Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, Supernatural, Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, and Gallagher Girls.
About me- Call me Vita. It means life in Italian. :)
Well Hey observers of my profile! My new Pen Name is Utterly Ostentatious and it used to be xXIMMORTALGIRLWithWingsXx or something like that. It was due for a change. And this is basically where I just ramble about my life...It's so boring I'll be updating pretty often now :) Ok question for those creepers actually reading this (hahaha just joshin' ya! You're the best!) if a director (for a play) says 'There will be cuts' and then goes on to try to include 30-something people in a 15 part production, would that bother you? Cuz it bothers me. And, no I really don't expect you to answer so whatever :))
Did any one see the movie Tangled? Cuz I swear I fell in love with Flynn Rider. I'm not even kidding, he's EFFIN' AWESOME! ANd the new Narnia movie, go see it. Right now. Yeah I'm talkin' to you! (Geez, De Niro much?) You, sitting on the couch getting into that Sodoku book! Hahaha yeah I don't care what the critics say, but I've been a fan for my whole life and if they haven't read the books well then they can go sit in a ditch for the rest of their miserable existence. ...Ahem...Sorry 'bout that. I just get really defensive when people say mean things about Narnia...As you can see... ANY ROAD! Seriously. I'm not kidding, you NEED to see this movie. So yeah... FESTIVUS! (Another thing that bothers me. No one knows about Seinfeld!! And if anyone doesn't know what that is (you poor uncultured souls...) its the funniest show ever! Honestly, the cast is full of theatrical geniuses.)
Another movie you HAVE to see is 'I am Number Four'. It just came out on Friday the 18th and it's based off an amazingly awesome book. Plus the main character is played by Alex Pettyfer (yummy) and for the first oh 15 minutes of the movie he's shirtless... :D
Oh and I like slash, so if you don't *points at a door somewhere in the distance between bookshelves* then leave and let me live my Satanic life in peace. Drive safe now!
Favorite Color: Black, blue, and green.
Favorite food: Hmmm spaghetti and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Favorite live action TV shows: Glee, NCIS, CSI, Law and Order SVU, Criminal Minds, and NCIS: LA, Psych, White Collar, House M.D. As you can see I enjoy crime shows.
Favorite cartoon: X-Men Evolution, Teen Titans, Ben 10.
Favorite bands/Singers: Paramore, Augustana, The Beatles, Coldplay, Elemeno P., Jason Mraz, and TRJA. To be honest I just listen to what ever I happen to like.
Favorite movies: In no particular order: X-Men, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man (one and two), Titanic, The Proposal, National Treasure, Inception, The Italian Job, POTC (all three), Harry Potter (The seventh was EPIC). I could keep going, but I won't for your sake.
Favorite musical: Phantom of the Opera. (Seen it 3 times, hoping for a fourth soon!)
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Pendragon: A Journal Through Time and Space, The Chronicles of Narnia, Maximum Ride, and SO many more.
Favorite characters (in no particular order. Bolded are my absolute favorites.): Aqualad, Jinx, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Raven, Speedy (Teen Titans), Blaine, Mercedes, Kurt, Puck, Tina, Mr. Shue. (Glee), Tony, Tim M., Gibbs, Ziva, Abby, Jimmy (there's a REALLY good story about him named something like 'My name is Jimmy and I do exist', I highly recommend it :)), Ducky, G Callen, Deeks, Sam, (NCIS/NCIS LA), Blaise, Draco, Tom Riddle, Ron, Severus, Bill W., Charlie W., Gred & Forge
I did have pairings up, but like many of us on this site, I've realized that no one really cares about them. So... :)
To be absolutely honest to those who have nothing better to do than flame others, I am a full supporter of gay/lesbian/transgender youths and most of my stories under the Favorites category are slash.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I Love my Dad:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Do YOU remember the 90s??
You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles. If you've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this: "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps". You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. When you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
For people that hate stereotypes: These apply to me. There's a longer list somewhere...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
My friends are the kind who would spend hours on end trying to drown a fish. (They so are.)
Life's to short to blend in.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh when everyone tries to figure out what the heck you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at the people you hate.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
All of my stories are being rewritten because they are utterly horrendous. I am also working on a series of oneshots transcending different fandoms, so look forward to that!