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Joined 06-27-09, id: 1985596, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Hellsing.

Do things about myself go here?

Well, my name is Nemesis. I go by Nemmy for short.

I live in a cave in Sweden knitting sweaters for needy Norwegian trolls.

And I speak conversational German and Finnish.

Barely.

I am god at writing fics and then not updating them.

Don't be surprised if I put a story up and don't update for almost a year... I've done it before.

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The Multiple Stories Of slut Canada by thisnullvoidlife reviews
Just a collection of drabbles. Every chapter will be sexually suggestive in one way or another. Yaoi. slut!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,084 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Canada - Complete
Mixed Up and Backwards by Fred-the-Moose reviews
England is never around. France kidnaps America. Can't spell SMUT without the M! I know it's a weird pair, but give it a try! I promise it will be good!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - France, America - Complete
Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Choke by minn's.star reviews
"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,478 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Fourteen Days by KuroRiya reviews
Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,122 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
To Tame a Viking by NocturnalUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Trust Me by glisana2 reviews
This is a vampire- not human story Sookie finds out she pregent, but Eric thinks she cheated on him-and if the stories are true-with Sam. How can Sookie convince him that she didn't cheat on him or will he just end up killing her?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sookie, Eric
How to Lose Your Virginity by Miggery reviews
Surely Matthew Williams isn't your average 19 year-old. He works at a sex shop, his best friend is a contract killer, and 14 different people are pursuing him, including a sexy albino man. For what reason? One million dollars. Rated M!PruCan YAOI.Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,334 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Teacher's Pet by GiveUpResistance reviews
What happens to Tino and Berwald when the stakes are raised and a one night stand could turn into a disastrous scandal? AU SuFin, Yaoi BoyxBoy yumminess, DL DR. Various side pairings Currently on Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - [Finland, Sweden]
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Liechtenstein x Prussia: Maiden and Unicorn by DrivebyReader reviews
It started as a response to the Hetalia 100 day fiction challenge and then it just grew. What happens when the most sheltered and lucky of nations falls in love with the awesomely troubled and unlucky ex-nation Prussia? Fluff, angst, and smut as these two struggle to find a place for themselves in the world and heal the past through the power of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 132 - Words: 319,902 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
The True Beauty Of A Withered Camellia by ManekiKeneko18 reviews
Kiku's life has been anything but easy, after he is sold off to a brothel he must come to terms with his situation. Things start to change for the better when an estatic blonde with a big heart comes into the "Scarlet Peony" brothel. Will romance ensue?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,653 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - America, Japan
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Flesh Wounds by Canute reviews
For some strange reason, Loki keeps waking with his arm stretched out towards something that isn't there.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Top Model by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Mathias is an unemployed, down-on-his-luck, twenty-something guy. When what he thought was going to be a one-night stand turned out to be a modeling job with the guy of his dreams, how will his life change? DenNor, M for later. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
I got you under my skin by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU, SUFIN, Berwald asks his favourite school student to do him a favour, with awkward results. CONTINUED. M for later chaps, Please read note. I have no clue what I am doing. DL,DR and enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,589 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Mommy Seras and Daddy Alucard by Nagini the Moon Goddess reviews
After finding and adopting an abandoned baby boy raised by Alucard and Seras , Hellsing encounters a new enemy linked directly to the boy's past. A Russian family seeks to destroy Nicholas in a vampiric power struggle. Will Nicholas defeat them? AxS, IxOC Rated M for violence, gore, mild nudity and profanity.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,554 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Alucard, Seras
Quixotic by NinjaSumoMuffin reviews
2. Foolish, impulsive, capricious. TinoxBerwald. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,266 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Finland, Sweden
A Bird in the Hand by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Are children matters of pride, or are they creatures of love? PruCan mpreg. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,994 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Peony Prize by Clockeater reviews
When Ivan goes to see a collector with Alfred, the last thing he expects to find is a boy as the jewel in Arthur's collection. AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Northern Lights by ChaosLydia reviews
What was it about this boy that drew him in so easily? Turkey is going to find out. Turkey/Canada. This is apart of the Realms universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,438 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Turkey, Canada
Pearly Whites by Reverberating Winds reviews
Sometimes, it takes a routine dentist appointment to bring people together. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea to flirt while on Vicodin. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Voyages en pays nordiques by coeurgryffondor reviews
"What was that?" the French nation hisses, his eyebrows knit in confusion. The father shrugs. "French," he mutters, taking in the restaurant. Peter giggles. / Followed by "Paris-Gare de Lyon" and "Billet".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sweden, France - Complete
Something To Remember by PhoenixPheathers12 reviews
Matthew has lived a life of solitude, ignored and forgotten frequently by his friend and family. When he finds himself unable to bear anymore, he meets Gilbert, and everything changes. PruCan, USUK, mpreg. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,865 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia
King and Consort by Nur Misurr reviews
They knew it was coming. The time to sacrifice her to the King of Purebloods. Kaname/Yuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 470,234 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Smile by Linnea7299 reviews
Spain's smile sets Sweden at ease
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sweden, Spain - Complete
Real Life by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
AU He treats his ills with daily pills. He lives his life full of strife. A life surreal, not always real. Arthur lives with a disorder called schizophrenia. When he meets Alfred, he thinks he's found something real. Alfred/Arthur USUK other pairs inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,140 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain, America
Technological Romance by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Some endings are new beginnings, and some new beginnings are facilitated by small children, teddy bears, or the Hetalia Dating Service. M for later chapters. AU. SuFin. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Corrupted Convictions by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Wang Yao is accused of murder and is sentence to jail. When he arrives he finds it is filled perverts, thugs and murderers, so how can he survive? Did I mention his cell mate is a crazy psychotic Russian? Yaoi, Rochu, BoyxBoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Kings and Queens by contraband lollipop reviews
This is the untold story of the unorthodox bond that Germania and Rome share, from the point of view of Germania, from start to finish. *Contains gay smut, M-Preg and over all historical liberties.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Je Suis Qui Je Suis by woodbyne reviews
AU. After being dumped for Alfred's new job Matthew is strung out, addicted and miserable. Broke and in need of a hit he visits his dealer, who gives him a bad batch of heroin and leaves town. He's saved by blue eyes. FrancexCanada, Schutzengel back story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
I'm Your Favourite Drug by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Alfred reluctantly went along with his friends when they brought him to a strip club, but when his eyes fell upon a certain performer he no longer felt reluctant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Evidence by FantasticMr.Socks reviews
It's an affair, it's all it ever is and all it ever will be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Innocence by Europe28 reviews
The English nation gave a slight groan, clutching at his chest with one hand, and trying to control Alfred's feet with the other. "Now, now," Francis arrived with obedient little Matthew in toll, "you mustn't kick England, he's not as tough as you,"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,188 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Goodbye, Papa by coeurgryffondor reviews
Francis has one request before Arthur sends him back: a chance to say goodbye to Matthew. / 1763. I enjoyed being able to use my knowledge of French on this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Second honeymoon, aru by Hasegawa reviews
Daily happenings in Kirkland-Wang family. The 'Tea lovers' kouchagumi family. Pairings: UK X CHina. Children: HK, US, Taiwan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - England/Britain, China
Necks Are Cracking Sideways by Graph reviews
All that mattered was her, her uniform unbuttoned, stretched out on my desk, waiting for me with my evening cigar clutched softly between her fingers. / A drabble. Integra/Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Integra, Seras
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Ice Ice Baby by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Let Me In by pocketfulofmumbles reviews
When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,409 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Finland, Sweden
A Christmas Accident by xGlass reviews
Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Sheet Hits the Fan by xGlass reviews
Finland gets irritated over the laundry. A fight ensues, amongst other things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Substitute Teacher by Geoduck reviews
Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Severus S., Seras
Inside Out by Fell's Blessing reviews
"Poland, you're so beautiful. No matter what clothes you wear or what makeup you put on. No matter what you try to change, I'll always feel the same. I will always see you from the inside out." Oneshot, LietPol, lemon, smut, more comfort than hurt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Sensual by wasup1212121 reviews
It's Tino's and Berwald's first time, and Tino is quite nervous. However, a little technique that Berwald has come with may make Tino a little more excited... Yaoi, one-shot, and definitely smut you've never seen before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Good Vibes by wasup1212121 reviews
Tino's been stuck in a rut from so much work lately, and doing chores doesn't seem to help him. However, when doing laundry one day, he and Berwald suddenly find the washing machine to be very, very exciting... yaoi/one-shot/human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Police Uniform by gaaralover15 reviews
This is the sequel to "The Nurse Outfit." This is what happens when Gilbert returns the favor to Roderich. Human names. Contains yaoi and smut. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Nurse Outfit by gaaralover15 reviews
How can the awesome Gilbert's day get any better? What if a certain aristocrat decides to dress up. Human names. Warning: smut and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Tall Cold Grass by Jacquzy reviews
It was wrong. It was disgusting. He was his brother, his dearest baby brother, and he could still remember how he'd first found that small, frightened child, shaking behind the tall, cold grass. Warning for incest. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Swedish Bubble Bath by Kisshulover1 reviews
How could a nice little bubble bath end up so dirty? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Mile High Club by Fell's Blessing reviews
Poland feels rather unthrilled and asks Lithuania to do some saucy things with him on a plane. Unfortunately, Lithuania doesn't quite understand the concept of the "Mile High Club". Oneshot, LietPol, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Psychotic Release Syndrome by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"A few golden hairs are scattered over a crinkled pillow. Ivan doesn't think about the sunflower downstairs with its petals missing as if a pair of rough hands tore them away." Insanity, angst, death. RussAme. No happy endings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Your Way Back Home by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
When it comes to Sweden, France is sure of three things. Kink-meme de-anon. M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - France, Sweden - Complete
Body Image by thelivinggirl reviews
We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Greater Expectations by Verboten Byacolate reviews
GakuHeta AU, in which alcohol leads to potentially hasty decisions, and Berwald keeps to his erotic fantasies. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Ensammast i Sverige by Aiden Empyre reviews
Berwald is an attack dog for a local mob boss. Tino is an ex-prostitute turned freelance photographer. A single meeting between two people with so little in common becomes something neither expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,470 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sweden, Finland
The Dreadful Warlock by UndyingSins reviews
Oneshot. While Arthur feels happy about Ivan's death by the Lich King's hand, he agrees to go with Alfred and crew to raid Uldaur. First he needs to give them evidence he can summon. He's in for a nasty surprise... Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Warcraft & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Supercruising by Impervious Marr reviews
"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Renfield Wasn't Crazy by Ergott reviews
University student Seras Victoria is given the daunting task of writing a critical essay on Dracula. She quickly runs into trouble, but soon receives some help from an interesting passerby. Chapter four is a revised version of one through three.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Seras, Alucard
Chamber Maid by UnionJack-O-Lantern reviews
"Hey there, shorty, you're not going anywhere but where I want you to, and that's between me, Blondie, and the wall." Alternate ending to Open It. Rape Lemon & Threesome, Gilbert/Lilli & Gilbert/Lilli/? .:threeshot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Paint It Red by Red-Angel07 reviews
Summary: An upcoming war is approaching along with vampires and others of the supernatural. Will the nations come together for another possible world war? Nation/Human names will be used and some OCs.
Crossover - Hellsing & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010
The Second Glass by Jennifer Horrace reviews
Double Chapter update and Completed! Rated M for Lemons. Ever wondered what that second glass on Alucard's table was for? Well he's saving it for a special purpose. For Seras. I stink at summaries so please read! Comments encouraged. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,061 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Hot for Teacher by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew has always had a crush on Arthur, his best friend Alfred's older brother. Alfred really, really likes Matthew. Unfortunately, Arthur is Matthew's new teacher. Alfred is not happy. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, Canada
Lolita by surprisedreader reviews
Netherlands comes home after a long day wanting to do nothing more then hide away in his room till the end of time. The idea sounds even more apealing when he finds a cute girl waiting for him. Netherlands/Canada Not a gender-bender! Cross-dressing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Crystal Palace by Caithyral reviews
Naruto and Sasuke;the final battle has arrived.Sakura in an effort to stop them,releases all of her power in A blow,which gives more than expected,and Sakura dissapears.Later she is recovered,in a different place,a different time, by an orange haired boy
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,769 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Diamonds for Miss Braginski by LePetitPappillon reviews
The reasons for these sentiments did not make themselves crystalline; perhaps they were birthed from the pain implanted into his own core by that bloodied surgical knife, or the simple cause that the girl had carried tightly as the blush upon her cheeks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 90,800 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Not For Sale by Doc Scratch reviews
Ukraine has not been heard from in a week. Canada, feeling an especial sense of unease for the situation, goes searching for her. Unknown to him, she has been abducted by human traffickers with no knowledge of her true identity. Eventual Canada/Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ukraine, Canada
Boredom by preusterreich reviews
Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
At Papa France's house by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
Losing Touch by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
France looks up at him, something strange and soft dancing in his cobalt eyes. "Just let go, mon chéri," he whispers hotly against Sweden's lips, "I will not let you fall."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/16/2010 - France, Sweden - Complete
Cleanliness by Windswift reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, and there's an almost ritual aspect to Germany's clean-freak sprees that he can't quite place. Follows the Germany is HRE theory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rational Reasoning by phakno reviews
/Re-L&Vincent\ She couldn't run from this man, not even if she tried.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Re-l, Vincent - Complete
How To Get Fired From Your Job by RabidSheep reviews
Aizen and his crew are looking for work but hollows are simply not the working type. This involves nearly all the Espada with each chapter involving a new job. Reviews are loved.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Oh Captain, My Captain by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Mostly from Dok's POV; after the Major wins the battle, Seras becomes the Major's new Captain, and Dok's new sample supply. As they spend more time together, Dok grows much more fond of her. LONG one-shot. Dok/Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Seras, Doc. - Complete
Sleepless by duraburu reviews
Tired but unable to sleep, Seras wanders the halls of Hellsing mansion until something beckons her to her master's room. There she discovers what nightmares can do to you and how to cure them. Rated M for a reason. A/S pairing hopefully no fluff
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Syzael's Experiment by death princess saya reviews
Syzael is allowed to put one of his experiments on some of the male arrancars in Heuco Mundo. Its a serum that turns them into women! What will happen when the unsuspecting arrancars wake up the next day to find that they've been turned female?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
My Strawberry Kitten by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi, KenHana A/U : Heading home from work, Grimmjow passes a pet shop where he spots Neko!Ichigo in the window. Naturally drawn to him, he just had to take him home, and "train" the shy, wary, virgin neko. A series of lemons with some plot. :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
How the War Was Lost by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Before Integra can kill the Major, the tide is turned and Seras is forced to endure life as a soldier of Millennium--and the Major's disturbing attentions. Strong lemon SxM; implied IxM.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Seras, The Major - Complete
Son of the Dragon by Anonymous Psychofan reviews
After the sudden death of Integra, Alucard takes Seras to his homeland. But something lurks in the halls of Castle Draculae, something that has been centuries asleep. History takes a vampiric twist. The Son of the Dragon will rise again. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
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For Once reviews
"Really, nothing is bothering them right now, except for the time they wish would stop so they can stare at each other for a few hours more. And he will let her catch him doing it. For once. " ...Fluff galore.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
I Love It reviews
There's many things Sweden will always love about Finland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Poet and the Pendulum reviews
He never thought he would dream to be human.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Alucard
Suicide and Other Comforts reviews
Fed up with being a vampire, a monster, Seras sets on a path towards suicide.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Seras
There's a Zombie on Russia's Lawn! reviews
Russia has zombies invading his lawn! Will some sunflowers be able to save the day?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Russia - Complete