Author has written 19 stories for Dinosaur King, Digimon, Pokémon, Shugo Chara!, and Tai Chi Chasers/태극천자문.
We will stand as children of the Promise, we will fix our eyes on Him, our souls' reward. Till the race is finished, and the work is done,
We'll walk by faith and not by sight.
Hey, if you're reading this, you've found the profile of Kimiko Heroux! My favorite anime is Digimon, so that is the category I write the most in (but you will see other anime thrown in here too!). If you find some of my 'fics, good for you, and sometimes, not so good (my old ones are complete disgraces that probably should be deleted altogether). PM me if you feel apt to do so and I'll respond as quickly as I can.
I also have a tumblr account! I'm on often and I give plenty of updates on my fanfictions and such, plus all of the random randomness that comes with tumblr, including favorite character rants, emotional tags, and the occasional selfie! Feel free to follow me and join in on the fun!!! kimikoheroux.tumblr.com (link is broken, so just copy and paste!)
All of my Fanfiction cover art is given credit to their original creators and the franchise on which they're based. None of said art belongs to me, except for the fanfictions that they're to represent. I do not claim the cover art I use; please support the artist in their endeavors.
Fanfiction Names (mostly given by reviewers xD): Kimiko, Kim, Kimi, Kimi-chan, KH
Age: 21! (Wow, I'm old)
Birthday: October 26
Interests: Writing, sketching, running, various anime, being crazy XD, daydreaming, sleeping...zzzz
Random Things About Me: I'm a college senior at Carthage College (yeah, buddy!), I love to run (and my running buddies are near and dear to my heart), I used to play piano, I have a guitar in my room that I'm slowly beginning to miss playing, I am a Religion major and Creative Writing (and potentially also Asian Studies) minor, I'm addicted to doodling, I LOVE watermelon and can eat an entire one in one sitting
Also, I accept ideas and requests! At this time I'm very (as in very, very, very) busy, so Requests are currently closed. But hopefully things'll clear up and I can do more. And I'm very open to ideas when someone wants something special inserted in my fanfics, and they get full credit for the idea! :)
Here be the best quote I have ever read in a fanfic (or maybe it was because it was really late at night, cuz that makes everything frickin' hilarious):
"You look like a clown decided to drop Christmas on your head." Gold in adjustment by ohlookrandom
And for those who are interested, here's a list of current projects I'm working on, including some not posted (the fics not posted have a *):
If You Only Knew- BEING REWRITTEN (Tamers)
[In a] Blaze- Prologue (02) - Revising (Will be posted after finishing WYWG and/or IYOK)
When It Rains- Chapter 6 (Anime world) [On haitus; may or may not continue]
The Changed Ones- Chapter 3 (Anime world): A Collaboration with Zorua15 (on her profile) [On haitus]
[Unnamed Pokeshipping AU] - Unwritten (Anime world)
[Unnamed Mewtwo-centric AU] - In-progress one-shot (Anime world)
*Without a Sound - In-progress one/two-shot (Anime world)
In The End- Chapter 7 (Sequel to Lie To Me)
-Misc. Drafts (None of which are posted):
Promise Me - A Megaman.EXE fanfic I got an idea for. I wrote a fic about five years ago about Megaman EXE that totally sucked, so this is my chance to redeem myself. Based off of the EXE manga. Enzan/Chaud-centric. Inclusion of at least one OC.
A Kernal of Truth - A Ouran HS Host Club fic that I'm super eager to write. OC-centric.
[The Art of] Shadowboxing - A Digimon Savers fanfic. It's currently a one-shot I'm writing, but I have so many ideas that it may get expanded into a full fic. OC-centric. Pairings undecided.
-Anime I Want To Write Fics About:
Digimon Xros Wars
Sword Art Online
For your general reference/amusement, I'm a huge multishipper, so here's everything in Digimon I ship. (The ones marked with a * are my OTPs and what you'll most likely see in my fanfics)
Taiora* (Tai x Sora)
Sorato (Matt x Sora)
Takari* (TK x Kari)
Jyoumi (Joe x Mimi)
Koukari (Izzy x Kari)
Yamakari (Matt x Kari)
Kenyako* (Ken x Yolei)
Daiken (Davis x Ken)
Daikeru (Davis x TK)
Rukato* (Takato x Rika)
Jurato (Takato x Jeri)
Jenruki (Henry x Rika)
Hiroruki (Kazu x Rika)
Kenjuri (Kenta x Jeri)
Takumi* (Takuya x Zoe)
Takouji (Takuya x Koji)
Kouzumi (Koji x Zoe)
Yutazumi (Yutaka x Zoe)
Digimon Savers/Data Squad:
Tomato (Marcus x Thomas)
Yosaru (Marcus x Yoshino)
Yohma (Thomas x Yoshino)
Ikuchika (Keenan x Kristy)
Masami* (Marcus x Masumi - Toshiku Yumari's OC in her fanfic When the Lightning Strikes - check it out; it's worth the read!)
Tohmi* (Thomas x Masumi - Toshiku Yumari's OC - It's not intended pairing of her fic, but I ship it anyway!)
Digimon Xros Wars: (I honestly don't know the names of any pairings for this season x.x)
Taiki x Mizuki* (THERE ARE NO WORDS DESCRIBING HOW MUCH I SHIP THIS)
Taiki x Nene
Kiriha x Akari
Zenjirou x Nene
Koichi x Kari
Koji x Kari
Davis x Rika*
Kiriha x Zoe
Koji x Rika
Tai x Zoe
--And here are random quotes from the Digimon English dub that I found the least bit amusing (feel free to copy and paste your faves into your page if you want to):
"You didn't have to read it so well." Tai
"'Cause I'm the man!" Matt
"Ugh, I gotta go. Grandma fell asleep on TK again." Matt
"I suppose if you had a big black gear stuck inside of you, you'd act a little crazy too." Matt
"It's about the egg. The egg's already hatched!" *Tai looks at the egg he's holding* "Not that egg!" Izzy
"Oh joy. What a delightful activity! This activity is really delightful!" Izzy
"I'll have mine with mustard and jelly beans please." Izzy
"Too bad your brain isn't as big as your hair." Sora
"I just don't like to eat on an empty stomach." Joe
"The attention span of a gnat." Joe
"My tummy's ready for action!" TK
"Tai was making his fourth trip to the bathroom." Kari
"I'm stylin' dude!" Greymon
"Izzy, when I first met you, I thought that you were just another one of those computer geeks, but now that I've met you, I've realized that you are just another one of those computer geeks." Tentomon
"Tentomon to Izzymon. Do you read me?" Tentomon
"It's raining kids and Digimon again. I'm gonna have to start carrying around an umbrella." Frigimon
"What's hard to believe is how smart a handsome guy like me can be!" Davis
"Ya see, in Physics, there's this little thing called equalibrium. When you have two libriums that weigh the same, they're equalibrium!" Davis
"I said I'm studying French! Parlevoux!" Davis
"Dude! I'm gonna tear it DOWN!" Davis
"How about strip poker??!" Davis
"What do you want to do? Walk up there and say, 'Excuse me. Do you mind if we take a couple of minutes to tear down this building?'" TK
"He's just not a happy little buffalo!" TK
"We've reached a verdict! You're ugly!" Ken
"And a mystery meat covered in a green fuzz!" Matt
"Get off! You're crushing my brownies!" Izzy
"I just remembered that I forgot to remember something." Joe
"Drink this herbal tea. It's ten percent herbal, ninety percent tea." Joe
"My name is Veemon, but you can just call me Veemon." Veemon
"Maybe they're identical twins that look completely different!" Veemon
"This litterbox ain't big enough for the both of us." Gatomon
"He'll get sick, or as big as a house!" Takato
"I'm taking the day-old bread! And the day-old day-old bread!" Takato
"Stupid trees! She'll have us fighting *uses weird voice* stupid trees!" Henry
"Making eyes? *groans* Tamers don't do that!" Henry
"Touch my hair." Henry (oh Jen...)
"You have to be cute, don't you?" Rika
"So I threw it off a bridge!" Rika
"You are one strange banana." Kazu
"Such nice..." Kazu
"Time to go poo, buddy." Kenta
"Even though Suzie's mommy didn't think so, Suzie was a big, brave girl that could tie her own shoelaces." Suzie
"There's a mean kid on the phone! For Hendwy!" Suzie
"Henry! Get in here, you troublemaker!" Janyu
"Staring contest." Guilmon
"You have a problem with that poster?" Terriermon
"It's me! It's him! And aren't you happy to see us?!" Terriermon
"Running here and running there! Like a hyper teddy bear! RAWR!" Calumon
"What?! I'm not the pizzamon! It's every tummy for itself! Ruff!" Takuya
"Adios, Fuzzface!" Takuya
"Some of this, some of that, and I'm gonna make me a masterpiece! Meat, meat, meat!" Takuya
"My tummy feels like a melon!" Takuya
"And Takuya, king of I'm gonna be sick!" Takuya
"It's just so lavender!" Takuya
"You're weird." Koji
"Healthy, colorful, and guaranteed to flush out the pipes!" Koji
"There goes an accident waiting to happen." Koji
"Sexy dynamite!" Zoe
"I don't wanna hear it!" Zoe
"Stop that! You're scaring me! Uh, scaring Zoe." JP
"What's everyone looking at me for?! Eh, eh, EHH?!" JP
"I'm looking, and I'm kinda liking!" JP
"I don't know, but I dig it!" Koichi
"Well, then. Maybe I'm just weird!" Koichi
"Kids these days. So young, so mean." Bokomon
"Gimme the crayon!" Bokomon
"Cool! My ears are full of sand!" Neemon
"Do you think this will bounce?" Neemon
"Do I jiggle around when I dance?" Neemon
"The light boy! The light boy! The light boy, buddy!" Patamon
"Gotta dig! Gotta dig! Gotta dig, dig, dig!" Patamon
"Never miiind, get in the car." Marcus (his voice was so awesome right there)
"Whew! Fixed it!" Marcus
"At least we had these soft rocks to break our fall." Agumon
"And you should see what she does with her toenail clippings!" Lalamon
"You're in kitchen, Yoshi; you must be lost!" Lalamon
"We're temporarily out of road." Thomas's butler
Xros Wars (Japanese version as I refuse to watch Fusion):
"It's too early to fall over!" Taiki
"That's the whole kitch-en caboodle!" Zenjirou
"Yes, I, Zenjirou Tsuguri, have arrived from the neighboring town of the neighboring town!" Zenjirou
"This is the 'can't turn your back' phenomenon. Heh heh." Wisemon
"Total karate, mon!" Nene
And this be the best quote I've ever heard on Pokemon:
"I think I hear my mom calling!" Ritchie (as he jumps off the side of a ship)
This is one of the funnest things I've ever wasted my time doing!!! Try it, it's can be really entertaining! Just put in your top 10 favorite characters and off you go!!
What would you do if Number 1 [Takuya] woke you up in the middle of the night?
“Let’s go egg Koji’s house!” “You read my mind!”
Number 3 [Sora] walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
“WTH?!” *throws everything in sight at her*
Number 4 [Tai] announced he/she's going to marry 9 [Koichi] tomorrow?
“Uhh… I think you’re gonna need to run that by Koji first…”
Number 5 [Rika] cooked you dinner?
picks at dinner suspiciously* “What did you do to it?”
Number 6 [Henry] was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
drools* “Sooo pretty… I’m gonna bury him in the sand!! Muhaha!”
Number 7 [Koji] suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 [Marcus] got into the hospital somehow?
Me: "That really doesn’t surprise me." =.=
Marcus: “No pity or anything?!”
Me: “Of course not!” =D
Number 9 [Koichi] made fun of your friends?
What?! He wouldn’t say anything bad about anyone!
Number 10 [Zoe] ignored you all the time?
Probably because she’s scared of who I’m gonna ship her with next! *evil smirk*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 [Takuya] do?
Take care of them with his sheer bad-assery. What else?
You're on a vacation with 2 [Davis] and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Run away. He’s probably the one that made me break it in the first place.
It's your birthday. What does 3 [Sora] get you?
A date with Davis to make up for him breaking my leg. ;)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 [Tai] do?
He’s the one that started it, so probably figuring out who to pass the blame onto. Yeah, thanks.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 [Rika] do?
Stand in the corner and stare intently to make it even harder to not be embarrassed. So…she does what she usually does.
You're about to marry number 10 [Zoe]. What's 1's [Takuya’s] reaction?
Takuya: *snickering in corner* “Mission Spike-The-Punch: Success."
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 [Koji] cheer you up?
Koji: *Hands over Takuya* “Don’t break him. Well…actually go right ahead.”
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 [Koichi] support you?
Koichi: *Holds up big GO KIMI sign while wearing a shirt with my face on it*
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 [Zoe] do?
Number 1 [Takuya] is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Cuz he’s the awesomest dude ever and he’s got the kewlioist hair in the history of hair and he’s just so badass and he’s voiced by MICHAEL REISZ!
Number 2 [Davis] tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 [Koichi].
Me: O.O “Whoa…dude…whoa.”
You're dating 3 [Sora] and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Yeppers, it’s cuz all adults think I’m a little annngel! *pinches own cheek*
Will number 5 [Rika] and 6 [Henry] ever kiss?
OMG, yes I hope so!! *starts fangirling*
Number 6 [Henry] appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: “So, Henry, after you’re done with her, am I next???” =D
You had a haircut and 7 [Koji] can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
You want some of dis, don’tchya, boy?
Number 8 [Marcus] thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: “I’m sorry to say, but it’s probably true.”
Marcus: “WHAT?! IMMA PUNCH YOUR—”
Number 9 [Koichi] is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: *reading email* “KYAAAA!” *gets up and starts running around in circles, having fangasms*
You spot 10 [Zoe] kissing 1 [Takuya]. How do you react?
Me: *STOMP STOMP STOMP* “Back off, sista, he’s MINE!”
Could 1 [Takuya] and 6 [Henry] be soul mates?
…oh God, I hope not.
Would 2 [Davis] trust 5 [Rika]?
No, and for good reason. She has a certain thing against goggleheads.
Number 4 [Tai] is bored and pokes 10 [Zoe]. What happens after that?
The best cross-over pairing to ever spur.
5 [Rika] and 1 [Takuya] are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
The study of kick-assery
If 6 [Henry] and 3 [Sora] cooked dinner what would they make?
One hell of a meal.
7 [Koji] and 9 [Koichi] apply for a job. What job?
Male strippers. Two is always better than one.
8 [Marcus] gives 5 [Rika] a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: o.o *traumatized by the thought*
9 [Koichi] sketches what 6's [Henry’s] perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yes, because Koichi is pretty much the best matchmaker ever.
10 [Zoe] and 9 [Koichi] are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Let’s just leave this up to the imagination of the KoichixZoe shippers… ;)
1 [Takuya] accidentally kicked 10 [Zoe]?
Aww, man, Taku, you’re in for some serious sh*t now…
2 [Davis] sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 [Koichi] got it. What would happen?
Koichi: “You want to lick hot fudge off my what?!”
5 [Rika] and 6 [Henry] did a workout together?
And once again, girls would reign dominate while the lesser species is collapsed somewhere.
6 [Henry] noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I bet Kazu took the invite so there’s less competition at the party…
7 [Koji] won the lottery?
Koji, being the good son that he is, gives it all to his suffering mother so that—What, KOJI!? You spent it all already?!?!
8 [Marcus] had quite a big secret?
Marcus: *talking on phone* “Yeah, hey, Thomas? Remember last Tuesday when you came to find your house blown up and I told you that a meteor came down and hit it? Well, about that…”
9 [Koichi] became a singer?
He’d be a bigger hit than Justin Bieber. Girls would try to catch his sweat on their tongues when he’s performing on stage…
10 [Zoe] got a daughter?
Now, which dude is the father, that’s the real question!
What would 1 [Takuya] think of 2 [Davis]?
They’d be like bros. Taku’d probably pick Davis over Shinya XD
How would 3 [Sora] greet 4 [Tai]?
Sora: “Tai Kamiya! Did you upchuck in my hat again?!”
Tai: “He-hey, Sora…”
What would 4 [Tai] envy about 5 [Rika]?
Her ability to look awesome without needing goggles. (Tai: Ouch that was harsh)
What dream would 5 [Rika] have about 6 [Henry]?
Another thing to leave up to the imagination… -3
What do 6 [Henry] and 7 [Koji] have in common?
Awesome hair and the best siblings.
What would make 7 [Koji] angry at 8 [Marcus]?
Probably just about anything.
Where would 8 [Marcus] meet 9 [Koichi]?
At Koichi and Koji’s strip club. Duh.
What would 9 [Koichi] never dare to tell 10 [Zoe]?
His feelings, because everyone knows that Zoe is paired with everyone under the sun.
What would make 10 [Zoe] scared of 1 [Takuya]?
If he grew a mustache.
How do you feel right now?
Pretty good, thanks. That was a lotta fun!
This is the random stuff section! Feel free to read through it and absolutely lose your marbles.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
and something about stupid people:
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human?)
O,O Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!
Yeah, I'm not afraid to express my faith. Why else would I be a religion minor?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
To learn a little bit more about me...kinda...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blondeE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's(almost), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN(Austrian, is close enough...), so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (or at least school-smart)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (that bad/much, that is)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
Not all people are the same! Judging people by their appearance is just plain wrong!
These things are suprisingly fun to fill out!:
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
-- - --ρυт тнιѕ
-- -- --σи υя
-- -- --page ιf
-- -- --уυ киσω
-- - --ѕυмσиє
-- --ωнσ dιєd
-- - --of
-- -- --cancer
If I were a bird then I'd be free
Free to leave this misery
Now that I know that you're around
I'll slip away without a sound
Silence sits within my soul
Nothing left, nothing left to make me whole
To try again and start anew
To make the change to help me through
And as the rain begins to fall
Casting shadows on the wall
I close my eyes and dare the thunder
To break the spell that I've been under
Escape a world that cannot see
That all that's empty lies in me
To try again and start anew
And make the change to help me through
Makes me want to fly away
No reasons left to make me stay
To quit before I even start
To leave this darkness in my heart.
Crispin Freeman sung this in Digimon Frontier episode 30.
I love it! If you like Kouichi Copy and Paste this song into your profile.