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Rue's Lullaby - Best Version EVER!!! (cgifford103)
The Hanging Tree - Best Version EVER!!! (cgifford103)
Me singing (Rue's Lullaby by Suzanne Collins)
Hoist the Colours from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Why is the Rum Gone? Remix from Pirates of The Caribbean
Quest Crew orQUESTra
Quest Crew Decathlon
Quest Crew Britney Spears
Quest Crew Party Rock Anthem (Season 6 finale)
Blueprint Cru Lady Gaga
Blueprint Cru Illusion Challenge
Poreotics Friday (Season 6 finale)
I. aM. mE Crew Katy Perry
I. aM. mE Crew Rihanna
I. aM. mE Crew Justin Bieber
ANBU Team 15, Mission 94 : Hogwarts
Can anyone pls draw art for this story?
Any of My Warriors Stories
Fight for My Life - Cats
Sup. I am NightFury808, formally XxSenritsuNoTenshixX. I love to read, write, be a photographer, sing, dance (loved Musical Theater), play video games, make video games, and goof off. I like Harry Potter, AVPM, AVPS, Percy Jackson, Warriors, The Hunger Games, and Naruto.
Age : Take 5, mulitply by 3, add 14, divide by 2.5, subtract 2, add 105, minus 23.6, divide by 50, add [insert number here]
Names : Coldbreeze, Lyric Meadelin, Angelina Johnson, Splints, Sticks
Where I live : Hawaii
Sports : Judo, Soccer, Dance
Favorite Colors - Blue, Forest Green, Silver
Favorite Animal - Wolf, Eagle, Panther, Raven, Dragons, Coyote, Hippogriff
Favorite Series - Warriors by Erin Hunter, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and The Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Favorite Movies - The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Karate Kid, Eclipse (LOL when Bella punched Jacob! :P Only reason I went to see it!!!), Vampires Suck (I hate Twilight. Nuff said)
Favorite Manga - Naruto
Favorite characters from Naruto - Gaara, Naruto, Minato (4th Hokage), Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto's Mom), Neji, Hinata, and Temari. (F-- off, Sasu-gay fans)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
ALL WARRIORS FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
YAY FOR KITTY!!
Post this into your profile to help him gain world domination
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Way to Annoy the Heck Outta Folks At the Movie Theater...
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
So, what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster then sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If you had a fire in an igloo, would it melt?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game' when we're already there?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they're considered assasinated instead of just murdered?
My favorite iCarly lines:
iWant More Viewers
Carly: Loser team has to... touch Lewbert's wart.
Spencer: Yay!... I mean ahhhh.
Freddie: Is Jake trapped?
Sam: Like a monkey in a box
Freddie: Why would monkey be in a box?
Sam: What am I? A monkey expert?
Spencer: Don't worry, soon you'll be back more buttered than ever... thanks God no one heard that.
iSpy a mean teacher
Carly: I wonder what Ms Briggs does when she's not at school.
Freedie: She might spit on puppies
Carly: Hey, that's a great for iCarly!
Sam: Spit on puppies?
iWill Date Freddie
Spencer: I'm cooking, I'm cooking things, cooking things for people to eat, I'm cooking, I'm cooking things, things that people will chew
Sam: My mom bought a new TV.
Spencer: Cool! Are you guys gonna hook it up?
Sam: Nah, we're gonna beat it up with a baseball bat.
Spencer: Marvin, stay away from the internet!
iFight Shelby Marx
Sam: Hey! Thanks for letting me watch TV here.
Carly: Sure. But didn't your mom buy a new TV last month?
Sam: She did. But do you remember that senator that she'd been dating?
Sam: He stole it.
Carly: The senator stole your TV?
Sam: Yeah, turned out that he wasn't a real senator.
Carly: I told your mom that there's not such thing as 'New Kentucky'
iThink They Kissed
Spencer: Which one should I wear?
Carly: For where?
Carly: Oh my God, what did you download?
Spencer: Nothing... yeah, nothing.