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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1984664, Profile Updated: 04-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Well, I'm just a person, I suppose.

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Akatsuki Birthdays by Perzona reviews
Read how each of the Akatsuki members celebrate their birthdays. A collection of one shots. Rated T for cussing and possible gore. -Now continuing and rewriting the first few chapters-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Akatsuki
Evergreen by Babes in Arms reviews
Harry struggles to find his place in a world he never thought he'd be a part of. He unexpectedly finds comfort in one Draco Malfoy, and together they teach each other how to live with solace. Post-Hogwarts, Deathly Hallows compliant, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Locker Room by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
Pein and Hidan ditch class again!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
Variables by whimsicalwishes reviews
Chika/Shito. Lemon. “Forget about love. I don’t even know if I like you. I don’t even know if I can.” Out of all of the things Shito could do, this would be the hardest. “But I’ll try.”
Zombie-Loan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chika, Shito - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Fun by wonderfulmika reviews
Zetsu Teaches Tobi his fun song...hehe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Day in the Life of Hidan by xHeiwa reviews
Hidan has a diary, wait what? Rated for Hidan's colourful language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
One hell of a maid! by MoyashiBoJangles reviews
A response to a request on Kuroshitsuji-Kink-Meme: SemeOlder!Ciel/Sebastian - To get revenge for the infamous corset incident Ciel orders Sebastian to wear a maids dress! Yaoi goodness ensues R&R plz
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hot Water by Anthraxy reviews
Baths just got kinky. MadaraZetsu, MadaraxZetsu, MxZ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Madara U., Zetsu - Complete
When the Time is Right by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Hidan wears his headband around his neck like a girl, and Kakuzu is determined to find out why. Hidan never ever takes it off, but tells Kakuzu that he'll know eventually. What's up with that darn headband! Shonen-ai touches, T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Torture by Ashkaa13 reviews
Hidan is causing trouble and Pein has had enough. In an attempt to teach the immortal brat, his place Pein orders Itachi, the torture expert, to punish Hidan until he has learned his lesson. Itachi/Hidan and some fun with fangirls, oh' the horror!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Heaven Nor Hell by iseepenguinz666 reviews
L and Mello join the Z-loan team! Now they face Shiba and Hakka who have joined forces with Light. My first fanfic about friendship and death!
Crossover - Death Note & Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009
Turned Tables by SubMeowchineGun reviews
When Kakuzu woke up in a coffin, he knew something was up. The fact that he was alive at all was a mystery. However, he was prepared to annoy Hidan until he got answers. T for Hidan's mouth. HidanKakuzu in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Fortune Paper and Dares by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
I suck at summary's! So just read if you want to find out how Hidan gets stuck with Pein! PeinxHidan HidanxPein PeinHida PeinHidan HidanPein HidaPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Creative Writing by peridotgardens reviews
Appalled by the inaccuracy of Icha Icha Paradise, Sai decides to write his own romance story. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sai - Complete
Peeping Kakashi by Hope4love92 reviews
Kakashi sees something interesting in Iruka's office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Gift by Odat reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday, and Orochimaru has a gift for him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Thoughts of a Jashinist by Dajypop reviews
Hidan's relaxing bath is interrupted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Heads Will Roll by cinnamonblood reviews
Hidan is angry. Deidara finds a way to calm him. Hidan/Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
S Rank Plumbers by Gonasamu reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki's last working toilet breaks, and Deidara and Hidan are assigned to fix it? Crack, Oneshot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
All Three by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Madara is making Zetsu feel good, Tobi wants to make Zetsu feel good too. Yaoi ! ! Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Control by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. Pein knows a simple way he can control someone like Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
When the Akatsuki Plan Itachi's Birthday Party by Onirei Kirara reviews
The Akatsuki plan a birthday party for Itachi. It was Tobi's idea. 'Nuff said. Some ItaNaru, other ghey implications, crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Desire by BunnyBunBun reviews
Orochimaru x Kimimaro shota, random smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
Hidan has STDs by and you fall reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Tsunade S. - Complete
Touch by Ada Kensington reviews
Unable to sleep, Orochimaru watches Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Sewing by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Hidan tries his hand at sewing. With help. KakuHidan. Yaoi. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Do or Don't by Shaitanah reviews
SuigetsuSasuke. Sasuke tries reverse psychology on Suigetsu. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Love Hate by Moiranna reviews
Hidan had no idea of that love could hurt so much. KakuHidan KakuSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakashi's phylosophy by Bittencupcake reviews
Why do fan girls exist? Kakashi has the answer!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Surprise Surprise by Airotia reviews
Orochimaru gets interested in what Jiraiya is writing while he's bored. JiraiyaOrochimaru Jiraiya and Orochimaru are about 18 or so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Kakashi by Myst-chan reviews
Kakashi and a girl in bed. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
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Monster reviews
Eren joins the Scouting Legion under Captain Levi's control, but no matter how hard he trains to control his titan form, will anyone ever truly accept him as human? Can he gain acceptance from those he holds dear?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi H.
Modern Heart reviews
Set in a world apart from ninjutsu, Hidan is just a normal, recently divorced man. At work, he comes to meet a handsome young man. Will Hidan be able to love again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hidan, Sasori
Hakumei: Revenge reviews
Deidara rounds up the Akatsuki members that were supposed to be dead. They form an Anti-Akatsuki organization and take their revenge on the ones who defeated them. I rated this T for Hidan's language, even though he isn't in the story the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan