The Truth's Lie
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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1985151, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 52 stories for South Park, Zombieland, Sherlock, American McGee's Alice, Alice in Wonderland, House, M.D., Hetalia - Axis Powers, Supernatural, Regular Show, Web Shows, and Avengers.
Transient by Glass Shoe reviews
With Ed suffering from what he thinks is the seasonal flu the Elric brothers track a rogue alchemist in a town outside of East City.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,224 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
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Sweet Child reviews
On Tuesdays, he's a teddy bear doctor. The rest of the time? He beats up Bad Men.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
The Boy Is reviews
Tony is five years old when they discover he's dyslexic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Awake and Alive reviews
"Best friends forever, right, Craig?" Tweek said in a broken voice. "Forever?" Craig swallowed hard and took the bloody hand in his. "Forever." He promised. Slow building Zombie!Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Brothers reviews
If Alex was a color, he would be shiny. If Charlie were a color, he would be blue. Cherimon bromance
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Nerimon - Complete
Let's Get Physical reviews
Dan tries to lift Phil. Established relationship. Warnings; Dan sweat and man kisses. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Red Racer reviews
A thousand years into the future, Earth has become a desolate wasteland. A company run by the The Notorious and Mysterious C controls its people. A team of young idealists seek to overthrow his tyranical reign. They are the Racers, protectors of Earth. The fate of the world rests in their hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
On The Corner of First and Amistad reviews
Castiel is an accountant left battling depression after the death of his brother Gabriel. His salvation comes in the form of a blond man holding a Free Hugs sign.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Teenage Dream reviews
Craig had never expected Movie Night to go so terribly right. Until Tweek showed up in those jeans...PWP. Creek lemon for Creek Grrl.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Some Nights reviews
Jeremy finally finds out what Rigby has under his hoodie. Morby, Jad.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
Broken Coffee Cups reviews
In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Give Me a Hug reviews
The Impala is hurt, and all Dean wants to do is make her feel better. De-aged!Dean, protective/big brother!Sammy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The League of Extraordinary Landladies reviews
Martha Hudson will do anything to get her very own Married Ones. Even if she has to lie, deal with Mycroft Holmes and indirectly push Sherlock down the stairs to do it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Strangers in the Woods reviews
"You think you can protect him? You're just a colony!" "Then I'll be a nation! I'll grow up and be big and strong and then I'll protect England from everything that'll hurt him! Even bullies like you! You'll see! I'll be the greatest, biggest nation in the world! I'll be England's hero!" Warnings; bear attacks and hints at USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
C'est Trop Aimer Quand on en Meurt reviews
Why exactly does England hate France so much? Dub/Non-Con, Heavily implied Shota, Teen!France-Unconscious!Child!England. Mentions of Child Abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Blackbirds reviews
Life had not treated Mrs. Hudson well. It made up for it, a thousand times over, by sending her Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Sidekicks reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
Like Clockwork reviews
Time visits Hatter for a cup of tea and a chat.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Mad Hatter/Hatta
Naughty reviews
"Oh dear! Fire! You must save Alice!" He had loved her back then, you see, had loved her with everything a mad man could.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Mad Hatter, Alice - Complete
Deduce This reviews
Sherlock holds up a candy store and gets into a Yo Momma fight. Mycroft is winning. Anthea is sending sexts to the president. Lestrade and John watch telly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Tea, Bandages, and Stupid Americans reviews
"I had no idea what you would be going through when I sent you on that mission." "Well, maybe you zhould 'ave checked to make zure my accomplizes weren't fuckeeng eediots!" Set after movie, no slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
The Fury of Mycroft Holmes reviews
Sherlock is being bullied on a playground. Mycroft comes to the rescue. Anthills are destroyed and umbrellas are cracked in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lily's Skull reviews
Everyone has a story and just because they don't technically count as a person anymore doesn't mean their story is gone. Her name is Lily. She is Sherlock Holmes' daughter and her death let five children live.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Obey the Sloth reviews
For fangirl-crossing. "Seeing as you can't keep your fat ass out of trouble there is only one logical thing to do. If you are a superhero, rationally, I must become your ninja sidekick to keep you safe."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Clyde D., Tweek T. - Complete
Copacabana reviews
His name was Stan, he was bartender and he loved Kyle. Enought to give up his life for someone he had never talked to. His name was Kyle, he was a showgirl, and all he could do was forgive.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Say It reviews
Christophe is dead. Now he is property of an obsessed Damien. After being "rescued" from his tower in Hell, he is trapped in Thorne manor. Can he stay sane long enough to rescue his friends or will Damien break him? ChristopheRape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Damien, Christophe - Complete
Firey Bad Ass Hell Love reviews
Damien is intrigued by a new arrival in Hell. All the while, Clyde's just a bad ass. Dyde, because I can. And because the name makes me laugh my ass off.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Damien, Clyde D. - Complete
Showtunes by the Sea reviews
A clip from the future in Zombieland.
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Extraterrestrial reviews
Pip has a secret.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Token B., Pip P. - Complete
Graves by The Dozen reviews
Christophe would dig a thousand graves, including his own, to keep Pip safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Christophe, Pip P. - Complete
Hello Hello reviews
Because Tweek's still gone and Craig's still broken but that's okay because they're broken too so they'll just have to be broken together. Tyde for Parapaxis.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Token B., Clyde D. - Complete
Coconuts reviews
"Guess what?" "If you say 'chicken butt' so help you God I'll rip off your dick."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Vroom Vroom reviews
Christophe teaches Tweek to drive. Drabble.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Christophe, Tweek T. - Complete
Why Tweek Tweak is Not Allowed to Own a Sharpie reviews
"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tweek T., Eric Cartman - Complete
Twamien Oneshots reviews
A collection of Tweek-Damien oneshots ranging from dramatic to cheesy. Long live the crack pairings!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Damien, Tweek T. - Complete
Betrayal reviews
He paused outside their bedroom, pressing against the door to listen to the murmurs. "I love you so much," Clyde crooned. "But my husband must never know." His heart broke, crumbling to dust.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of South Park reviews
...It's exactly what you think it is.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Misleads Are Misleading reviews
Get a life, Marsh, it's just a physical thing." Without a trace of guilt, Craig slammed the door in Stan's face.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
From the Diary of reviews
I don't know if it counts as love I really care about him, I do. But it's not some sissy lay-your-favorite-jacket-on-a-mud-puddle love Unless he asked me but hey I like my jacket and he wears boots it's more of a strip-him-down-force-against-a-wall thing
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
MattressSurfing reviews
Ah, the joys of childhood.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Stake Your Claim reviews
As they sit on a bench, Tweek teaches Kyle the importance of staking your claim. Slight creek and style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Tweek T., Kyle B. - Complete
A Fun Year reviews
After an encounter with Tweek in the library, Craig muses on the blonde.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Exceptions reviews
He hated anything strange or abnormal…But for Tweek there would always be an exception.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Real Friends reviews
The difference between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. Based on the "Best friends would...Friends would..." Copy and Paste thing. Craig-Tweek friendship
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Scissors and Snips reviews
Giving a glance at his closed bedroom door, Tweek took a lock of his blonde hair and began to cut. How Tweek's hair got the way it is. Craig-Tweek friendship.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Promise? reviews
"You are a very good boy, Craig Tucker. Promise to take care of my son?" "Promise." The boys are about two.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Bridge reviews
As he dangles of a bridge Tweek contemplates life, death and his decisions
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Thanks, Principal Victoria reviews
Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Christeek Drabbles reviews
One worded drabbles, about six per chapter. Part of my series of Oneshots/Drabbles called "Long Live Crack"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Christophe, Tweek T. - Complete
Craig's Thoughts reviews
Companion fic to Tweek's World by The-Dyslexic-Dinosaur. His friends advised Craig to break up with Tweek but he dismissed the idea quickly. They wouldn't understand. Tweek was sweet, Tweek was kind and Tweek was the best thing that ever happened to him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
With Apologizes to Clyde reviews
"Just apologize," he advised. "Tweek's not going to let go until you do, he has no problem with killing someone." Of an over-protective and badass Tweek, strangling a fatass and the ruining of tank tops.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Clyde D., Tweek T.
Tweek and Craig oneshots reviews
A collection of creek drabbles and oneshots. ranging from fluffy to cheesy and a mixture of the two.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The beginning,kisses and coffee burns reviews
How the slightly disfunctional relationship between Craig and Tweek came to be
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete