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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983734, Profile Updated: 09-08-10
Author has written 12 stories for Sly Cooper, and Misc. Books.

i love looking at older stories, seeing authers who share my ideas that places stories here years ago...but they are no longer here...

somewhere, of course they are here on the planet...but as i, they have been though the amazement of FF, and just need to finish...

our ideas drained, our passion gone, our love for our characters failing...

our friends we talk with have disappered, FF pals only to last short bits of time since the distance is to great...

to the authers of the future, i hope you enjoy...reading our past crap and putting on your own spin to our stories...

and for the small percentage...the BP lover that wants more stores about the dynamic duo and is making their own, good luck to you...not many will read your stories, but the few who will will charish the change from Sly and Carm to something new...

well...so long and good bye

Jessica E. Key 9-8-2010


i'll only give u one guess who the blonde and guy are reading the book together in the desert are in my avatar...if your lost, check my stories...

"What makes me who am am is the POWER OF IMAGINATION...and saracasim with loads of profanity added." -Pasta16

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Scarlet Fox by KnightMysterio reviews
In the aftermath of Sly's amnesia being revealed as fake, a confrontation with insane worshippers of Clockwerk leads to tragedy for the Cooper Gang... But is the tragedy real? Or is it all part of another plan, one years in the making?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Carmelita F.
Sly 4: The Lost Thief by Jammin Jabala reviews
Years after Sly 3 the gang has drifted apart, but when a Bentley discovers a secret about the Cooper Clan, its up to Sly and his freinds to solve the mystery. Join the gang as they embark on a journey to learn the Cooper Clan's secrets, and save the world
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,064 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
A Miners Lament by sunder92 reviews
Another Sly Cooper I whipped up years ago. intrestingly enough, from the POV of a throaway dingo guard.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sly C. - Complete
Sly Cooper and the Gang in: The Vigilante Police by cooopercrisp reviews
What happens when the members of the broken Cooper Gang encounter police officers who think they are above the law? *DISCONTINUED. Message me if you want to pick this up.*
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sly C., Bentley
Goosebumps by CMW2 reviews
As always,there was a little jolt of something as their skin touched and she could feel goosebumps rise on his arm:A/A fic in which she,in the words of Angela Montenegro, catches up with her own reality;Rated for lovemaking;25th in my 2010 SSS Project
Covert Affairs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Death Domino Effect by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
The gang is a family...and when one dies...what happens to the rest? Oneshot
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Gentlemen of the Cane by Pleiadesmemoir reviews
A Sly narrative, set in Victorian England, revolving around the exploits of "The most Gentlemanly Thief", Thaddeus Winslow Cooper.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Dimitri
Waltz For a Turtle by Arsenic Kisses reviews
Bentley and Penelope are brought closer together when a day alone proves to be full of revelations and surprises!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bentley, Penelope - Complete
Sly 4: The Way of The Thief by Grimm Gun reviews
After a vicious attack on one of their own, the gang reunites to lay the Cooper line's true inheritance to rest. Thrills! Chills! And Romance!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,893 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008
The Bet of the Law by The Lord of Nothing reviews
Sly and Carm are married and have just had their first child, Milo. But new events are stirring that could force sly back into that blue thief suit. And maybe even Carmalita with him. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008
Merry Christmas, I'm Yours by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
Carmelita is having some problems, so Sly decides to help her by giving her a gift. One-shot. Sly/Carmelita.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
The Most Cliche Sly Story Ever Told by Billie Wolfgang reviews
Carmelita has twins. They're Sly's. Bentley goes insane. What will happen when these thoughts are thrown around in Kitty's brain?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sly C., Bentley - Complete
Throwing Stones by ingrid-matthews reviews
Let he who is without sin flip the first stone.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Mozzie - Complete
Murray's Past by Jammin Jabala reviews
Murray's past is finally explained as we see the adventures of the gang from Murray's POV. We learn his past, his thoughts, and his secrets that not even the gang know. First fic!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,165 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Murray - Complete
Sly Cooper: Truth or Dare by CutelittleMouseygirl reviews
It's a fanfiction classic! Here to show you Sly Cooper fans just how fun torturing your favorite characters can be! This WAS my hit fanfiction story, "Sly Questions, but now it's a whole lot funner!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Shortly before the end by Tozz reviews
Sure, he knew what he was doing was noble. World-saving. Maybe even awesome. But dying still sucked.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
I Missed You by The Awesome Person reviews
Flint decides to drop by for a visit. Flint/Sam. One-Shot.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
The Night Claims its Own by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Sullivan Hooper knows that he's not normal, but his true identity may be a bit more than what he can handle. This is adventure as he seeks his past.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
The Story of a Boy Named Canyon by BentFan101 reviews
Bentley is shocked to see a newborn baby in a basket on the safehouse doorstep. Will the kid fit with the thieves or will his problems get in the way. Bentley POV, between Sly 1 and Sly 2 . My first fic!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bentley
Worry by KNDfreak reviews
Sly worries a lot when it's BENTLEY who has to do a certain mission. Set after and before Bentley loses his legs.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Sly 4 Return to Crime by cablubershnibermier reviews
Sly and his gang are back! They are all still living separate lives but little do they know that they will cross paths sooner than they think. An apparently old enemy wants revenge. And he wont let them be until he gets it. MY FIRST COOPER FIC! R&R!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007
Honour Among Thieves by chaletian reviews
Which of you two criminals took my damn milk?
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alec H., Eliot S.
One Word by krisella reviews
It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Playground Full of Mythbusters by Science Meets Fiction reviews
What if the Mythbusters were younger and they played at the same playground? Exactly the same as they are now, only minature... However there is still: Explosions! Laughs! Pain! And more explosions!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Thoughts of Thieves by KnightMysterio reviews
A series of Sly Cooper drabbles, each one centering on a specific character and their thoughts. Third chapter is up: Jing King! Up next: Neyla
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006
Times Change by Spider Jerusalem reviews
In the aftermath of Sly 3 our heroes take stock of thier past adventures and attempt to tackle the problem of just what they're going to do next. Internal conflicts threaten to tear the gang asunder, but such strong ties are not so easily destroyed...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006
Thank You by MsDevin92 reviews
Murray x Jing King fluff. Cause I love it. X3
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Thieves of Honor and Love by EmberFalcon reviews
This will be the last of the Finding My Love trilogy. Summary: Carmelita has been a Master Thief along with Sly and the Gang...however, when their biggest heist ever goes horribly wrong, what will happen? I will not tell! R & R!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Penelope's Hero by icequeenkitty reviews
Locked up in the hold of the Dreaded Captain LeFwee's Ship, Penelope comes to a realization about her true feelings. I know this is a crappy summary, please give it a chance. One shot BentleyXPenelope
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Next generation of thieves by Airheartbabe reviews
The new Cooper gang has been formed, 20 years after the happenings of Sly3. A new threat comes in the form of old characters, will Janice, Rick and Billy manage? R & R!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Breakaway by Heiduska reviews
Penelope's desire is to once pilot a plane and fly away. This is about her and how she wanted so badly to make her dream come true. Oneshot,Songfic
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
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The Life and Times of a New Generation reviews
The year is 2027, and Kyle Cooper, son of Chief and Inspector Cooper, has found his true calling in life: Stealing. With two interpol cops for parents, nothing could go wrong...right?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009
Howerever You May Describe It reviews
One-shot...a strange storms comes rolling in, bring the fears of our three favorite thieives back to life...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sly C., Bentley - Complete
Thiefnet reviews
If it is common knowledge what thiefnet is, wouldn't the police be able to use it? Thus, how would our favorite thieves find out about it and use it? One-shot with Bentley, Sly, and Penelope...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bentley, Penelope - Complete
What if reviews
One-shots about Bentley and Penelope...Chapter 7 is B/P in the city after the vault living in a world that hates interspecies marrige and dating, saying it is just not right! Then another mouse comes along, liking P, and that relationship would be okay...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bentley, Penelope
The 25 Frantic Days of Chrstmas reviews
The title says it all....follow the POV's of Murray, Sly, AND Bentley as they try to survive their own Christmas worries. SORRY, NO BAD GUYS OR GORE, JUST SOME HEART-WARMING TALES FILLED WITH ROMANCE AND FAMILY...*cough*and sarcasm*cough*...S/C, B/P, M/OC
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
The Twenty Eight Amendment reviews
One document that has changed many lives, and is still continuously changing to this day. What if this was the next amendment, not just limited to the American Constitution, but to all bills of rights? I give you the High School Freedom Amendment...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
If Only The World Didn't Hurt So Much reviews
a short fic, but really meaningful...don't read if you don't want to learn a lesson...a fic I came up when listening to a Goo Goo Dolls song all day today.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Tale of the Black Baron reviews
My Dearest Beloved, we have been together for 15 years, but I have never really told you about my life. But as I lay on my deathbed, I write you this letter, telling you about my mysterious family and history and my life as two persons...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Penelope - Complete
Everyone has a Soulmate reviews
He had had the perfect girl, and now she is giving him a second chance. A series of one-shots about The Murray and his soulmate, because why do only Sly and Bentley get one? Murray/OC.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Murray
The Life and Times of Benjamin Theodore Key reviews
*sequel to The Life and Times of Penelope Ann Mayer* All about Bentley's life from when he meets Murray at the Orphanage when he is four to him having his first kid with Penelope at twentey-nine...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bentley - Complete
The Unknown Love reviews
Murray finds someone that he loves, and is troubled to tell anyone about it....happens after the Cooper Vault heist
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Murray - Complete
The Life and Times of Penelope Ann Mayer reviews
This tells about Penelope and her mysterious past and relationship with Bentley...prequel to Life and Times of Benjamin Theoadore Key...*redone and edited**OMFG! They're animals! -Jammin Jabala*
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,385 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Penelope - Complete
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