If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! If you enjoy being insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste
People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!"
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I oNcE rEaD tHaT oNlY mAtH cAn SaVe Us NoW. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this often!)
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's quite obvious!!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I do all this AND MORE!!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It'll happen any day now tho!)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Do you think the Trix cereal kids should just suck up their pride, and give the rabbit some Trix?
If you're one of those who paint your dad's finger nails hot pink when he's sleeping, or tell your older sister you don't know where her I-pod went...copy this into profile.
If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you
if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.(That's right, i'm half a person!!)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile! (on my bike too...but it's okay, i know the tree...she's my friend, her name is emily)
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen
Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me
Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it
"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile (you think that's long? I've laughed for at least an hour straight...not kidding...i've got some pretty crazy friends, once i've started laughing they won't let me stop)
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile
So, Kagome and Inuyasha are walking along. She turns to the half-demon and asks
"why is your sword so big?"
"The better to kill the demons with"
In turn Inuyasha asks, "why is your skirt so short?"
"Cause I'm a lonely middle-aged cartoonists wet dream"
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
NARUTO BOYZ PICK UP LINES:
Naruto: If i toss this 50 cent coin what are the chances of me getting head?
Naruto: for the love of God have me!! Dattebayo!!
Kankuro: hey baby i'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get.
Neji: hey have i seen you before? Oh now i remember... You look like my next girlfriend!!
Shikamaru: If i bit my lip would you kiss it better??
Shino: Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
Kiba: if i said you have a nice body would you hold it against me??
Gaara: you be the iceberg. I'll be the Titanic. I'll go down on you...
Lee: BE MY GIRLFRIEND! and i'll protect you until the day i die... blush
Naraku: Inuyasha!! You have foiled my plans LONG ENOUGH!! This time I will KILL you!!
Inuyasha: singing Da naa na na, na na, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! starts dancing around, shaking his butt Da naa na na, na na Can't touch this! points at his butt, then makes a brake for the woods
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Friends ask whats wrong and Best Friends just pour the smoothy they stole from you on your head and say hes a looser dump him and cheer up.
FRIENDS PICK U UP WHEN U FALL BEST FRIENDS LAUGH AND POINT AT YOU HITTING ON THE PERSON WHO PUSHED YOU.
FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU RUN TO THE BATHROOM WHEN YOUR GONNA THROW UP BEST FRIENDS WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK WHILE YOUR THROWING UP
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have a scary crush, I mean an insanely scary crush, on book, anime or game characters post this on your profile.
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.
if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.
if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, when reading Fanfiction, you actually read people's disclaimers, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you wonder what a "reverse vacectomy" is, copy and paste this to your profile
If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.
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You know your obcessed w/ fanfic when . . .
You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it
You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book
When you get excited that your friend also has an account
Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through
when you someplace random and randomly come up w/ ideas for fanfic for no reason
when you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering wat people will say bout it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet
when you have read this list
when you have read this list and thought of additions to it
What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17.Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Diane (YEAH!)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Dia-Izzle (Okay…)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Indigo Wolf (Cool.)
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Aqua Fruit Punch. (LOL)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: IENEFAD (I can acually pronouce that!)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Berzona Rafal (Polish)
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Connie (WTH?)
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Earthquake (EARTHQUAKE!!)
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Indigo Eye Patch (INDIGO)
10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Anna Strawberry Hill. (There is a street named that!)
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Sie-Di (Okay…)
12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Cocolate Chcolate chip. (Double the chocolate in every house!)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
Will take you far. But,
are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
80 percent of you wont repost this.
Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"
Without GOD, our week would be:
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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