Swan, a noted paranormal investigator, is called to check out the "Ghost Haven" that is Edward Cullen's house. Can she, along with Edward, defeat what is tormenting Edward in his own house? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,211 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
AIM: Forks' Style by xWon'tLetYouDown reviews
The Cullens, and some townspeople of Forks' have just downloaded AIM. Alot of humor, or at least my type fo humor. Check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yahoo! With the Cullens by HollyJane reviews
What happens when six crazy vampires get Yahoo! messenger? Rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Rosalie vs Bella by MissEmileigh reviews
Rose and Bella are home alone. Sisterly bonding... HAH! As if! Set before BD, oneshot, and VERY VERY bad language. The entire thing might be completly silly but I was bored and wanted to see what would happen in this situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Most Likely To by Midnightpopcorn reviews
I wrote this while I was bored. OneShot. What does Edward write that everyone is Most Likely To... in the yearbook? Rated K, but I did swear once, so if that bothers you...:P May become a twoshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
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Witches meet vampires reviews
Bella, Rosalie, Alice, & Esme Hale escape the Volturi. They're witches. They ran to Forks and met Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle Cullen. They're vampires. Will love come? Will a war be in the making? Why do the girls wear those necklaces? OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Volturi Princesses reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are Volturi Princesses and move to Forks because they don't like their dad, Aro, rules. At Forks, they meet Emmett, Jasper, and Edward, and they are enemies to the Volturi. Will they get into a war, or love? All Vamps.later lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life Sucks reviews
Bella gets abused daily by her dad and mom. She lives a double life basically. What's her talent? Everyone makes fun of her. Her only friends are the Hales. When the Cullens come will they find out her secret? READ TO FIND OUT! AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camping With Drama reviews
Bella, Rosalie, Emmmett, Jasper, Alice, and Edward go to camp. They use to be friends when they were little but all moved apart. Everyone changed. Will sparks fly? AH OOC normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward