Eros ex Nihilo
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Joined 06-27-09, id: 1985461, Profile Updated: 03-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.


How you should address me (other than Her Esteemed Majesty): Well...I've got one of those name things...but it feels like names should be used on the internet only when you think you kinda know someone well. But I can say that I've got lady parts. They're all natural.

Where you should address the millions in gold bullion you plan to send me: I live in Phoenix, Arizona. It's dry, hot, and not always easy on my hair. My poor, poor, frazzled hair.

Some more personal things about me...and my awesomeness: I'm a Virgo/Libra cusp birthday, born in the Year of the Tiger, and I identify with the Nordic rune Fehu. Just in case that means anything to anyone. And I have this thing about the sun - I'm neurotic about sunscreen and, even though I live in Arizona, I wear long-sleeves and pants all year long. I also have this boyfriend...I guess, you know he's a pain, but it's been three years and stuff...think maybe I should just marry him already. Also, the only kind of person I hate is a thief. "Every other sin is a variation of theft - when you kill a man, you steal a life; when you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth; when you cheat, you steal the right to fairness."

What kinds of things I like - you know, just in case you care to strike up a lively, witty repartee: Um, I like a lot of things. A list would only limit the true vastness of my emotional attachment to the myriad of ridiculous things I love...but I'll give it a shot anyway.

Anime: I started off watching anime on Cartoon Network. Toonami introduced me to the wonders of Sailor Moon, DragonballZ, Gundam, and Tenchi Muyo, sealing my love of Japanese animation forever. Later Cartoon Network started showing some awesome things on Adult Swim like Lupin III, Evangelion, InuYasha, Wolf's Rain, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost in a Shell, and Cowboy Beebop. I also like Death Note, xxxHolic, Erog Proxy, Escaflowne, Blood Trinity, and Zoids. I'll admit that I don't watch a lot of anime anymore. I read a lot of manga. But I still watch Naruto, Bleach, and Gintama regularly.

Manga: I'm a lot more into manga than I am into anime these days. Some of my favorite shoujo is Vampire Knight, Kimi ni Todoke (Reaching You), Toraware no Minoue (Captive Heart), Hana to Akuma, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Dengeki Daisy, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Special A, Akuma to Dulce, Five, Suki-tte Ii na yo (Say I Love You), Sora Log, Kiss/Hug, Otoyomegatari, Cat Street, Ai Hime ~ Ai to Himegoto, Arakure (Wild Ones), Karakuri Odette, Akuma to Love Song, Black Bird, Kaichou wa Maid-sama (Maid-Sama), Meru Puri, Mysterious Girlfriend-X, and Beast Master. My favorite shounen is Naruto, Bleach, Veritas, Beelzebub, Karin, and Tiji-Kun. My favorite seinen is Chocolat, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Blade of the Immortal, and Seikon no Qwaser.

Books: (coming soon...)

Movies: (coming soon...)

Music: I'm fairly eclectic when it comes to music. I'm not much for the hip/hop or rap genres, nor do I enjoy country. Other than that, I'd say I'm pretty open minded. I listen to a lot of music while I write, but usually only Indie and Rock.

(Alternative & Rock) Foo Fighters, Incubus, Stone Temple Pilots, Fiona Apple, Green Day, Evanescence, Ben Folds Five, The Offspring, Scissor Sisters, Interpol, Coldplay, Gorillaz, No Doubt, Shiny Toy Guns, The Clash, Dredge, R. E. M., Billy Idol, Beck, Tori Amos, Adema, Nirvana, She Wants Revenge, Bush, Matchbox Twenty, Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Live, Placebo, Nine Inch Nails, The Strokes, The Cranberries, Dresden Dolls, Modest Mouse, Muse, The Wallflowers, Cold, Collective Soul, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Everclear, U2, Jimmy Eat World, Garbage, Franz Ferdinand, Maroon 5, Third Eye Blind, Pearl Jam, The Killers, Dave Matthews Band, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Vertical Horizon, Red Hot Chili Peppers

(Metal) Disturbed, Type O Negative, Deadsy, System of a Down, Tool, Rob Zombie, Five Finger Death Punch, P.O.D., Beastie Boys, Slipknot, Rage Against the Machine, Static-X, Dimmu Borgir, Dethklok, Danzig, Dry Cell, White Zombie, Killswitch Engage, The Misfits, Marilyn Manson, Shai Hulud, Iron Maiden, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Rammstein, Deaftones, Lordi

(Classic Rock) Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Deep Purple, Stevie Wonder, The Police, The Rolling Stones, Marvin Gaye, David Bowie, Queen, Supertramp, The Eagles, Genesis, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Who, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Grateful Dead, The Doors, Heart

(Reggae) Bob Marley, Matisyahu, Burning Spear, Sublime, Ziggy Marley

(Indie) Rooney, Air, Death Cab for Cutie, Vampire Weekend, Say Hi To Your Mom, MGMT, Peter Bjorn and John, Band of Skulls, Voxtrot, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mono, Radical Face, Pinback, Doves, Iron & Wine, Tegan and Sara, Ween, Portishead, Flunk, The Decemberists, The Shins, Bat for Lashes, Guster, The Sundays, The Postal Service, Band of Horses, Phantom Planet, Arcade Fire, The Cardigans, The Perishers, Rogue Wave, Radiohead

Shipping Wars, as explained by the Dread Pirate Nihilo: Gah. Shipping wars. I guess you should know where I ship to... Well, I'm pretty into crack parings. You'll never see me write a cannon relationship unless its Shikamaru/Temari (Naruto) or Shunsui/Nanao (Bleach) because they're the only cannon-esque couples I care for. I like Kankurou/Tenten, Neji/Tenten, Itachi/Sakura, Kakashi/Sakura, and even Lee/Sakura (come's kinda cute). I also am a big fan of Gaara/Hinata (like you couldn't tell) and Neji/Hinata (yah, I know it's incest, but I don't really care a whole hell of a ton considering they're fictional anyway). As far as Bleach... Well, I really like Toshiro/Rangiku, but I also like Gin/Rangiku. I'm a big Orihime fan (man, why do people hate her so much?), but not particularly with Ichigo. I like Ulquiorra/Orihime, Grimmjow/Orihime, Kenpachi/Orihime (um, big surprise, yah), Uryuu/Orihime, Urahara/Orihime (very few of these, but it's got a naughty school girl kind of feel to it...), and for some reason Dark Ichigo/Orihime. I've also read these really good Mayuri/Isane stories (ahem, see Illegitimi in my fav authors) that I highly suggest reading. If you even have a vague, passing fancy for these pairings, check out my fav stories, because that's basically it.



Midnight Snack Even though the bitter cold of the wall stung her delicate cheek she could not cry out – it was not allowed. Lemon, Neji/Hinata


As a person with more imagination than time (being a fulltime job and fulltime student sucks), I frequently find myself writing stories in my head, some of which even make it to paper…word processor…whatever. I decided that I should post a little corner of future projects…because I’m arbitrary like that.


The Magnificent Inoue Orihime: My Life in the Kidou Corps Sometimes, when she’s feeling particularly vindictive, Orihime envisions stabbing people in the eye with her four inch stilettos. Boy, does she hate being a magician’s assistant.

-- This will probably be the next novel-length story I publish. The story came to me after re-watching the Turn Back the Pendulum arc. In that arc it shows Tsukabishi Tessai (Kidou Corps Commander and Grand Kidou Chief) and Ushouda Hachigen (Vice Kidou Chief) all dressed to impress in their TOTALLY FLAMBOYANT MAGICIAN COSTUMES! Seriously, it was like the most wonderful joke ever! The Kidou Corps are a bunch of little boys playing magician. They even refer to casting spells and all that. So, it got me thinking (especially after Ukitake commented how reclusive the Kidou Corps were), what exactly are the Kidou Corps like? Well, this is Inoue Orihime’s story in the Kidou Corps, I hope you enjoy it.

Soda Pop Suicide What was he doing? Uryuu was ready to hit himself over the head – maybe he’d fall to the ground and die. No one would have to know he died peeping on Orihime. Uryuu/Orihime

-- This one will pretty much be smut...and humor. Because isn't being a sexually frustrated high school student hilarious!?

Wedding Date The more humorous but equally smut-filled sequel to Play Date. Kenpachi/Orihime

-- It's comin', people...mostly because I have to force it, though. Good news is that it's long, and there's more smut. Bad news is that it's been ridiculously difficult for me to finish!!


Girl in the River “I am not like Naruto,” Gaara continued confidently, dominantly. “I am not your friend, and am under no compulsion to respect your desires in this matter. Like you said, I am kind, but not weak.” Gaara/Hinata


Well…true story… I was writing Chapter 15 of The Divine Winds of Suna (DWS) when something hit my like a block of rocks. It was a cold, hard, inescapable fact. I couldn’t finish the story with a happy ending. NOT until there was more SUFFERING!!

I’m practically some kind of sadist, because I can’t even imagine a story where my characters don’t suffer. Like A LOT. Not always physical suffering. Usually it’s the emotional kind.

Also, it’s not like I hate happy endings. Actually, they’re a must. After all the suffering, there’s a cathartic ending, in which – even if they aren’t perfect – things are still good. It’s how I am.

So, DWS couldn’t get a happy ending. Sorry.

However, it was also during Chapter 15 of DWS that my crazy started working again, and I was able to plan out enough material for two more sequels, and also two (to three) interludes. At work I wrote down a rough plot outline and the titles.

The Divine Winds of Suna He was Strong and she was Weak. He was a Predator and she was Prey. The only use he had for her was her Byakugan. So why couldn't he stop looking at her? Why was he always thinking about her? And why did he have this overwhelming desire to touch her? Gaara/Hinata (Complete)

Interlude: Dance on Strings Kankurou and Tenten are on a joint mission to assassinate a traitor from Suna who has stolen one of Tenten’s prized weapons. Kankurou/Tenten–centric story that takes place between The Divine Winds of Suna and The Hell Fires of Konoha

The Hell Fire of Konoha After two years of separation, Hinata unwillingly returns to Suna as part of a treaty between the two villages. When an enemy targets Suna and Konoha, Hinata’s skill as a kunoichi is needed, drawing her and Gaara together once again. Gaara/Hinata

Interlude: Shadows on the Heart A Shikamaru/Temari–centric story that takes place between The Hell Fire of Konoha and The Scorched Earth of Iwa.

The Scorched Earth of Iwa Concluding story in the trilogy. Gaara/Hinata

(possible conclusion/timeskip)

How is it even possible that I can be so neurotic? This isn’t my first fanfiction…not by a long-shot. But this IS my first Naruto fanfiction. It’s a huge project I’ve planned for myself, especially since it’s an EFFING TRILOGY! With INTERLUDES! What was I thinking? Well, I was thinking that if I didn’t finish the story properly that it would haunt me and disembowel me in my sleep.

Awesome, huh?

So, I know people will probably get sick of this story, and maybe they’ll stop reading and accuse me of joy-writing (which I imagine is similar to joyriding – a pleasure ride in an automobile, esp. when the vehicle is driven recklessly or used without the owner's permission). And that’s all fine. I DO write primarily for myself, but I like for other people to enjoy my fanfiction as well.

This rant is long and ridiculous, so – in true manga style – I’ll say, I’M LEAVING FIRST!


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cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
A Parting of Ways by SingsWithWords reviews
He should have died. If Sakura had her way, he would have. And yet he lived to became an infallible ally, her closest friend, and perhaps something more. Co-written by myself and St.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Game of Hearts by Ellie-ellie reviews
there was something about that auburn haired beauty he just couldn't get out of his head : KENSEIORIHIME
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kensei M., Orihime I.
Quantum Mechanics by Illegitimi reviews
Quantum Mechanics is a set of principles describing physical reality at the subatomic level of all matter. In other words: The relationship between Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kotetsu Isane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 295,853 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Mayuri K., Isane K.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Class Act by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Collab with Sunny AU: Hinata is determined to become a more confident person. To help reach her goal, she signs up to be student dorm manager. Due to a mix-up, she winds up being in charge of a boy dormitory. Hilarity, crack pairings, and insanity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hinata H.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Angel of Darkness by Jeaniegirl reviews
What would happen if Orihime chose to stay in Hueco Mundo? Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Forgotten by GissyDoll reviews
What would happen if Orihime never got to say goodbye to Ichigo & now everyone thinks she's dead? She is now all alone in Hueco Mundo & Aizen orders Ulquiorra to do something he really doesn't want to do. Make her fall in love with me? UlquiorraXOrihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Espirito a la Fuga by Psy t r a n c e reviews
Trapped and alone in Hueco Mundo, Orihime wrestles with the blooming fact that Ichigo might be not coming to rescue her. Trust no one, protect yourself, but can she ultimately turn her back on a certain melancholic Espada? UlquiorraxOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,943 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Akaihanabira reviews
Her life morphs into a wicked tale as Orihime finds herself captivated by a man who’s cursed turning into a vile beast at night. To regain her freedom, she must break the curse before the rose gave away its last petal. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,488 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
High by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Moonlight Shadow by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:COMPLETE:. “Wait!” Orihime called to him, stopping Ulquiorra before he could reach the window. “There...there is one thing I want to know. Why--" Her voice caught in her throat. "Why couldn't I save you?" .:UlquiHime:.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Nothing Personal by pattie mayonnaise reviews
Inuzuka women never did go for normal guys. Normal guys never went for Inuzuka women, either. Mix high blood pressure and a mouthy young woman and you've got HanaIbiki, romantically. Other pairings possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hana I., Ibiki M.
Broken Purity by Ongaku Neko reviews
When you are in the worst of situations you seek out the best in people in hopes of making it through, even if it hurts you more in the long run. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Smell of Regrets by Ellie-ellie reviews
he looked down at her one last time, wondering if he’d ever see that innocent but lustful look in her eyes ever again : HISAGIORIHIME
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Shuuhei H., Orihime I. - Complete
Their First and Only: A Hyuga Tale by IDespiseTragedy reviews
That day, Hinata discovered that simply walking with Neji made each and every pebble on the ground special, the leaves somehow greener and the sky sing enchanting melodies to those who listened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Neji H., Hinata H.] - Complete
A Love That Can't Be by Ellie-ellie reviews
just what kind of love keeps breaking a heart : GRIMMJOWORIHIME
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Scarlet by thinking of england reviews
There is no place for our love in this world or your own. This fire will burn us both to death. UlquiHime. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Qualifying Exam by Illegitimi reviews
A short drabble inspired by 'Match Me' by x nihilo. A slight continuation of and insight between the relationship of Isane and Kurotsuchi after their initial 'date'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Mayuri K., Isane K. - Complete
The Cold Is To Be Endured by Enslavement-Thesis reviews
Nothing is easy, but sometimes the things that are hard are impossible. When Orihime loses those that meant the most to her, she is faced with a life in Hueco Mundo. The overall question is not whether she can adapt, but whether she can endure. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,501 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Sandman by Rhinst reviews
Take a naive Hinata, a stoic Gaara, a bunch of crazy pranks and a whole lot of sand. Put them together and what have you got?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,509 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
My Protector by Sleigh Belle reviews
She thinks she is protecting him only to learn that he has been protecting her. Neji/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,414 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Hyugacest : Theme Set by Hiasobi reviews
Neji. Hinata. And the hundreds of possibilities between them. Passion. Control. Death. Lust. Strength. Jealousy. Touch. Sacrifice. Arrogence. Posession. Balance. Love. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Secrets of the Snow by Seruleyan-Wings reviews
Hinata’s favorite memory with her cousin always takes place in the snow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
A Poor Imitation by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Change Hyuuga by gracemis reviews
Such an unlikely plan for Hinata to come up with, but she was determined to change the Hyuuga. Epilogue completed. Prequel completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,979 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Macabre by tranquilwriter reviews
GaaHina. All he wanted was to taste her blood. All he wanted was her. Who knew his conquest would only arouse more bloodshed than Hinata had ever seen in her life? One-shot. Rated M for violence, gore, language, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
A Little Game Called Domination by ashurahime reviews
Because of six months of captivity and a psychologically abusive captor, Orihime is drifting towards insanity. And so she takes out her hysteria on the only person she can. A story of hatred and lust where Ulquiorra's dominance is Orihime's deliverance.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Kuchizuke Kiss by ReverseTheWorld reviews
GrimmJow x Orihime!yays! Deep down he wanted him to be her prince charming. He was rude, evil and offensive but nonetheless there was a naïve part of her that imagined he was sweet and wonderful deep DEEP down. She wanted romance while all he wanted was..
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rendezvous d’Amour by Mikami reviews
AU. AliceUncas. Enjoyment is to be had at the most inappropriate of times and missing Uncas for weeks on end doesn't help Alice a single bit.
Last of the Mohicans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Contradiction by leafiephoenix reviews
Innocence. Purity. Chastity. Grimmjow Jeagejaques is a far cry from all three. But then, so is Orihime, even though no one seemed to be able to notice it except him. Rated for language and a hint of lemon. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers by Cella N reviews
She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Imminence by Cella N reviews
That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Distance Erased by thursday-kat reviews
Hinata had come to ask his advice and had found, instead of the shinobi she knew, a man she didn’t. NejiHina [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Until The Stars Fall by PenCorp reviews
He would ghost her steps, until the stars fell from the sky. NejiHina. New title, with credit to Sunako No Ai, because I sincerely liked her idea much better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
Downward Spiral by AubreyWitch reviews
In which Neji is screwed, literally. ONE SHOT LIME NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Make a Sound by FatedtoFall reviews
She has to be quiet, even if she can't quite recall why. [Neji x Hinata Kink. Except not.] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
In Which There Is Food And Screaming by Cella N reviews
Guard duty is painful. And very loud. ORIHIME. URYUU. ULQUIORRA. On the powers of nutrition.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
8 Years by Teh Shadow of teh Smex reviews
Horrible news arrives from Suna. Can Hinata overcome her feelings for Gaara,...period?GaaHina Lime included. o
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Treatise on the Price of Sugar in the Edo Period by Sintari reviews
Nothing can be too good for you if you've never wanted it anyway. MugenFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Rebirth Of A Phoenix by Cella N reviews
He will not kill her, though. He will just turn her into something…beautiful. ORIHIME. AIZEN. GIN. ARRANCAR. Lessons on the human mind: when in danger, you make the best of it. Or you die. [DARK]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2006 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Broken Touch by Mariagoner reviews
In the end, his thoughts always seem to go back to Hinata. But that's really not his fault. Neji X Hinata, NejiHina. Potentially disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
5 Years by Teh Shadow of teh Smex reviews
Faith desides that Gaara and Hinata meet up again, 5 years later. A lot of fluff, GaaHina en a limeon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
730 Days by Teh Shadow of teh Smex reviews
The last part from my GaaHinastory! Gaara and Hinata meet up again, but this time there is a painful question burning inside of her, will she be able to overcome her morbid shyness and tell it to him? And how would he react? GaaHina Lime included!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
365 Days by Teh Shadow of teh Smex reviews
Hinata had waited a year for him, counting every day without him. The Sequel on the previous story 1 Day. GaaHina, fluffy stuff, and a lime to end it up nicely
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
1 Day by Teh Shadow of teh Smex reviews
Everytime she tries to fit in, her shyness kicks in, making her feel embarrassed. But what if she meets someone who's finding even more trouble with the world around him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Span of a Relationship by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
A series of short interconnected drabbles using themes from the ikkanemu community on livejournal. [Ikkaku x Nemu] [UPDATE 04.20.2006]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Ikkaku M., Nemu K.
A Little Lower Please by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
GaaHina. Gaara and Hinata do something very relaxing.. But what, exactly?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
What Lies Between by The Midnight Fox reviews
A retelling of the movie with more interaction between Uncas and Alice. The story begins with the attack at the glade and will eventually conclude at the cliffs. Rated mature for sexual content.
Last of the Mohicans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Precious Words by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Yachiru wants Ikkaku to do the frog dance! He's not too keen on the idea. Can Nemu be of any help? [Ikkaku x Nemu]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Ikkaku M., Nemu K. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Abstinence Education by Madame Manga reviews
Rin was sure Manji was listening to the soft splashing noises as she dipped her hands and sluiced the dust and sweat from her arms and breasts. Perhaps he imagined the shapes the water took, flowing over her body and filming her skin.
Blade of the Immortal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Interlude One: Dance on Strings reviews
Kankurou and Tenten are on a joint mission to assassinate a traitor from Suna who has stolen one of Tenten’s prized weapons. Lemony goodness ensues, rating will up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kankuro, Tenten
The Divine Winds of Suna reviews
He was Strong and she was Weak. He was a Predator and she was Prey. The only use he had for her was her Byakugan. So why couldn't he stop looking at her? Why was he always thinking about her? And why did he have this overwhelming desire to touch her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,548 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Play Date reviews
Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/15/2009 - K. Zaraki, Orihime I. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Her reviews
She liked a lot of things about him. The way he basically ignored her if he saw her on the streets. The way he would scent her after sex, running his nose up the column of her back. Mostly, Ino liked the way Kiba never told her that he loved her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete