hi, this is my new ff.net acount. my first one was kitsune odorite but my boy friend changed the password and now i cant access it anymore.
anyway i cant really write for crap but if i do try beware it may stink. if you flame me i will flame you right back for being an idiot because i will warn you in my storys of wat to expect.
now i like yaoi and crossover fics as well as adventure and stuff in the general catagory, oh and gender bending fics. if u know any good ones feel free to recomend them.
quotes will be constantly updated. most of them are from stories on this sight and if I remember where i got them from ill put it with the quote. if i dont and u know feel free to tell me.
They’re rude mother fuckers too. It’s like they never heard that you need money to buy things. I blow their fucking minds because I can count.- from "Bandages" by Konitsu
"So, are you his girlfriend or a stalking victim?" ii was from a gundam wing fanfic
(...Harry had a sudden vision of him, facing down Voldemort – which could actually happen, he'd heard rumors that Voldemort hadn't actually been defeated, and that was such a wizarding move, not to check and see if magical Hitler was dead or not. He'd be standing over the Dark Lord – who appeared in his mind as a skeleton with a Hitler mustache in a hooded black robe, holding a scythe, because the wizarding world apparently had a phobia of photographs – and he would yell out, "This!" Blast from the wand. "Is for my father! This!" Another blast. "Is for my mother! This!" Blast. "Is for my forehead! And THIS!" Massive blast. "Is for ruining the opportunity to use perfectly good dramatic lines at inappropriate times!" Sometimes, he wondered about himself.) dont remember where i found it but if someone knows feel free to tell me
"You're only a pervert if they can prove you were looking," Kakashi said, "It's just like how a shinobi is only stealing enemy documents if they get caught."
"I hated telling the truth.
And I hated being forced to admit it to myself.
Sometimes denial was my best friend, but thanks to Itachi denial had said good bye and I had to embrace acceptance.
That was deep shit."
I am incapable of hating someone who, instead of using a spell to guard the Sorcerer's Stone, uses a logic puzzle.
"Fights between shinobi have a certain structure that must be followed, Naruto", replied Kakashi in his lecturing tone. "You start with either Threatening or Civilised Banter, then take up a Threatening Pose-"
"Like Zabuza appearing on his sword?" asked Sakura, fascinated in spite of herself.
"Yes, that is a good example. To continue, after the Threatening Pose you move on to Chatting as you Fight, in which you attempt to psych out your opponent with witty insults and cool one-liners."
"So what comes after that, Kakashi-sensei?" asked the orange blond, eyes sparkling with enthusiasm.
'Why is he never this excited about team training?' pondered the jounin. Detecting with his keenly-trained senses the distinctive sound of grinding teeth coming from the visibly-irritated Tsunade, he decided to summarise.
"The final part is the Cool Finishing Line, Naruto. Sadly, we didn't get to that…" oops! by Smylingsnake
"You don't get to start stealing in this family until the ripe old age of fourteen. You're nine. No ice cream." - the wellspring by vegakrist
"To admit that kid, your balls area made of brass. Acknowledging that I can kick your ass." sealed kunai by kenchi618
when we bring people back to life that is not the work of jesus, that is the work of a defibulator - from my friend crystal aka rye rye
Gabriel privately theorized that for a Winchester to rest at all easy, it was necessary to have at least ten means of committing homicide within arm's reach at any given moment.
What bemused him was that he couldn't quite decide if that was sad, funny, or vaguely reassuring. - For love is strong as death by sakuri
He didn't need to pull up schematics, or talk to Daniel's sad attempt at a programmed personality more to understand it. That wasn't the way magic worked. In its most raw form, magic was pure will, pure life, and pure chaos – all things that Loki possessed in abundance personally, which was why he was so good at what he did. Magic was a way of telling the universe just what you wanted it to be, and then when it protested that your desire was an impossibility, slapping the universe and telling it to go make you a cup of coffee because you were busy and didn't have time for all this arguing. Magic was a voice calling across the space and time, begging for someone with just an ounce of creativity to exist so that together, they could do great things and prove that a spark of the divine was real, and had had just about enough of this shit. -the calculator by anonymous on norsekink
Loki woke to the sound of people arguing.
This was not actually unusual. In fact, he tended to have that effect on people. He considered it something of a defensive mechanism, like poisonous insects being red or squids squirting ink. If he had everyone in the surrounding area at each other's throats, it gave him time to consider how best to turn a situation to his advantage. Or make it a thousand times worse. Whichever was best for combating boredom, really. -the calculator by anonymous on norsekink
"Take my advice. Don't try to out think him. I made the attempt once, when we were young, and I think it made something in my brain break. I woke up three days later with a mighty headache and no pants, on top of a glacier. I have no idea how I got there."- same as last 2
"You know what you do when life gives you a pile of crap? You light it on fire and put it on someone's doorstep. You don't sit around and smell it." - fighting spirit by cassandra cassidy
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