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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1984927, Profile Updated: 08-23-10
Author has written 12 stories for NCIS, Wolverine & the X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, and X-Men: Evolution.

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.” (Douglas Adams)

"Reality is frequently inaccurate.” (Douglas Adams)

“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds” (Douglas Adams)

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'" (Douglas Adams)

"Relieve stress through hysterical screaming" (Tim Dorsey)

"Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches." (William Goldman)

"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics." (William Goldman)

"I write out of revenge." (William Goldman)


I enjoy laughing. I enjoy making people laugh. Or, in the case where I cannot actually be aware that someone has laughed directly because of my efforts- I enjoy being informed that I have made someone laugh.

I also enjoy making up different accents when I introduce myself to strangers- which puts into perspective how the things I enjoy are not neccesarily the things that are most important or intelligent to enjoy.

I write for all of the reasons implied and listed above. Yes, even the Douglas Adams quotes. And the Tim Dorsey quote... and the William Goldman quotes...

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Welcome to the Chicken House by Fairady reviews
Rogue accepts a ride from the wrong stranger and meets a totally different member of Team X.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Rogue - Complete
Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Time Trip by AngelF18 reviews
After a wierd fortune telling Rogue finds herself waking up in 18oo's New Orleans, supposedly in the form of a past life. Will Rogue find her way home and will she learn the lesson of love the fortune teller predicted. Bad at summerizing.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,577 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Life at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters by Unknownhacker1 reviews
A series of One-shot glimpses about what it's like to live at the institute when the X-men are not out saving the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Can Touch This by Nicole08 reviews
A good deed can go a long way. ROMY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Left Behind by scarleteyes21 reviews
After rejoining the X-men Rogue is having some difficulties with Logan being the new leader. Their faith and trust in each other is put to the test when they find a bloody and beaten Gambit on the front steps of the X-mansion
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,547 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Rogue/Anna M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Absolutely Maybe by Tamarai reviews
In order to secure a safe future for mutants, Professor Xavier instructs his team to secure the mutant thief Gambit as a team member first, and the only way to cut through his Guild’s red tape is through an unbreakable contract. Romy.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,154 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna M. - Complete
Beatrice and Rogue by Max Alleyne reviews
When a reading assignment for school upsets Rogue, Remy sets out to make things right. ROMY.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Bra Whisperer by ishandahalf reviews
REPOSTED ROMY oneshot. Remy tries to find the greeneyed beauty he spent the night with, his only clue the bra she left behind. If pansy Prince Charming can find a girl with a glass slipper, then the Prince of Thieves can find a girl with a bra! ...Right?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Same Sided Coin by Tamarai reviews
Rogue’s conscience no longer coincides with the Brotherhood’s ideals, so it’s time to swallow her pride and go home. Meanwhile, Wolverine begrudgingly tries to recruit the slippery Gambit. Romy-flavoured oneshot.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Talks, Walks, and Stalks by Eileen Blazer reviews
“Good God.” She said,“How do Ah not hate ya?” “Magic voodoo spell,” he assured her. “I keep a special made Roguepoppet in my top drawer, sprinkle some pixie dust, an' make her love me. Some other stuff, too but a gentleman never talks about dat.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 273 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Guardian Devil by Prexistence reviews
Remy LeBeau is killed in a motorcycle accident and is told the only way for him to enter heaven is to protect a girl Rogue , who feels her life is not worth living because of her powers. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,124 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Stop the Fic, I Want to Get Off! by Scribbler reviews
Subreality fic. The characters of Evo speak out about what they do and don't like in their fanfiction, and advise aspiring writers about how not to tick them off. [Ch5 - Villainous Villainy.]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Gift of Love by 41eugoR reviews
Kitty casts a spell on Rogue to make her lose her power. It works, removing not only her power but also causing all the guys to fall madly in love with her! Romy. Complete & Sequel posted
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,780 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Dude, Where's My Accent? by The Phantom reviews
Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2003
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Danger, Danger! reviews
Rogue and Remy happened to be at the right place at the right time to fall in flirtation at first sight. And Rogue happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time every time Gambit's secret stalker decides things would be better without her in the way.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Gambit, Rogue
Go Fish? reviews
Gambit was really the first 'friend' John'd ever had. Maybe he was just a people person, used to dealing with strangers, used to saying the right thing at the right time and knowing when to speak at all, and when to just listen.But John wasn't.BROMANTIC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Only The Good reviews
Maybe it wasn't about cancer, or the March, or dying. Maybe mutants ARE the cancer. An abnormality. Unnatural. Maybe. But, cancers don't always eat away at the host. A story where love conquers all, even if it doesn't always seem like it. Romy. HAPPY END.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,689 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
That Day reviews
Accounts vary on what actually happened on That Day, but a few things were agreed upon- it involved a diamond the size of a small fist,a motorcycle named Selene,several murderers,a revenge plot,a roll of duct tape,a red dress,and a kitten named Bill. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Divine Intervention reviews
Gambit's life gets a little complicated when Tante Mattie decides that the only way for one Remy LeBeau to make up for past sins is to become an X-man. Romy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,889 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Road Trip Humor reviews
Deleted scene from 'In the not too distant future'... plus Deadpool. Yes... it's the infamous Road Trip Humor. This one's for you, paper.creations
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Of Thieves and Leeches reviews
Obviously, picking the pocket of the Prince of Thieves was a bad idea. Obviously, taking the girl who tried to steal from back to New York was an even worse idea. And obviously, trying to take over the minds of two powerful mutants is just stupid.Romy FIN
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,957 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Twas the Night Before XMas reviews
I felt the need to do something Christmassy today... I really don't know if I succeeded. Anyway- Your classic Christmas poem set to Remy's sneaking, Rogue's rage, and Logan's need to stab things.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Cures Are Hard To Come By reviews
After taking the cure, Rogue is positively ecstatic to be able to touch. After being guilted into the world of the X-men, Remy is very grumpy about a lot of things.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Rogue, Gambit
In the not too distant future reviews
."Cherie," He said turning to her. "You are in a world of trouble." And he had never been more right. And it wasn't just the merc with a mouth, the MRD, or the warrent with her name on it that tipped her off. Romynessness
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,134 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Gambit/Remy L.
An interesting tactic reviews
Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo somehow wake up together...strapped to a wall in a strange stainless steel room. They have no idea where they are, no clue as to who put them there, and niether does anyone else. my first story :D. And then there was Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,751 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Hiest Gone Good reviews
Interesting, how a fight brought them together... My Romy flavored one shot or is it?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna M.