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Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect, and Kingdom Hearts.

My age: 17

Gender: Male

Favorites:
Movies: All Underworld movies,the Transformers movies,all Star Wars movies,Journey to the Center of the Earth,all the Harry Potter,Hancock,Pearl Harbor,Swing Vote,WALL-E,
The Water Horse,and Twilight (yes, I admit it I'm a guy and i like twilght, if you think that's weird then you : )
Books: The PJATO series, the Inheritance Cycle, the Harry Potter books, the Twilight series, the Cirque Du Freak series, Naruto manga, Pendragon series, and the Halo books
T.V. Shows: Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Star Wars: The Clone Wars(please don't laugh), CSI: NY, Life After People, and Stargate SG-1 & Stargate Atlantis
Video Games: Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja 4, anything Halo, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, and all things Kingdom Hearts

Music: Pretty much anything except for heavy metal(all genres of it), opera, electronic, and (those of you who are religious, don't kill for saying this) christian/gospel

Dislikes: rude people, liers(liars?), people who hurt others to make themselves feel better, the guys who give the rest of the male population a bad name(you know the ones, and unfortunately there's alot of them), girls who only like guys with lots of money, girls who use guys to make their ex-boyfriends/ friends jealous, people who are racist, people who are rude and disrespectful to any extent to those who are homosexuals because they are homosexuals, people who talk on their cell phones loudly in public, people who talk on their cell phones while ordering food at fast food restaurants(especially when they're in the drive through), and people who do what ever they want because they think they're above everyone else

About Myself: My name is Michael Barnes and if you were paying attention to the information above you already know my age and gender. I love to read. Alot. I'll try any book and if it is interesting I will keep reading it. And if it is not, well I should say it is obvious what I'd do. When I'm not reading I'm either: a) on my laptop, b) playing video games or, c) at work. I work at McDonalds, and its really not as bad as some people think. I get paid pretty well, 7.80 an hour. My favorite subjects in school are science and math. After high school I plan to go to college to study to become a forensic scientist. Also I'm really interested in Ancient Greek culture and the greek language. I'm also currently learnig to speak french (est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un qui parle français?). Oh yeah, there'something I forgot to put up above. I am a cat person. They are so much better than dogs. Well that's about all you need to know about me. Continue on to something else if you want.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

It takes 34 muscles to frown

34 muscles to smile

and 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and say "Bite Me!"

Here's another one but not so appropriate...

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, it only takes 42 muscles to frown But,

it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm

and bitch slap that mother fucker across the face.

Pass it on...


Try to Read This

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge


The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Walmart Great Value Whipped Cream (no dircetions): "Use only as directed." (And how exactly would that be?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands orgenitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

if you only read PJO fanfiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile

PERCABETH FOREVER!! (see above) IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot how to spell your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.


This is a sad story

(This is something sad that brought tears to my eyes ;_; )

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.

Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.

Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

Find someone to tell your life story to.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.

Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.

Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."

Ride every water ride and infor meverybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

Idk. It's funny though

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror)

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.


Finally! We have mathematical proof!!! I saw this and almost died laughing! XD

Proof that girls are evil

First we state that girls require time and money:
GIRLS = TIME X MONEY

And as we all know "time is money":
TIME = MONEY

Therefore:
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY = (MONEY)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”:
MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore:
GIRLS = (√EVIL)²

We are forced to conclude that:
GIRLS = EVIL

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The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,402 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 652,708 - Reviews: 3641 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 6,337 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 12,538 - Follows: 16,190 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10302 - Favs: 11,979 - Follows: 10,284 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rosario Chains by Brone Greyclaw reviews
This AU starts after chapter 22 of the capu2 manga. Tsukune and his friends become more involved in the struggle between Ayakashi and Humans while their relationships grow and evolve, even into their adult lives. - Thank you for reading -
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 331 - Words: 1,273,177 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 2/25/2010
Splitting Leaves, Flying Shadows by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto's life turn out if he has access to one of Konoha's most secret jutsus? A jutsu with untold potential, combined with perhaps the ninja most suited to use it in the world? How deeply will it shake the Elemental Nations? Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,588 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Idol by bigdogneversleeps reviews
A great leader has died, and Naruto is sent reeling. But fortunately this tragedy gives him a new future, with friends and a is is the tale of a New Naruto prologue, one where a doujutsu becomes King and another finds love in an unexpected place. It ends at the beginning of a great future for Naruto and his team
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,136 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
The Librarian Chronicles by OnixMoon reviews
"Life is a chaotic system, change one variable the results become unpredictable" And one fateful encounter with a powerful Librarian has changed all the variables in Naruto's life. Witness the rise, and trip, and rise again, and sit back down because getting up too quickly does weird things to the head, and eventual ascendancy of UZU-flippin'-MAKI NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 138,245 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Zelda: The Circle of Destiny by KeriPeardon reviews
Over the centuries, Link and Zelda have reincarnated many times, and in each life they're forced to face a great catastrophe. They've always saved the world, but never fulfilled their true destiny. Now, they face a darkness so great, it threatens not only to destroy the world, but also their ability to be reborn. If they don't succeed this time, they never will. (Orig storyline)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 475,475 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ganondorf, Link, Zelda - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by Elvenlaughter reviews
James and Lily Potter struggle to protect their family in 1981, while twenty years in the future, their only son fights to end the war that has come close to consuming his life. AU, DH disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Three Little Words by Mikagami39 reviews
Its amazing how three simple words can alter a person's destiny. See what happens when a certain unpredictable ninja recalls and acts on a battlefield confession. AU, Rated M for Language,etc... My first fic, please no flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,747 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth by Shire Folk reviews
Part III. The pieces position themselves for what will be the greatest conflict since the Keyblade war. Darkness troubles hearts of many, including Sora's. None will be able to escape the conflict against Maleficent. Light prepares, and Darkness gathers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,006,164 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K. - Complete
Naruto:The Hoshigan by privatenaruto67 reviews
Naruko uzumaki and her older brother saito uzumaki unlocks the most feared and thought to be extinct Dojutsu bloodline, the Hoshigan. How will there life turn out with the power of both the dojutsu and kyuubi. Pairings undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10778 - Favs: 12,613 - Follows: 8,484 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark by DarthKingdom reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
Percy Jackson and the Aphrodite Trap by P. Hanson reviews
Percy visits a camp still recovering from the Battle of the Labyrinth and is thrust into a new quest to help Olympus before he even gets a chance to sit down. The entrance to Olympus has been forced shut and they must pass through the secret back door, with realms heavily protected by each Olympian, including Aphrodite, who has the worst realm of all. Mostly T, Some M Rated scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,435 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Return of Uzushiogakure by AWOLShinigami reviews
Banished by the council but at the last Minute becoming a Jonin and clan head while crippling Konoha the Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze goes to Nami no Kuni to restore Uzushio. Parings not decided, suggestions welcome (ON HIATUS)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Naruto U.
A Fox's New Skulk by divinedragon7 reviews
What if Hinata found Naruto after he was beaten by the village? If they began working together. A single friendship can change a thousand lifes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,243 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Rise of Uzumaki Naruko by Dreetje reviews
Naruko finally graduated from the Shinobi Academy and now the secrets of her past are revealed. Under the guidance of her Jounin Sensei Uzuki Yuugao she starts her career as a Kunoichi of Konoha. FemNaruko/FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 217,884 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Halo: Combat Evolved by nomercy745 reviews
This is my challenge project for Spartan Ninja's Halo challenge. What if Noble-6 made it aboard the Pillar of Autumn and met John-117? What would be different and waht would be the same?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Naruko: Sono Kouhi Oujou by Authoress Blackrose reviews
FemNaru FemKyuu: Rated for language and other stuff. Summary was to big to fut here so it's inside. Just click the blue button that is the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Zulu Company: Hell On Earth by Raptor-19 reviews
The sequel to the popular Zulu Company: The Last Stand. Set four months after the conclusion of the Human-Covenant War, the Spartans of Zulu Company return in a war to survive against the Flood on a world under the Parasite's complete control...their own.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,787 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009
Meet Me at the Bar by iNf3ctioNz reviews
Garrus Vakarian has a burning fear; losing the one thing he has left in the galaxy. So when Shepard leaves him behind to finish her mission, Garrus is determined not to let her go. Begins from the end run to the Crucible, continuation of the cliffhanger in the Destroy ending. Garrus/Shepard, oneshot, EC spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Naruto: Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage by Francis456 reviews
Full summary inside. Six-year-old Naruto accidentally kills someone in self-defence. From then on, he vows never to kill again, but can he keep this vow as he strives towards his goals? NaruSakuInoHina Rated for language and possible future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 155,103 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
Swirling blood by Muroshi reviews
As six year old Naruto awakens in pain it is determined that he has a new Kekkei Genkai. How will this change his story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2945 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Running from the Devil by Cygand Arcturon reviews
Isaac's first battle for survival against the necromorphs infesting the Ishimura. One shot, third person told with slightly grisly detail. Rated M to be safe, or not, I don't know. Leave a review if you like.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Isaac C. - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyle 091: The Road Not Taken by general MB reviews
*SEQUEL to Kyle-091*- In 2008, Kyle Stevens went to the Halo universe and had to become a Spartan. In 2009, the Halo universe... is coming to us, and Kyle must risk it all to stand in it's way. Will he succeed, or will someone close have to pay the price?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,223 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Naruto's Rise by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto rises to become a strong ninja. He must discover the link between himself, Nagato and the first ninja ever Rikudou 'The Sage of Six Paths'. Strictly NaruHina -Not a Harem Anymore!-, Itachi/OC, ShinoFu. Epilogue: Goodbye Naruto's Rise *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 446,630 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a vaguely detailed quest together. Just the two of them. Alone. In Hawaii. Sharing one hotel room. Completely unsupervised. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Full summary inside. Annabeth/Percy ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Kingdom Hearts III: Eternal Light by heroes1202 reviews
The second half of "Heart's Greatest Weapon". Sora and his friends continue to fight on against the darkness to save the Keybladers. But as Vanitas returns, one question must be answered: What does the future hold for Sora and Kairi? Ch. 59 - 100.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Book 4 Air by GoldEye reviews
This story follows the Gaang right after the finale scene, with Kataang, Sukka/Tokka moments, Maiko and a new plot twist
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aang, Katara
Ero Naruto by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,664 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Daemon of Pein Part 2: The Eclipse of Dawn by The Disciple of Pein reviews
After two and a half years training, Uzumaki Naruto is finally ready to continue the mission he started long ago. With the Ekokaeten, he will cut down any who stand in his way of uniting the remaining seven Jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 253,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Fox Twins by NaruHina8393 reviews
What would have happened had the Yondaime sealed the entire fox... BECAUSE NARUTO HAD A TWIN! rated m for language, sexual scenes, and maybe even a lemon later on. NaruXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Uzumaki Twins by Helarin reviews
What if Naruto had twin sister? Naruko in original story. Firs chapter isn't exactly original, but it'll get better in further chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
The Daemon of Pein by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The Gedo Mazo is gone. Now Pein's plans are at risk. Without being able to seal the Biju, how can he possibly succeed? There is only one option. Gather the Jinchuriki, starting with the host of the Kyubi no Yoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,477 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ripples, Arc I: Fate by jazzpha reviews
AU. Naruto's mother chooses to sacrifice herself to seal the Kyuubi instead of his father, a decision that changes everything. Living on as Hokage, Minato tries to stop the Uchiha Massacre... only to find that some things are fated to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,147 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: The Heart's Greatest Weapon by heroes1202 reviews
Following the fall of Organization XIII, an lost ancient world returns, strange occurrences befall the worlds and only the Keyblade master can uncover the truth. Part 1 of my Kingdom Hearts III story. Features chapters 1 - 58 of main story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 129,852 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Kingdom Hearts IV: All's End: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
One year had passed since the business with the Golden Hearts and Incompletes. Sora and co. have sensed a great evil and must now gather the Keyblade warriors and stop it. SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine RikuxOC Current world: DONE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 161 - Words: 303,404 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Shadow Alliance by top reviews
Naruto is called home early from his training. The conflict with Sound is growing and as they desperately try to replace their losses a message from a former ally comes to the village and might be their salvation but, they've betrayed them before. Sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,448 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naru Namikaze, Legend in the making by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
12 years old Naru Namikaze daughter of Yondaime Hokage and container of the kyuubi, hated by nearly everyone and during a beating on her she unlocks her Doujutsu that changes her life forever Fem Naru x Sasuke Bloodline Naruto Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Zulu Company: The Last Stand by Raptor-19 reviews
The Covenant's invasion has begun. Earth's defenses slowly crumble under the force of their seemingly unstoppable armada. But there is hope. Zulu Company, the Last Spartans, have been training on Earth for years, in secret. And now...it's their turn.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 393,853 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Echoes of a Last Word by Iyrsiiea reviews
Three individuals. Three deaths. One common goal, which in the end was fruitless: survival. *REVIEWS HIGHLY APPRICIATED*
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Christmas at the Garden by DarthKingdom reviews
The gang decides to take a break at Radiant Garden to celebrate Christmas. This is extremely fluffy, and sappy. Merry Christmas!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Shattered Dreams by thedeliverygod reviews
Maybe her dreams were not meant to come true. Maybe they were not meant to be. ...Maybe he could change that. [SxK AU][Now completely edited.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,747 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
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Mass Reality reviews
After an untimely accident caused my death I woke up on the Citadel. Another accident puts me in contact with Shepard seven years early. With a spot on the Normandy now almost guaranteed, I can put my knowledge of this universe to good use. But can knowledge of the future really change anything? Rated M due to language and well, there's war. It gets gory. Follows ME1. FemShepxOC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Shepard (F), OC
Heart of Reality
A mistake ends his life, but he was deemed worthy of a second chance. Brought to a Realm where the strength of one's heart determines ones fate, how will one teen fare when all that could prove useful is lost? Watch as he goes on a journey to recover his lost memories and heal his fractured heart. Self-insert.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,124 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015