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My name is Jen and I am 14. My passions are singing, reading, writing, and dancing. I am a Freshman in High School. My favorite color is turquoise, my favorite books are Twilight Saga, Harry Potter series, The Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras, His Dark Materials series, the Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, and a whole bunch of others. My favorite movies are Taken, Transformers 1&2, Harry Potter, Twilight, the Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, the Dark Knight, National Treasure 1&2, and a lot of others. My favorite TV shows are Law and Order SVU, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Hell's Kitchen, So You Think You Can Dance, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonney With A Chance, and JONAS. My favorite bands are the Jonas Brothers, Seether, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'n Roses, and a lot more.

You're obsessed with Twilight when
1.) You check stepheniemeyer.com daily
2.) You've read all the outtake chapters on said website
3.) You've read the first chapter of midnight sun
4.) You've had at least one twilight related dream
5.) You have many times looked up from your book, surprised that you're not in forks, Washington
6.) You know what the apple, ribbon, flower, and chess pieces on the front signify.
7.) You have at least a few twilight icons saved to your computer
8.) If you could have any wish in the world granted for you, it would be to have someone to love you like Edward loves Bella
9.) Whenever someone says something funny in the books, you giggle insanely
10.) On your list of fictional crushes, at least one person from twilight is in the top three
11.) You constantly imagine how seductive Edward smells XD
12.) You become giddy whenever someone mentions that your skin is freezing
13.) When you hear a quote from the books, you can finish it with ease and off the top of your head name which book came from
14.) You read all the books at least once
15.) You can relate a lot of things to Twilight but not all
16.) You spend your time on the internet looking up Twilight
17.) You like to find songs that relate to Twilight
18.) You can quote lines from the books
19.) You annoy people by talking about it
20.) You can reread the books without it getting boring and actually you learn more about it
21.) You are extremely excited about the movie/ other books
22.)You will try to bring your friend(s) to the Twilight movie
23.) You have a particular spot on the bookshelf for the books, and you WILL notice if they're not there!
24.) You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight!
25.) You actually get showered and ready for bed in a rush because you think that Edward will be waiting for you.
26.) You get disappointed when he's not there to watch you sleep.
27.) You pretend he's there any way.
28.) You watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire mainly for Robert Pattinson
29.) You start to cry or get very upset and emotional when Cedric Digger dies. ...


You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!! :sniffs: You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors. You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!! (I have!!) You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic. You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape." You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad. Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly. You try every day to get people to move in pictures. You have a wand that you use a lot. Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment. You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the books to relatives who are weirder than you. Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust. Your friends wonder where you got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." :sniffs: They laughed at it the first ten times you said it. :sniffs: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!) You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling. You write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and you used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-)) You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you. You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!" You constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books. You go to Harry websites every day. (ME!! :grumbles: When I'm not in trouble) You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on. You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff. Your desk area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!) You made you parents (or parent) read Harry Potter. You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (ME!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again. After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books. You try to make your eighteen year old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.) You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor. You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up. Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it. Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack. You keep going to search engines, trying to find more fan sites. You don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-)) You want a prequel!! You want more than seven books!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied) You wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by J. K. Rowling. (Is he?) You get excited by any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned. You saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts. You got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!) You thought a place you went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts. You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet. You say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .) You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song. You have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-)) You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare. You have a mirror you call "Erised." You beg your parents to get you an owl. You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express. You constantly quote characters. You bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (:grins sheepishly:) You wear black robes and pointed hats. You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly. Your attemps to try to fly have gotten you hurt and special appointments . . . :-) You try to make the Polyjuice Potion. You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .) You get a diary and never write in it. You are slightly amused by me. :-) Your language arts/English teacher hands you a Harry Potter poster, when, though you hadn't asked, you were about to . . . (ME!) You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else. You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; you get the idea . . . You automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (:looks around innocently, then raises her hand:) You tell adults that they have to read the books and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened) You dress up as a witch or wizard for Halloween to show off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!) You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!) You say that despite the fight, you and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid singing egg." You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language. (:grins:) Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (:refrains from screaming:) You scare reporters by sending them fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry. You and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon you find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.). You are an avid fan fiction writer/reader. Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy. Your friends refer to you as "that Harry Potter maniac." You can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!). You meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points. You enter every Harry Potter contest available. You start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the next book is going to take longer to come out than you think it should! You actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!). You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does. You beg your chemistry teacher to help you make a "potion" and s/he tells you to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by you any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!). You find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie. People at school call/know you by your Harry Potter screenname. Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.


Night Terrors by 3SavageSkillets reviews
Edward leaves and Bella is changed by Laurent she remembers nothing and becomes a Volturi guard. 25 years later Edward and family think she's dead and move to Volterra what will happen when E & B see eachother again, can he help her remember EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
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Dirty Little Secret reviews
All is well at the Cullen's house. Except one little detail. Rosalie is keeping something from everyone, something she fears could destory her family and so she is determined to keep it to herself until this secret goes away. But will it go away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
My Date From Hell reviews
This is a short story about Mike Newton asking out Bella a couple weeks after Edward left her. She doesn't know what to say to turn him down because with out Edward, she has no excuses. So she tells him yes and regrets it in the end.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete