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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983829, Profile Updated: 03-06-13
Author has written 13 stories for Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Rise of the Guardians.

Where is my mind?


I like to write bad fanfictions.

I spontaneously get inspired to write for short periods of time. The remnants of that inspiration go here.

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After Dark by therentyoupay reviews
And Jack learned the hard way that after dark, all of the world's secrets came out, mortals' and non-guardians' alike. — Jack Frost. Rated for voyeurism and other minor suggestive adult themes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Downfall by Jamaica-tan reviews
It's hard to be father of the year when you're in love with your son. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
Paint By Numbers by cosmic pink reviews
Eileen and the art of faking progress
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Eileen G., Henry T. - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Marigold by Burnout Black reviews
Kira Izuru knows despair. He lives it every waking, breathing, and screamingshoutingclawingpleaseletmefreeletmeoutofhere moment of his life. Kira knows despair simply because he is despair. Hinted Shuuhei/Kira, character death. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Rebirth Of A Phoenix by Cella N reviews
He will not kill her, though. He will just turn her into something…beautiful. ORIHIME. AIZEN. GIN. ARRANCAR. Lessons on the human mind: when in danger, you make the best of it. Or you die. [DARK]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2006 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
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Edicius reviews
One day he wakes up and all of the pain stops.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost
-Fication reviews
This life. He does not know whether to call it a blessing or a curse.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
String of Doubt reviews
It is his job to protect. [Contains some spoilers from The Guardians books.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Existence, The reviews
He doesn't remember.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Latibulate reviews
Fear. It is the first thing his body comes to know.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Infatuation reviews
This one is different.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Backtrack reviews
He takes a train. But it only takes him halfway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Lucidity reviews
It is not for Arthur Kirkland to want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dying Is Such A Petty Thing reviews
He usually catches himself counting every beat of his heart, as if it will stop at any given moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Tristifical reviews
Gilbert, on the other hand, forces himself to wake up and get out of bed every day to sit on the cold and infertile ground. And stare at a wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
What Are Little Boys Made Of? reviews
Her body is a terrible mistake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Capsized reviews
If Arthur Kirkland told anyone that he did not miss the good ol' days, he would be telling a lie. Pirate!England. Conquistador!Spain. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Twisted Tree reviews
"You could always jump." A smirk crawls onto a face like a twitching centipede. IzuruXGin. IzuruXShuuhei DARK. SURREAL. Rating will change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru