About me- Call me Vita. It means life in Italian. :)

Well Hey observers of my profile! My new Pen Name is Utterly Ostentatious and it used to be xXIMMORTALGIRLWithWingsXx or something like that. It was due for a change. And this is basically where I just ramble about my life...It's so boring I'll be updating pretty often now :) Ok question for those creepers actually reading this (hahaha just joshin' ya! You're the best!) if a director (for a play) says 'There will be cuts' and then goes on to try to include 30-something people in a 15 part production, would that bother you? Cuz it bothers me. And, no I really don't expect you to answer so whatever :))

Did any one see the movie Tangled? Cuz I swear I fell in love with Flynn Rider. I'm not even kidding, he's EFFIN' AWESOME! ANd the new Narnia movie, go see it. Right now. Yeah I'm talkin' to you! (Geez, De Niro much?) You, sitting on the couch getting into that Sodoku book! Hahaha yeah I don't care what the critics say, but I've been a fan for my whole life and if they haven't read the books well then they can go sit in a ditch for the rest of their miserable existence. ...Ahem...Sorry 'bout that. I just get really defensive when people say mean things about Narnia...As you can see... ANY ROAD! Seriously. I'm not kidding, you NEED to see this movie. So yeah... FESTIVUS! (Another thing that bothers me. No one knows about Seinfeld!! And if anyone doesn't know what that is (you poor uncultured souls...) its the funniest show ever! Honestly, the cast is full of theatrical geniuses.)

Another movie you HAVE to see is 'I am Number Four'. It just came out on Friday the 18th and it's based off an amazingly awesome book. Plus the main character is played by Alex Pettyfer (yummy) and for the first oh 15 minutes of the movie he's shirtless... :D

Oh and I like slash, so if you don't *points at a door somewhere in the distance between bookshelves* then leave and let me live my Satanic life in peace. Drive safe now!

Favorite Color: Black, blue, and green.

Favorite food: Hmmm spaghetti and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

Favorite live action TV shows: Glee, NCIS, CSI, Law and Order SVU, Criminal Minds, and NCIS: LA, Psych, White Collar, House M.D. As you can see I enjoy crime shows.

Favorite cartoon: X-Men Evolution, Teen Titans, Ben 10.

Favorite bands/Singers: Paramore, Augustana, The Beatles, Coldplay, Elemeno P., Jason Mraz, and TRJA. To be honest I just listen to what ever I happen to like.

Favorite movies: In no particular order: X-Men, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man (one and two), Titanic, The Proposal, National Treasure, Inception, The Italian Job, POTC (all three), Harry Potter (The seventh was EPIC). I could keep going, but I won't for your sake.

Favorite musical: Phantom of the Opera. (Seen it 3 times, hoping for a fourth soon!)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Pendragon: A Journal Through Time and Space, The Chronicles of Narnia, Maximum Ride, and SO many more.

Favorite characters (in no particular order. Bolded are my absolute favorites.): Aqualad, Jinx, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Raven, Speedy (Teen Titans), Blaine, Mercedes, Kurt, Puck, Tina, Mr. Shue. (Glee), Tony, Tim M., Gibbs, Ziva, Abby, Jimmy (there's a REALLY good story about him named something like 'My name is Jimmy and I do exist', I highly recommend it :)), Ducky, G Callen, Deeks, Sam, (NCIS/NCIS LA), Blaise, Draco, Tom Riddle, Ron, Severus, Bill W., Charlie W., Gred & Forge

I did have pairings up, but like many of us on this site, I've realized that no one really cares about them. So... :)

To be absolutely honest to those who have nothing better to do than flame others, I am a full supporter of gay/lesbian/transgender youths and most of my stories under the Favorites category are slash.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Do YOU remember the 90s??

You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles. If you've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this: "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps". You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. When you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

For people that hate stereotypes: These apply to me. There's a longer list somewhere...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My friends are the kind who would spend hours on end trying to drown a fish. (They so are.)

Life's to short to blend in.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh when everyone tries to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at the people you hate.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

All of my stories are being rewritten because they are utterly horrendous. I am also working on a series of oneshots transcending different fandoms, so look forward to that!