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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1984120, Profile Updated: 12-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm a twenty-something year old living in Cali. I'm stuck in a whirlwind of fandoms. That's pretty much it. I read a lot, whether it's books or fanfics or the back of cereal boxes. I'm a dork. I'm kind of weird, pretty damn crass and have a filthy filthy mouth. I loooove it! I am kind of over the whole Twilight hardcore fanatics but recently have been really into Pitch Perfect fics.

You can follow me on tumblrif you'd like. I'm pretty flippin awesome, if I do say so myself. And I do. (it's basically a fandom blog a lot of SUPERWHOLOCK just FYI)

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Black Water by It Belongs In A Museum reviews
High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills to live with her aunt after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip and term papers. But something weird was going on and those two strange guys were at the center of it all. And she was going to figure it out. Eventual Stiles/OC.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 382,673 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Stiles, OC, Lydia M., Scott M. - Complete
Light A Roman Candle With Me by phantomlimb21 reviews
Stiles was just attending to his duties like a good barista when some asshole decided to order an espresso like he owned the place.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14092 - Favs: 6,911 - Follows: 6,901 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Endings by ingeniousmacabre reviews
She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters. Rated T for mature themes and serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,540 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Beca M., Jesse, Stacie, Donald
Caffeine Boost by theasbofive reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... [Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
Mandatory Health Class by xSimpleSoul reviews
Beca's plans for a smooth and easy semester are seemingly trashed when Jesse Swanson decides to come in late on the first day of health class and sit next to her. He's irritating with his juice pouch diet and stupid movie obsession, but Beca soon figures she should probably learn how to deal with the nerd if she's going to be spending the last half of senior year with him. [AU]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Lasciviousness by Take this to Heart reviews
She should've known that studying with Stiles would get her into trouble.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
she thinks she could get used to it by Take this to Heart reviews
His fingers are long—the type of fingers that a girl notices; the type of fingers that makes a girl wonder what kind of patterns they could sear into her skin. She averts her eyes and realizes that Stiles is looking at her (or rather her in his sweater) again.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
My Fake Husband by BittyAB18 reviews
When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,084 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Countless by Putting on Airs reviews
They couldn't stand the other for more than a moment or two, but the moments kept happening. Added up, it was more than the other could keep track of. It was fabulous; it was terrible; and more importantly, it was something that wouldn't go away. Romeo and Juliet were a joke compared to them. Though, despite it all, they actually didn't mind it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Fat Amy, Bumper
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of Flying Burritos and Broken-down Buses by LightLeadingMe reviews
A little oneshot that explains how Amy convinced Bumper to pick up the Bella's after the bus runs out of gas. Fat Amy/Bumper.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Fat Amy, Bumper - Complete
Sass N' Ass by kendrickyoulittleshit reviews
Chloe and Beca decide who has the better ass. Prompted by Liz's typo. Transferred from Tumblr.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by hurriCADE reviews
"He enjoyed the fact that Beca didn't call him weird for having such an interest, and he always loved seeing the look of wonder and amazement on the girl's face whenever he performed a trick for her." - Benji has a few magic tricks to show Beca, but the DJ has something up her sleeve too. Fluffy Benca (Benji X Beca) oneshot. This ship doesn't seem to exist, but I ship it anyway
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Beca M., Benji - Complete
An American Werewolf in London or, How Stiles Stilinski got onto Dr W by 1lostone reviews
An American Werewolf in London or, How Stiles Stilinski got onto Dr. Watson's Blog. Pretty much what it says on the tin. :D
Crossover - Sherlock & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Strangers by LionHeartMisfit reviews
Scott, Maggie and Stiles were best friends growing up until one day she up and moved away without so much as a goodbye. Now 6 years later she's returned to Beacon Hills with a few secrets of her own. Can Scott protect another person he loves? Will Stiles find it in his heart to forgive his childhood best friend or will the secrets between them be too much handle? Stiles/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 197,349 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Stiles, OC - Complete
Six Months by trustxbelieve reviews
Beca's a cynical wedding columnist. Jesse's a heartbroken composer. Their friends might think they're perfect for each other, but they think otherwise. After a drunken mistake, can Beca and Jesse get along long enough to get what they both want? Or is this just a disaster waiting to happen? [AU]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,567 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie - Complete
Together, We're Just Better Off by CrimsonPetrichor reviews
"It's a flea market, where you'll probably buy some weird, demonic looking cat thing that we'll eventually have to dump in a river so it doesn't kill us in our sleep." Beca drags her boyfriend out against his will. Fluff ensues.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
this feels like falling in love by stopthenrewind reviews
So this little thing going on between Jesse and Beca? Yeah, it's the world's worst-kept secret, one that has been too entertaining but too tiring to watch from the sidelines. So the Bellas decide to take matters in their own hands, and Beca ends up having to remind herself that she doesn't (shouldn't) care, at all. (Or at least, that's what she tells herself.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Barden & Beyond by trustxbelieve reviews
Beca knew everything changed once she let the Bellas and Jesse in. Now she's back and ready to start her life with them. She can almost guarantee that this year and years to come will be anything but boring.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 161,741 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Aubrey P., Chloe B. - Complete
Halfway There by ingeniousmacabre reviews
From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,165 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Beca M., Jesse, Luke - Complete
I've Written Pages Upon Pages Trying to Rid You From my Bones by Jack E. Peace reviews
Jesse's honestly not sure there is a cure for the writer's block that's been plaguing him for weeks. That is until a mysterious girl with too much eye makeup walks into the coffee shop one morning. AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
I Belong With You, You Belong With Me by heartsmash reviews
Companion piece to "You're My Sweetheart." Jesse and Beca are apart for summer and this time around it's Beca's turn to meet the family. Named for another lyric from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,041 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Background Music by miss.eli reviews
Movies might not be Beca's thing, but it gives her an excuse to hang out with Jesse, even though she'd never admit that to him (heck, she can hardly admit it to herself). Alternate/missing scenes leading up to and after the big ICCA kiss. Slightly OOC.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
What if I Told You by ajsilentvoice reviews
After nearly a year, Bella finally finds a number for the Cullens in Ithaca, New York. A last minute invitation to a reunion bash at Mike Newton's, though, leaves Bella drunk, alone, and holding a cell phone. Will a stupid mistake bring them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Won't Tell If You Don't by CineMariel reviews
Beca and Jesse have to hide their friendship from the Bellas. Beca's not entirely worried they have something to hide, until they start to get closer. T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
You're My Sweetheart by heartsmash reviews
Jesse meets Dr. Mitchell and Sheila before they take a big step in their relationship. Story title comes from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
You can hide from Cobol but you can't hide from your baby brother by A Simple Truth reviews
Stiles Stilinski is Arthur's little brother. Arthur hasn't been back to Beacon Hills in so long that Stiles decides to take matters in to his own hands and track him down. Eames is delighted by Stiles' energy and even more so by his ability to make Arthur smile. Arthur/Eames, Pre-slash Stiles/Derek. Constructive criticism welcome.
Crossover - Inception & Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Arthur, Stiles - Complete
Tied Together With a Smile by LunarianPrincess reviews
Living in a dorm is never what people expect. Benji is roped into listening to Beca when she can't find Jesse one afternoon. Benji/Beca friendship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
As Above As Below by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
When Molly Hooper decided to help Sherlock Holmes...she didn't think she actually signed up for babysitting. Especially when that three-year old used to be the World's only Consulting Detective. Sherlock really shouldn't poke around Mycroft's experiments.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 7,879 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shirts 'n' Skins by mariaco790 reviews
After Tyler comes out to his friends, the boys take him out to a gay bar to show their support. Caleb attracts a lot of attention, Reid gets jealous, Pogue is uncomfortable, and Tyler just wants to go home.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Tyler S. - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4067 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Impasse by BittenInCA reviews
Bella Swan is the Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, life for her is simple and content until Edward Cullen takes the helm at Cullen Publishing and becomes her new boss turning her world upside down. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,831 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Family by Hope Hannigan reviews
Set after X-Men First Class. What happens in the XMFC-movie-verse when Azazel and Mystique are given the chance to work for Magneto alongside and build a better future for all mutants?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Mystique, Azazel
Rogue's Baby by Hope Hannigan reviews
When Rogue is abducted by Sinister, about three years after the end of X-Men: Evolution, her world is turned upside down. Her fate is decided for her, will she struggle against it or find unknown resources in herself to face it?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Cambion by Thaigher Lillie reviews
Edward is an Incubus,Obsessed with an impending war with the Volturi Coven. With the help of his hybrid daughters,they'll viciously wreak havoc on the vampire world. War is about to errupt,& there is only one thing he wants more than victory, a male heir.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Xperimenting Xmas by Hope Hannigan reviews
Sequel to The Experiment, XXMAS explores the day to day life of the characters introduced in the fic and their kids, eight years after the epilogue. Drabbles. First chapter recapitulates story/characters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Rogue, Gambit
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10307 - Favs: 9,146 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
XMEN 4 The Rogue and Gambit Experiment by Hope Hannigan reviews
With her powers cured and her love-story with Iceman over, Rogue could meet and love anyone. Logan comes back one day with a very special Cajun. Can they love each other or will Destiny stop it? Star-crossed lovers, sexy time and card playing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,314 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4206 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Parachute Outtakes by KitsuShel reviews
Outtakes and missing scenes from my story, Parachute. Rated M for possible strong language and lemons later in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Pieces Of Me by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He was confused, man. Who was this human? "What the f*ck would I want with you're little f*cking human pet anyway. I don't play with my food before I eat it. Why the f*ck did you bring her here?" He spat. Little did he know, Bella would be his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,853 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,113 - Follows: 5,243 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Stealer by captainofyourship reviews
And we're inseparable, as much as we can be. We are the love affair of the century. There is a poem I vaguely remember from school that says "and none alive shall live to see the match of you and me" and that's us - me and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13778 - Favs: 10,303 - Follows: 7,653 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The C Word by happymama reviews
Settled into a life of perfection with the man of her dreams and a brand new baby, Bella is diagnosed with cancer. Rated M for swearing and potential moments of intimacy. Very short story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Freaky Box Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 149 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sundowners by missbluejuju reviews
On the evening of Bella’s 85th birthday, Edward reflects on the recent past and its trials, Alice helps out with the future, and Bella finally realizes her last human milestone. E/B, AU, Character Death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice by BellaFlan reviews
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Of Lustfilled Shoots and Tantric Chairs by poisonous viper reviews
Isabella Swan, model extraordinaire, is getting tired of lusting over her gay photographer. One ‘intimate’ shoot, a tantra chair, and a hell of an orgasm after, will she be able to change this hot Greek God of a photographer’s sexual preference?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,184 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skin on Skin by Hope Hannigan reviews
When Rogue and Gambit are trapped in Antartica, in Uncanny X-Men 348, they have their powers negated... Gambit tells her this can be their one night. The first. The last.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
A Rainy Day with Nessie by arrianrhod reviews
When Alice takes Bella shopping in Seattle, Edward, Jacob and Nessie plan a surprize at the cottage. A short, sweet story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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The Nobodies reviews
Life was going dandy for Bella and her mother, Renee, up until Renee's past came back and shot her in the knee. Now it's up to Bella and her two cohorts, Alice and Joanna, to get back at the bastard that took their mother away from them. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
Closing Time reviews
Being the last one to leave work sucks and for Emmett that phrase might just take a literal sense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
Once And For All reviews
What if Edward hadn't killed Victoria in Eclipse?What if she came back after Bella had been turned? What if they decided to duke it out Once and for all..... One-Shot Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete