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I'm the king of Crazy.

You may or may not care.

But when everything is going wrong I'll burn off all your Hair!

Burn off all your Hair.

Burn off all your Hair.

I'm the King of Crazy.

Some call me Insane!

and if you haven't noticed yet, I must have Eaten your brain!

Must have Eaten your brain.

Must have Eaten your brain.

I'm the King of Crazy!

I'm quite Psychotic too!

But right now i am rather sure this song is boring you!

This song is boring you.

This song iiiiissssss boring you.

I'm the King of Crazy.

And now you've begun to tire.

Just remember when you go to sleep.

I'll Set your head on fire.

Set your head on fire.

Seeettttttt yoouuuurr heeeaaadddd ooonnn ffffiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you intarwebz! I'll be here forever!

And now my beloved internet, it is time i take a stand! some of the little problems in this world today, im going to state my opinion on them!

The Abortion Debate: An infant child isn't a toy, you can't just say you want to get rid of it, a child is physically alive as more than a single celled organism by the end of the first week of pregnancy, Women have rights... just not the right to murder living things! And abortion is just another word for murder! Abortion should only be used when both mother and child will die due to child-birth, any other excuse is just moronic!

Rising crime-rate: Older people complain about the loss of morality in society today... Heres the thing, back when these people were young, half the shit thats a crime now was perfectly legal! We haven't lost morality! there are just more laws to break!

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Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,291 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8423 - Favs: 8,757 - Follows: 7,560 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Mutant Effect: First Contact by Takaiteishu Naruto reviews
Almost a century and a half after the mutant "cure" was destroyed, two interstellar civilizations come into contact with space-faring aliens for the first time. Looking for Beta.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
NU: Birth of the Seekers by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, MASS-X-OVER, DARK/Naruto! NaruX?. World lost to darkness, his heart fell as well. Now as he struggles to live in a new land, soon he finds a new life to live... one much darker than even that of a ninja... WARNING KH-BBS Spoilers...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 440,281 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Aqua
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
The Most Entertaining Reviews Ever by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Reading massive flames can be as funny as reading humor fics. So why not have that be a fic itself? No offense meant to anyone. I was feeling slightly cynical when I wrote this. Now in the Misc Section. Rated for swearing.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Dear Halo by Demented Assassin reviews
A collection of previously unread and unseen letters to and from various characters in the Halo Universe. For the first time, gain true insight into the collective minds of these legendary heroes and vile enemies...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Lyca - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 4,207 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete