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Joined 06-27-09, id: 1985665, Profile Updated: 08-06-10
Author has written 5 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Higurashi/Umineko series, and Baccano!.

I'm pretty boring.

I like shitposting on various imageboards, visual novels, manga, creepypasta and tricking people into eating wasabi.

It's surprisingly easy to do.

I forget why I'm telling you this.

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Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Serendipity by xxfirebubblesxx reviews
serendipity: 1. The phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for. 2. Everyday life with two Data Entities. -collection of preseries drabbles-
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ryoko A., Yuki N. - Complete
Claire Stanfield Takes Chane and Looks on in Life by SavingtheGeneration reviews
Collaboration with Black Cat Running. This fanfic is about Claire Stanfield. Throughout this story we watch Claire and Chane's love for each other bloom. An angry Graham and Ladd out for revenge, and Claire somehow acquiring immortality. Read and review!
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
You're My Wonderwall by alacrityfields reviews
Masaomi Kida has a problem. XOver with Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Masaomi K. - Complete
Interesting Experiences by Arty d'Arc reviews
For Kyon, kissing Haruhi was always an interesting experience. Oneshots and snapshots exploring in reverse a relationship between our favorite deity and her cynic. Will not be continued.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
History Lessons by Earth Star reviews
sequel to History Repeats After Kyon witness the frightful encounter of Haruhi meeting his mother, he learns some useful tips from his father.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
How the Game Was Won by Arty d'Arc reviews
Maybe that's why it happens. Why she steps closer, why he doesn't turn away. Why their lips, already wet with rain, meet to get wetter as tongues slip in. Maybe that's why they don’t stop. Haruhi x Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Cat's Curiosity by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Like a cat, Haruhi found herself growing curious about a certain matter. But like a cat, she was growing impatient.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Interation 9,183 by TakariCritic reviews
Takes place during Endless Eight Volume 5 , on the 9,183rd time the SOS Brigade goes through those same two weeks of summer. But something's slightly different about how this particular interation ends.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Ten Hundred Thousand Suns Rising to Hail You by Cytrus reviews
Suzumiya Haruhi was God. But when that became the last hope, the only thing this world could rely on...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Haruhi S., Tsuruya - Complete
The Waiting by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Haruhi x Kyon, hints of Koizumi x Haruhi Kyon's fall, from Haruhi's eyes. Runs parallel to The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi novel.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Uniforms by BeatleBomb reviews
Rummaging through boxes in their new home, Haruhi and Kyon come across their old North High school uniforms and get themselves into a rather... heated situation. And in front of their kids, no less!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
History Repeats by Earth Star reviews
Kyon is a witness to the most frightening event to take place. Haruhi talks to his mother.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Life is Funny by KChasm reviews
It's healthy to laugh.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Kyon, Tsuruya - Complete
For If He Knew by Understandably Confused reviews
Our Great Lord Kyon... doesn't really have a nice ring to it, does it? Well, let's hope he never discovers the truth, then.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Elusive Dominion by Cytrus reviews
The ambition was: Infinity. The means towards it was: Haruhi Suzumiya. The only thing they lacked was a maestro to bring all the pieces into their hands... That is, until this day.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Human Too by Understandably Confused reviews
She tries far too hard to make the world notice her
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Perspectives on Kyon by Kittengrl39 reviews
Perhaps we have misjudged. Perhaps he is the one that is special. Kyoncentric
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Plan for Destruction by The Cactus reviews
Kyon's plan on how to destroy the world.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Random Thoughts by The Cactus reviews
Kyon's going to destroy the world.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Of Wishes and Weaknesses by Maelynne Naveen reviews
Of all people, Haruhi Suzumiya should really be careful what she wishes for. Haruhi x Kyon oneshot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Completely Foreseeable Complications by Maelynne Naveen reviews
Why exactly were we in this precarious situation? As usual I blame her. Haruhi x Kyon oneshot!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Chimerical by Crazy Moonfox reviews
[1sentence based] What Haruhi Suzumiya wanted, Haruhi Suzumiya got. It was as simple as that.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Architecture by Cytrus reviews
Before Kyon even became aware of its existence, the Macrospatial Quantum Cosmic Existence had already made the first move. The game has begun. Tsuruya centric. Takes place during Snow Mountain Syndrome.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Tsuruya - Complete
Faith by Oroko reviews
On the night the world almost ended, their friends gathered on the other side, praying for their safe return. Waiting can be painful, but sometimes, all we have left to cling to is our faith in God. [SPOILERS]
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
First Kiss by Saiyume reviews
Kyon muses about his first kiss. Spoiler: Ep. 14 KyonxHaruhi
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Hairstyles by Arty d'Arc reviews
Kyon reflects on the trials and tribulations of Haruhi's hair. Oneshot. KyonHaruhi. Please ignore the category comment, now that we actually have one.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
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Corkscrew reviews
The first time Eve Genoard ever drank was with Luck.
Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Luck G., Eve G. - Complete
Tap Water reviews
Nice, Jacuzzi, and a hotel with a nice jacuzzi.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Jacuzzi S., Nice H.
A Slight Overreaction reviews
While not participating in trials or kicking ass in general, the Head Inquisitor of Heresy has a typical boring desk job. For Dlanor, exterminating cockroaches is a comparatively pleasant alternative.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Symbiosis reviews
They function together, both in perfect, harmonious denial.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
With You reviews
She goes through life searching for interesting things, when what she's most interested in is already close.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete