Halla - Carrot Truffle
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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983819, Profile Updated: 08-12-13
Author has written 6 stories for Order of the Stick, Neverwhere, Harvest Moon, Lackadaisy, Kuroshitsuji, Harry Potter, and Homestuck.

IMPORTANT NOTICE FIRST: I only block anonymous reviews (if it's even still set up that way) because I can't reply to anonymous reviews. I used to allow them, but I got a couple of complaints/questions to which I couldn't respond and that just ruined it for everybody : / If Fanfiction.Net allows replies to anonymous reviews (like they SHOULD), I'll change it back.

And now, for my actual profile:

Author of many fics; publisher of only a few, because I never feel like the short ones are good enough to publish and always get distracted before I finish the long ones. The latter is why I don't publish long fics: I don't want to leave them dead halfway through. Maybe if I actually published them, I'd have an impetus to finish them.

Formerly Halla Theguil T. Pleasures (Hall of the Guilty Pleasures), because I only intended to publish one fic and I got frustrated trying to find a usable name before throwing together a horrible, pointless pun (only part of which is even a real name).

Some of my fandoms, off the top of my head: Discworld, Harry Potter, the Dresden Files, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Doctor Who (mostly new, but I've seen what of the classic was available), Ouran High School Host Club, MS Paint Adventures (though I'm constantly behind, I've been there off and on since the first couple of pages of Homestuck), Supernatural, October Daye, a lot of Joss Whedon's stuff (especially Doctor Horrible, Firefly/Serenity, Buffy [but not really Angel, for some reason]), and many others. Most of the things I enjoy are books, but I am a fan of plenty of shows, movies, and even comics (although when it comes to comics I usually end up liking the fandom, the expository literature associated with the comics, or the animated/film adaptations, since it's difficult for me to more than one or two copies of a given American comic series without paying through the nose or getting a trade compilation on Inter-Library Loan).
...Oh, and I'm a fan of literally hundreds of webcomics. It's rare that I join a fandom, except sometimes when the fandom is still tiny and lives in the comments section of the comic (Homestuck's an exception, because my friends and ex dragged me into the fandom), but there's a chance that my word count for webcomics read is almost as high as my word count for books (if you include rereads).

I've done some spite fics (as in, "God, people, this is how you write this character! Not so fun and sexy when you stick to the canon, is it!?", although I don't do that intentionally any more), plenty of crack fics, and a few sincere fics (although many of my sincere fics started out as crack fics). So far, I've only published on Fanfiction.Net. If you see any stories of mine on another site, such as whofic, twistingthehellmouth, or fimfiction, and they're published under any name but "Carrot Truffle" or some variation of "Halla - Carrot Truffle" without a disclaimer that they were published here first, they're stolen or I forgot to update this page. Either way, I'd appreciate a heads-up.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34124 - Favs: 22,599 - Follows: 17,275 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Rejection Letters by tioga-kitsune reviews
The name says it all! Harry isn't going to Hogwarts. Here's why.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
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Dudley Dursley and the Game of Sburb reviews
Dudley and his friends just got SBURB for Christmas. Can they thwart Stage 1 and enter the game? Rated K for implied serious injury and realistic violence to inanimate objects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dudley D., Piers P., Malcom P. - Complete
Grell's Dream reviews
Sebastian seduces himself into Grell's oneiroic arms. Blatant, non-explicit smut barely M . Sebastian/Grell, Sebastian/Mathilda as an internal framing device. Romance, some angst throughout, humor from a certain direction . An odd Het/Yaoi mix. WC:1063
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
Mordecai tries his first alcoholic beverage. He chose... poorly. Mordecai Viktor, MordecaiXViktor, and/or humor, depending on your interpretation. RATING: T for Alcohol, Internally Censored Colloquial Cursing, and Implication of Violence. 742 words.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Mordecai H., Viktor V. - Complete
Tales of the Neverwhere reviews
Short stories about characters and sites in the world where Neverwhere takes place. Contents: Disclaimer and ratings details. Chapter 1, T; Chapter 2, K; Chapter 3, T.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010
Ray Day reviews
Ray and the viewpoint character have fun by the river. Narrator X Ray. Genres: Adult Humor, Warm And Fuzzy Feeling which of the two is the main genre depends on how you read the story .
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ray
Tsukiko: Turning Point reviews
Xykon's necromancer between her entrance and next appearance. Rated M for violence, brief language, mild sexual allusions, and some dark magic. Subverts character derailment for the sake of slash. Spoilers for strips from 400 to 500 or so. Sort of one OC.
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Tsukiko - Complete