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Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Parodies and Spoofs, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

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Sup. I am NightFury808, formally XxSenritsuNoTenshixX. I love to read, write, be a photographer, sing, dance (loved Musical Theater), play video games, make video games, and goof off. I like Harry Potter, AVPM, AVPS, Percy Jackson, Warriors, The Hunger Games, and Naruto.

Age : Take 5, mulitply by 3, add 14, divide by 2.5, subtract 2, add 105, minus 23.6, divide by 50, add [insert number here]

Names : Coldbreeze, Lyric Meadelin, Angelina Johnson, Splints, Sticks

Where I live : Hawaii

Sports : Judo, Soccer, Dance

Favorite Colors - Blue, Forest Green, Silver

Favorite Animal - Wolf, Eagle, Panther, Raven, Dragons, Coyote, Hippogriff

Favorite Series - Warriors by Erin Hunter, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and The Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Favorite Movies - The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Karate Kid, Eclipse (LOL when Bella punched Jacob! :P Only reason I went to see it!!!), Vampires Suck (I hate Twilight. Nuff said)

Favorite Manga - Naruto

Favorite characters from Naruto - Gaara, Naruto, Minato (4th Hokage), Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto's Mom), Neji, Hinata, and Temari. (F-- off, Sasu-gay fans)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


ALL WARRIORS FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Loststream, Coldbreeze


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YAY FOR KITTY!!

Post this into your profile to help him gain world domination


Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.


Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


Way to Annoy the Heck Outta Folks At the Movie Theater...

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.


EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

So, what's the speed of dark?

Since light travels faster then sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If you had a fire in an igloo, would it melt?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game' when we're already there?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Can you cry underwater?

How important does a person have to be before they're considered assasinated instead of just murdered?


My favorite iCarly lines:

iWant More Viewers

Carly: Loser team has to... touch Lewbert's wart.

Spencer: Yay!... I mean ahhhh.

iLike Jake

Freddie: Is Jake trapped?

Sam: Like a monkey in a box

Freddie: Why would monkey be in a box?

Sam: What am I? A monkey expert?

iNevel

Spencer: Don't worry, soon you'll be back more buttered than ever... thanks God no one heard that.

iSpy a mean teacher

Carly: I wonder what Ms Briggs does when she's not at school.

Freedie: She might spit on puppies

Carly: Hey, that's a great for iCarly!

Sam: Spit on puppies?

iWill Date Freddie

Spencer: I'm cooking, I'm cooking things, cooking things for people to eat, I'm cooking, I'm cooking things, things that people will chew

iChristmas

Sam: My mom bought a new TV.

Spencer: Cool! Are you guys gonna hook it up?

Sam: Nah, we're gonna beat it up with a baseball bat.

iMeet Fred

Spencer: Marvin, stay away from the internet!

iFight Shelby Marx

Sam: Hey! Thanks for letting me watch TV here.

Carly: Sure. But didn't your mom buy a new TV last month?

Sam: She did. But do you remember that senator that she'd been dating?

Carly: Yeah.

Sam: He stole it.

Carly: The senator stole your TV?

Sam: Yeah, turned out that he wasn't a real senator.

Carly: I told your mom that there's not such thing as 'New Kentucky'

iThink They Kissed

Spencer: Which one should I wear?

Carly: For where?

Spencer: Prison.

Freddie: Prison?

Carly: Oh my God, what did you download?

Spencer: Nothing... yeah, nothing.


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Please Stay Off The Grass And Out of the Trees by Laleanen reviews
Mori/OC. Just who is the handsome young man in the window, and why does he have a chicken on his head? (Rated T for bullying.)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,777 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
My Little Phoenix by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Astrid rescues Hiccup after he was taken by pirates four months ago. However, his mind and body have been shattered by starvation, abuse, and worse. Now, Astrid is left to pick up the pieces and try to find the mind of the boy she loves amidst the tendrils of darkness that hold him hostage. But the healing process will be long and difficult.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,714 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Double Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
Delores Umbridge, meet your worst nightmares. Part III.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,434 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/20/2011 - George W., OC, Fred W.
Simple Gifts by Ecoutez reviews
Two years after HTTYD 1 (but 3 years before HTTYD 2, because math) Hiccup and Astrid are noticing each other on a more intimate level, and begin leaving gifts for one another in secret.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 81 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stormfly - Complete
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews
N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,244 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
Middle Of Nowhere by PeppermintAmortentia reviews
"You'll be fine, Aria. It's only a few weeks. Besides, you'll have Cato with you." I almost wanted to laugh at how ironic that statement really was. I didn't have Cato; not even in the weakest of terms. - Aria finds herself out of the arena, but can't help but feel as though part of her will never come out. The fact that Cato is confusing as ever, isn't helping her sanity. Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,209 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Just Two Children by Vayel reviews
She had no memory of her previous life. He had no friends and no childhood. They were just two children trying to understand the world. NxOC. Rated M for later violence and sexual themes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,979 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - N H./Natural H. G.
The Bonds We Make by twilightprincess219 reviews
Sequel to A New Beginning. Serenity is heartbroken after Zuko's betrayal. But will spending time with her siblings be enough to heal her, especially when a certain firebender walks back into her life? OCxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 104,711 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Zuko
Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
The Thorn of a Rose by SirAvery reviews
Emiko Kobayashi lived in America until she moved to Japan to attend Ouran Academy on a scholarship to get away from an abusive boyfriend. But what will happen when the boyfriend eventually follows her? KyouyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,435 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kyōya O.
Affinity by Practically Venomous reviews
It was an accident; well, not an accident, but a delivery. A delivery that practically sent her life spiraling down the drain. Well, that's how it seemed, anyway... KaoruOC KaoruXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kaoru H.
The Unknown Lovers of District 2 by BlackRoseOpal reviews
We've all heard of Katniss and Peeta and their undying love for each other, overpowering all the other tributes. But there is another story hidden in the arena and behind the cameras. A doomed love from District 2, Cato and Clove.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,014 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cato, Clove
Star Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
With her relationship with George on the rocks, doom and disaster haunting her dreams, and not to mention those Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests looming in the near future, it's no surprise a memorable year is in store for Winnie and the twins. Part II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,098 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
The Girl and the Dawn Treader by chibimaker reviews
Sequel to the Prince and The Stranger. Max returns to Narnia, joining Caspian and others on the Dawn Treader as it goes through the Eastern Sea. And with the changing of the sea, is there a changing in Max and Caspian's relationship? Caspian/OC. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Caspian X - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Sky's Content by sonicfan94 reviews
When Yuri's father gets called to Suna due to a rare flower, she somehow becomes a guest at the Nara house. After some initial awkwardness she becomes very close to Shikamaru. But then -that- happens and things change dramatically. Shikamaru X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,949 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Shikamaru N.
The Prince and the Stranger by chibimaker reviews
Max is a foster kid that's been hopped from house to house all her life. Because of this, it's not easy for her to care about other people. When she falls into the realm of Narnia, she meets Prince Caspian. Will things change? Prince Caspian movie-verse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Caspian X - Complete
Defying Gravity by Nana Sora reviews
The new girl at Ouran is definitely something else. For one thing she's an acrobat in a circus! After Mori saves her when he thinks she accidentally fell, he can't seem to stop thinking of her. Could Mori be getting a crush? MoriXOc
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
Starship Rangers by Kiuan reviews
The Starship Rangers haven't faced any challenge too difficult since their adventure with Bug. Now, something is stirring. They'll need to recruit new Rangers, restore old alliances, and discover a dark and sinister plot that could tear the galaxies apart
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
Trial By Fire by Lollytron reviews
Sequel to "Burning For You". Separated by Azula and her minions, Zuko and Kiya must find their own way through the world - and back to each other, provided that's still what they want... Zuko/OC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Zuko
Get Back Up by Kierza reviews
The day has been saved thanks to the Starship Rangers, but now what? Join Taz, Up, and the rest of the Starship Rangers as they face the threat of Dr. Spaceclaw and the rest of the G.L.E.E.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
The Red Sorcerer by curlycue2102 reviews
AU. Elise is trapped in Narnia, and all she wants to do is go home. With the help of King Caspian and others, will she be able to return? Only one thing is for certain - it won't be easy. Caspian/OC. Better than it sounds?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,868 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Caspian X - Complete
Stand in the Rain by Poxy Kirkman reviews
Saori and Takashi have grown up, but now their daughter Mai is in high school. A whole lot of new troubles and traumas await,and with her cousins antics, what will Mai do? SEQUAL TO LIFE ACROSS WATERS!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 47,152 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Roller Coaster Ride by muuu reviews
When Gaara finally falls in love, what will pursue! Gaara/OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Rescue to Witch Mountain: by Ella Unlimited reviews
Seth and Sara have returned to earth, in search of people to take back to their home planet. They go to the home of Alex and Jack Bruno, and find one small problem. Alex and Jack have had a daughter. Sophia is determined to go too, even if it kills her.
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Seth - Complete
Taking Care Of Her by CrayolaBox16 reviews
Draco Malfoy takes pleasure in the Triwizard Tournament. Then he meets a girl one year below him, a Hufflepuff no less. But after knowing a shocking detail about her, things slowly start to change. Is the change worth it, worth him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
What it Means to be Free by Aieika reviews
She had always thought that she would always be bound to a master. Now that she is free, she finds that she is bound more tightly then ever to the man that freed her. Caspian/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Caspian X
Spirit of the Sun by chloeknightshade27 reviews
The sun is the source of balance and energy in the world, and the Sun Spirit affects all of the elements in some way. Xia is his daughter. ZukoXOC, with background KataraXAang and SokkaXSuki. Sorry, I hate summaries, and they hate me.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Zuko
Facing Death by Celynata reviews
Adrenaline pumps through me and I can feel my strength rise inside of me. My energy rises but that all diminishes. The blade cuts deep into my skin as I feel everything die out. The pain just becomes horrible to the point where I know this is the end.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Of Fire and Violet Eyes by have-a-cookie reviews
It was a rare feature, violet eyes. Hikaru/OC/Kaoru Tamaki/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,990 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Burning For You by Lollytron reviews
She's an elite assassin with a thirst for vengeance. He's the object of her rage. When the two of them are forced together in a search for the Avatar, the world ignites. Zuko/OC. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,270 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Zuko - Complete
iGo To The Hospital by OverkiII reviews
Sam starts the day off with a small stomachache and thinks nothing of it, blaming it on some beef jerky. When the symptoms start getting worse and she feels sick, she has to rely on Carly and Freddie to help her out, especially with her fear of hospitals!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 109 - Words: 323,885 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam P., Carly S.
10 Things I Love About you by ShupoKawaii reviews
*The 2010 Karate Kid* "There is a long list of things I love about you, but this is just a condensed version, the top 10 things I love about you." She writes a list of the things she loves about him, just before she gets married.
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Cheng - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Life Across Waters by Poxy Kirkman reviews
What happens when you move from England to Japan with a scholarship to a rich kids school? A whole lot apparently! Takashi x OC FINISHED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 144,487 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by vampgirl8 reviews
“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The Discovery by ShortVampChick reviews
This is a one-shot of Lovely bones. I wrote this because after reading the book I wanted to read an ending so I wrote one that I liked, it might not be that good, I did have this story posted before but took it off and fixed it up a bit. Luv Bee
Lovely Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Suzanne S./Susie - Complete
Lost Without You by xlovemexhatemex reviews
When Zuko chooses to side with the avatar, he believes it will bring an end to his inner battle. But when it doesn't, he is left feeling alone, confused, and lost. Zuko x OC. RATED T JUST TO BE SAFE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,658 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Zuko
A New Beginning by twilightprincess219 reviews
Sequel to Water and Fire Don't Mix. Serenity continues her journey with Zuko, as they hide from the Fire Nation. But what will happen when Zuko's forced to choose between regaining his honor or staying with Serenity? OCxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,943 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Letting go by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
I knew I was dying. I had known for a while now. So why in the world did fate have to show me happiness when I'd already accepted death? GaaraXOC. Rated T for character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Spared Bones by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
A girl named Alex is a potential victim of Mr. Harvey. What happens when she is visited by Susie? Better than it sounds, I promise.
Lovely Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Suzanne S./Susie, George H./Mr. Harvey - Complete
Turns Out You're a Natural by vitavitavegimin reviews
Regina and Oliver have been dancing around each other for years, each afraid to make a move and Fred and George are sick of it. With the help of a bet and the pulling of a few strings, will Oliver finally get his girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Like He Used To by WritersLove reviews
Kiyoshi has been with Gaara for years and are married. However, after a misunderstanding, Gaara ignores Kiyoshi's complete existence until he comes home one night, drunk, and strangles her. GaaraxOC GaaraOC GaaOC COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Drunken Games by xxJennLynn reviews
Arabelle Black joins in on a game with six guys in the middle of the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Water and Fire Don't Mix by twilightprincess219 reviews
The Fire Nation destroyed my family. Yet here I was, on a 'Fire Nation' ship, traveling with the one and only Prince of the 'Fire Nation'. And what's worse.....I was falling for him. OCxZuko I suck at summaries. R&R please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,934 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Two Months to Die by Sarimia reviews
Summary inside:Halfway down the street I had to stop running. The tightness in my chest was too much. I took out my puffer,but then decided I shouldn’t use it. I shouldn’t depend on it. If I was supposed to die, then I would die.I don’t care anymore.Gaaoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Honeyfern's Death by it-will-be-anarchy reviews
A lot of people were doing this, so I decided to do my own. A one-shot about what happens when Honeyfern goes to StarClan. Rated K plus because I don't think it's bad enough for T, but it mentions death and stuff...soooo...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Honeyfern, Berrynose - Complete
Beautiful by Qzil reviews
Before she died, he told her they would have beautiful kits together. And to Honeyfern, that's the one thing making StarClan perfect. HoneyBerry, Honeyferncentric oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Honeyfern, Berrynose
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Hero by Remember How I Used To Be
Neji has never felt this way about anyone before, nor did he ever expect to feel like this about anyone. Somehow she brought out a side of Neji not even Neji knew about. NejiOC SONGFIC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
The Suna Wall by NeferNeferi reviews
One-shot. As Gaara tries to escape from a horde of fangirls on his birthday, he never expected to have a fateful meeting with the best present of all. GaaraXOC, GaaraOC, brief mentions of ShikaTema. In honor of Gaara's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 5238 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Angel of Sand by Sunadokei-chan reviews
A girl entered Gaara's life which changed his aspect of the world entirely. But death lurks in Gaara's shadow, and this unlucky girl's fate is sealed. GaaraxOC, constructive criticism is appreciated. Rated JUST IN CASE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Gaara
Comfort by Frostic Blitz reviews
One shot KibaOC. After returning from a mission gone bad which leaves Ari shaken, she's comforted by Kiba.Rated for mild violence, swearing, blood, and alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kiba I. - Complete
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ANBU Team 15, mission 94: Hogwarts reviews
Hyuuga Aeri, along with the rest of ANBU 15, go to Hogwarts as extra protection against Akatsuki and Voldemort during the Triwizard Tournament. GaaOc. T for mild language. Set at beginning of Shippuden, and GOF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P.
The 75th Annual Hunger Games! reviews
"In honor of the ties between each district, the chosen tributes will be put into pairs. The last girl and boy standing will be the winners, regardless of district." So, let the 3rd Annual Quarter Quell BEGIN!" *Hiatus/Redoing*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Other tributes
Journey reviews
Sequel to Discovered. Aylena mysteriously turns into a cat, and she learns the ways of a medicine cat while trying to return back to her human world. *Temporary Hiatus*
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Fight for my Life reviews
Rushkit is just a tiny kit with a huge prophecy weighing her down...When her own clan abandoned her, RiverClan takes her in where she begins a battle to unravel this mystery...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Discovered reviews
When Aylena discovers the ThunderClan camp, what is Shockheart and Ghostpaw to do? An ominous prophecy sent by Stormfeather, Shockheart's mother, sends them on an adventure like no other... T to be safe.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Up In Flames reviews
Here is something REALLY random - the plot bunny wouldn't shut up and leave me alone. Rated T for at least 100 people dying.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Darkness reviews
Stormkit has a mysterious dream. Could this be linked to the sudden dissapearance of the kits? NO FLAMERS!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Doomed or Destined? reviews
As a strange new disease creeps into ThunderClan camp, will Poppywind and Thrushpaw be destined to save them, or is ThunderClan doomed for destruction? NO FLAMERS!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Torn in Two reviews
When Cloudkit's brother dreams of the forest, he must choose between his sister, his lifelong companion, or his soon-to-be family... YAY MY STORY IS DONE!. I know the chapters are really short, but please read it! NO FLAMERS!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete