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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Glee.

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Name: SlytheringSnake

Age: 21

Sex: No, thanks.

Occupation: An adult trying to figure out her way in life.

That's it. That's me. I haven't updated this in several years and JESUS CHRIST i was so annoying. I've basically given up with writing because i realized just how horrible i am at it, but I'll still have these old fanfics that I wrote many years ago up because i like to laugh at myself occasionally. If I ever get the hankering for writing fic again I'll more than likely post it here That is all, thank you.

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In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,950 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 8/7/2005 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16128 - Favs: 11,878 - Follows: 10,260 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 496,201 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3912 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Letterman jacket by superninjagurl reviews
"An ambulance is on its way. Please stay on the line, Noah." - Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance all tangled up into one when Puck is the first one on the scene after the bullies has taken it too far.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Beyond the Pain by debraelq reviews
Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Be My Kevin by Hatteress reviews
5th in the Tripping 'verse. Turns out Crowley's hand in the aborted apocalypse didn't put him back on Hell's Christmas card list after all. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 247 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take Me Away by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Kurt WAS in his right mind. It wasn't his fault that everyone else was judging him, just like they always did. He was just... making adjustments. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rolling Seasons by Spideria reviews
Sequel to Chasing the Forbidden. Draco's dealing in jail and Harry's rebelling by dating older men unbeknownst to Draco. When Draco finally comes for Harry, will there still be a strong enough love between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,344 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Who Knew? by Hecateslover reviews
Something bad happens over the summer to Harry. What Harry doesn't realize is that his problems are just beginning... HP/SS. Pre-slash, Mpreg, Non-Con. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Tell me What to Do by Kristen36 reviews
Puck always knew he was a badass, but grudgingly admitted there was someone who was even more badass than himself. After taking the advice of the Queen of Badasses herself, Puck begins to realize he shouldn't be ashamed of who he is. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,536 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Be My Teddy Bear by cocopuffz reviews
Sam breaks up with Kurt, leaving him humiliated and embarrassed. With a little help from Quinn and the cheerios, they make up a plan: Find a fake boyfriend to make Sam jealous. The lucky winner: Puck. And he's not too happy about it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5615 - Favs: 12,989 - Follows: 1,751 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's An Art by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Puck/Kurt. Boxed into a corner by a nasty debt, con artists Kurt and Puck need to both lay low and somehow come up with big money. The one place nobody is going to look for them? Lima, Ohio. Home of Kurt's older brother.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Namikaze by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, an instructor at Namikaze Gakuen, has his work cut out for him when a new student sneaks his way into Sasuke's normally solitary life. But of course nothing is ever simple, not when both of their pasts get involved. SasuNaru, OthersNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 305 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ginger Tea and Apologies by PteraWaters reviews
After a drunken hook-up, Puck finds himself in a bad way and he can't remember who was there with him… Kurt remembers the night in question, but is sure if he mentions it to anyone, Puck will kill him. Dead. Slash, Mpreg, Top!Kurt mentioned
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,325 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Puck's 'Dry'ad Spell by PteraWaters reviews
An AU fairy tale/parody starring the Glee club. Lady Rachel's been kidnapped, Sir Finn's a wreck, and Puck can't believe he's helping them, until he meets a beautiful woodland creature... Rated T for language and Puckurt kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
What The Hell by PteraWaters reviews
Future fic, set in college. When Kurt and Rachel find out Puck is living in LA and pursuing an unconventional career, they go to investigate. What they find is both surprising and yet totally fits the self-proclaimed sex shark. T for now. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Seven Minutes by PteraWaters reviews
Missing scenes from 209 "Special Education" and continues from there. Lauren Zizes rocked his world, so chicks like Santana and Rachel just won't cut it for the Puckster anymore. But who could take her place? Pizes and Puckurt. Three shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Giraffe by PteraWaters reviews
The boys have a discussion and Puckurt smuff ensues. Set ambiguously in Season 2.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Mail Order Bride by 1farmergirl reviews
It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Suburban Trash by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Sequel to Stick Like A Pig; Kurt has this plan for how his life is meant to turn out. This plan includes very specific ideas of what he should be doing, and where he should be living, and who should conveniently die.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sex Kitten Homo Felidae by Sybrant67 reviews
PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PteraWaters reviews
SPOILERS! Speculative fic for episode 6 - i.e. what would have happened if I wrote the show. Based on spoilers, promos, rumors, and other speculations around before the ep aired. Ensemble fic, but Kurt- and Puck-centric. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,713 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
WooingTheFairy by xovickixo reviews
Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Gotta Get Through This by wolfelements reviews
Puck falling asleep on his bed wasn't the biggest problem Kurt ever had to face, but it certainly lead to the strangest situation he'd ever experienced. schmoop-bingo: spooning, Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Landlady, Housekeeper, Matchmaker by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Mrs. Hudson decides to play matchmaker for her tenants. Mrs. Hudson's pov. John/Sherlock, very light slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shameless by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,505 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Boyfriend by Lumiere02 reviews
Sheldon proves he's human, and Leonard is thankful. -NOT MINE, JUST SHARING. This story is from Callmejude.-
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Sheldon C., Leonard H.] - Complete
It Gets Better by Kyra5972 reviews
Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sweater? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
In which Kurt suffers in the sun, and a sweater is mistreated. Slash Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
We Have a Problem by PteraWaters reviews
A secret Puckurt romance, as told through a series of problems. Watch how our two favorite boys deal with these "problems." Very fluffy. Rated T for a few mild sexual situations. Spoilers through "Grilled Cheesus". One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by Loony4moony816 reviews
Who knew that the best thing that could have happened to Detective Noah 'Puck' Puckerman was getting shot? AU!fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just A Piece Of Paper by niblettk reviews
Ms. Pilsbury says something that makes Puck think, if only for a little while.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Rules by Fearful Little Thing reviews
You follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Until We Meet Again by Dizzy Takeout reviews
Puck holds his baby girl for the first time.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Puck - Complete
Distractions by debraelq reviews
A party, a disastrous text, a shot of tequila, and a naked Puck. Is it any wonder Kurt and the author found themselves distracted?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Permanent 99 by Kyra5972 reviews
There's a heat wave in Lima and Puck and Kurt are set to a permanent 99.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Mama's Boy by Aishuu reviews
In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Karamel Sutra by Choice reviews
Since when does Puck let things get to him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Stick Like A Pig by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Puck has realised a very important truth – a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer... Puck/Kurt , Murder.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Break Through by gleefulmusings reviews
When Will encourages Kurt to sing his heart out, everyone is surprised by the results. Kurt/Surprise! Don't worry, it's not Will.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Cosmo Tip 181 by Loony4moony816 reviews
Noah Puckerman thought he was being an awesome boyfriend. Turns out his boyfriend is the awesome one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
A Different Flavor by gleefulmusings reviews
In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle. Some Puckurt, some Kinn, and a few others.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
What Would Sue Sylvester Do? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
During a hostage situation, Kurt asks himself: What Would Sue Sylvester Do? A slightly cracky answer to a glee angst meme prompt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Not a Victim by Crawler reviews
Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Breathe by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Whose Gay Line Is It Anyways? by PurtFiend reviews
Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Breathe, Kurt by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Kurt has a panic attack in front of Puck and Finn, who handle it surprisingly well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unity by Victoria1127 reviews
Mr. Schue decides that to ensure team unity, Slumber Parties must be had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
BK: Before Kurt by Choice reviews
Grocery shopping, Puckurt style. Nothing serious to warn you about, just some condom/sex references.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Wait Wait Wait by thecouchcarrot reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Growing Up Hummel by Choice reviews
Burt catching Kurt sexting Puck, and what happens as a result of protective!daddy!Burt. Enjoy! Warning for slightly mature content-mentions sex, but doesn't really go into detail.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
On the Kinsey Scale, This Story is a Seven by Choice reviews
Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Camera Shy by Choice reviews
Puck and Kurt make a sex video or try to, at least . NSFW, MATURE CONTENT AHOY.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Loony4moony816 reviews
A sequel to "I Solemly Swear That I Am Up To No Good": No one messes with Kurt Hummel's friends. Not if they didn't want to suffer the wrath of the Marauders. Spoilers for Funk.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Another notch in a designer belt by halfeatenmoon reviews
Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kurt's Turn by informantxgirl reviews
The girls are all discussing matters of a blue nature...and Kurt happens to be the star of much of it! Written to fill a prompt at the LiveJournal Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Femininity Rewrite by firedraygon reviews
Naruto accidentally comes in contact with a potion that yields disastrous results. How will he and Kyuubi handle another persona cropping up on their turf, who threatens to launder all of Konoha? And no, we're not talking money here. Everyone x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Gives Me Hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
How Noah Puckerman is a sweetheart
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Grave Matters by LostInCamelot reviews
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Young Boy? by Slash Pl0x reviews
When Will notices Kurt giving him "the look", he thought it was the beginning to more madness. Who knew that something more would blossom as a result? Slash. Will/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by Loony4moony816 reviews
Something is wrong with his son and Burt is going to find out what. Established Kurt/Puck relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playing Gay by amaXdear reviews
Kurt dares Puck to walk a mile in his Gucci boots. Not literally. But yeah, Puck has to kiss Finn... in front of witnesses. Puck/Kurt slash/pre-slash, LJ post.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Jinxed! by YAOIisFOREVERwithME reviews
Naruto is your average teen in high school with friends and grilfriends, but throw a baby in his lap and give him a bastard for a new student and his life won't be very average, anymore. Sasu/Naru, AU, School Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,571 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Is This Feeling? by amaXdear reviews
Kurt makes a fool of himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better. Kurt/Puck mild-ish slash. Pre-Ballad. I've decided this will stay a oneshot for now; really sorry to people who were expecting otherwise!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Tangled Webs by Warriora reviews
Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince. ABANDONED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Indigo by kodak-85 reviews
A series of short stories told from Sasuke's P.O.V., events taking places before, during, or after those in 'Purple'. Delve into the mind of the lonely and insane.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 1,218 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete. Edited version over on AO3 as of 2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 6,698 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
it shyunkan no kyouki by Hyul reviews
chap 3:Sasuke attempts to brood for the first time of many times to come but is stopped by the all to happy and angst killing sky. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Me, Love Me Not by blanchemalfoy reviews
COMPLETE. Four years after Voldemort's defeat, Draco and Harry are forced to meet again. Draco expects to bury his feelings for Harry once and for all, but will he succeed? SLASH! DracoxHarry BilxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 10,465 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deny Thy Father by Indigo Kitti reviews
PreHBP On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. Veela!Draco, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chasing the Forbidden by Spideria reviews
AU Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter's new, young, and sexy Literature teacher at Malkin High. What happens when sexual tension between the two arise? Could Harry really have a crush on his teacher, and a man, at that? Read and Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hotblooded by purrfectly679 reviews
The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Dude WTF by cutiechibi reviews
Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 157 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/4/2003
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The Plan And How It Sometimes Fails reviews
Puck needs a plan to get Quinn back, but to do so he has to get romantic advice from, wait for it... that's right, the resident homo of Lima and his trusty fag hag. Eventual PucKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
You touched my tralala reviews
Naruto and Sasuke sparring on the field, everything normal...but what's this? Songfic no jutsu! And just what song is it exactly! Sasunaru! first songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete