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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1984057, Profile Updated: 04-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Now on twitter: @velvetbutterfli (yes, with an i not a y. Someone already stole that. Boooo)

NOTE: I am NO longer allowing translations on WHACW or any future fics I may write. I have allowed it in the past, but this is NO longer an option. I am sorry to those whose first language is not English.

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Twitter: @jleeschmidt



So I'm Jen. I'm 25 and a SAHM to two amazing, yet mischievous boys. When I'm not running around after them breaking up their constant fights - which isn't too often - I try to get a chapter or two out.

Writing has been my passion since I learned that certain letters of the alphabet put together made words. If you've read my (currently complete yay!) fic What Happens at Charlie's Wedding you've probably guess that I have a HUGE thing for Dr. Cullen...and that I'm a traitor to almost all things canon. C'mon, I did give you Alice and Jasper, so I'm not totally opposed to the original couples. Jacob and Edward (yes in that order!) are not bad either, but there's something about the hot doc that gets more than my blood pumping ;)

Obviously I love the Twilight saga or else I wouldn't be on here writing fanfic for it. New Moon is my favorite of the series! I know I'm in the minority on that, but I just loved it from the first read! Breaking Dawn would be my least favorite...just couldn't take to it. Whatever it was it just didn't do it for me.

To say that I love reading would be an understatement. I honestly don't think there's a word to describe how I feel about books. To me they're an escape and with two little monsters running around I really need that escape sometimes! And by writing I get to make Carlisle naked. Something that really should be done more often!

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What Happens At Charlie's Wedding

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WHACW is now in Russian! Translated by your_allergy on her Russian Twilight website.

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Cowboy Casanova

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That Summer

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Whiskey Lullaby

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Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20169 - Favs: 13,182 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Vanity and Patience: A Rosalie Hale Story by Achelle Candy reviews
How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,433 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Once Was a King by Brits23 reviews
Bella relies on pen and paper to inspire her in a monotonous world, but the written word is nothing without the right melody. She finds that melody in a man who breathes life into an endless sea of grey. He's everything-everything she can't have. CxB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,095 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Memories by petitanglaise reviews
Isabella - Carlisle Cullen's daughter is bitten and ripped away from her family and now, as the years pass attempts to be reunited but when she finally is she discovers that her father has a new wife, a new family and a new life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by lazykate reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 180,242 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Just Like A Dream by Holly1980 reviews
When you once had it all, would you go back and change anything? Bella Swan is given the chance to change her life when she returns back to high school twenty years after she graduated. But there's a catch. Canon couples, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,559 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eddie and The Cruisers by Holly1980 reviews
Eddie Masen had it all; power, intuition, and the hottest rock-n-roll band in the country. One night his car went off a dark Washington State bridge. His body never found and his dream never lost. Twelve years later the mystery of Eddie begins to unravel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,611 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seriously I don't Remember by punkpook reviews
Vampires, werewolves, Fairies, Oh my! All Cullens are involved, Bella/Edward with some twists. Secrets, lies, betrayal...Jacob/OC Embry imprints... Some language...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 461,104 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Strength and Remorse: Emmett's Sideshots to V&P by Achelle Candy reviews
Emmett is faced with the first-time feeling of remorse for his uncontrollable acts of violence and cold indifference towards Rosalie while blinded by bloodlust. Can he control his thirst enough before its too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,691 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
An Unexpected Lady by JosieSwan reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, a wish sends Bella to Jane Austen's England, where she meets a familiar face, Carlisle Cullen, whose control is not what it was in 2010. Knowing his secret, will she be the end to his loneliness? AU, Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While You Were Gone by LauraACullen reviews
What if the wolves didn't get to Bella before Laurent bit her? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving to prevent it. How will her change impact their chance for a future together? Rated M; not for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,297 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Found Me by brighteyes87 reviews
When her marriage started to fall apart, she ran into a beautiful stranger on the streets of London. Can he show her what love is supposed to be and help her move on? Edward x Bella A/H Warning: Dark, mature themes. Continuation of one-shot Dimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 166,228 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8389 - Favs: 7,544 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Whiskey Lullaby reviews
It only takes a moment to turn your world around or upside down. What do you do when your world falls apart and you fall with it? What do you do when that one moment is the beginning of the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
That Summer reviews
"And while he healed her heart, he feared he'd broken his own." A dirt road leads this young hired hand to more than just a job. A simple ad placed gives this woman more than she ever thought possible. How far would you go to reclaim your life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Cowboy Casanova reviews
Who doesn’t love a cowboy? Rosalie Hale that's who. So when her friends suggest a weekend get away to a rodeo she is less than enthused. Until she meets him and learns not all cowboys are an eight second ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete