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Hey everybody!! Yes, this a combined profile; one already having an account-the other new to this site.
If you ever see writing in this format, this is Ella!! :D I'm the one already with an account.
If you ever see writing in this format, this is known as the Szabo! :)
This is just where we will be writing what ever pops up into our heads...be prepared. Oh, and if you ever see a Twilight fanfic, it is most likely me because Szabo doesn't like it..
As you can see, Ella is obsessed with Twilight.
I LOVE GYMNASTICS!!
I have made a poem:
Gymnasts so graceful,
Practice Bars, Vault, Beam, and Floor
Gymnastics is life.
Sorry you had to read that... I will be focusing on putting all the copy+pasties quotes, while Szabo will be making this profile 'pretty'. And now, be prepared to read some random things... O_o
Who here loves Twilight?? Don't be shy, PM us!! Or...me because Szabo STILL doesn't like Twilight!! I thought that persuasion would work, because people, Twilight really is awesome...unless you are a Stick It fan who is here because of Szabo's story in Stick It that happens to be the only one there so far...and I'm lonely in the Twilight category...:( If you haven't read Twilight...go read it! Seriously, go, now, before Szabo updates with her awesome next chapter that I will see before all of you!! ;) Go. Read. Twilight.
Well, that entertained me for a good 2 minutes. What to do now??
Copy and paste this into your profile for random fun!
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then." copy and paste this into your profile
when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up by walking UP the stairs and made a complete fool of yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you keep reading these 'copy and paste this on to your profile' thingies and are starting to question yours and other's sanity, copy and paste
this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, paste this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...
If you are crazy enough to have just read through all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after taking medicine.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get it over with.
They say the truth sends you free. Then how come every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #35.
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10 Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
14 The beach
15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
16. Laughing at yourself.
17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you .
18. Running through sprinklers.
19. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
20. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
21. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
22. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
23. Playing with a new puppy.
24. Sweet dreams.
25 Hot chocolate.
26. Road trips with friends.
27. Swinging on swings.
28 Holding hands with someone you care about.
29 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
30. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much deserved present from you.
31. Watching the sunrise.
32. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
33. Knowing that somebody misses you.
34. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
35. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
As you can tell Ella got these copy and pastes!!
-- I need to talk about something important besides for gymnastics...
If you did not know, lemonade is my favorite drink- it is made our of lemons, sugar, and water!!
Here's a lemonade joke I found.. I think that I will make a poll to see what you think of this.
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins."
I don't even think that's a joke but whatever...
VISIT THE POLLS ONCE YOU READ THIS!!
I found some beautiful gymnastics poems..
When you're feeling down because your body hurts
When your hands are torn and your muscles ache
When the beam's so high and you feel you'll fall
When you feel you can't and want to stop it all
When the spring floor feels like concrete
When you feel you're spent and can't compete
And the bars, they seem so wide apart
And vaulting now is not in your heart
When all of this makes you feel like the pits
It's time to relax and think a bit
Of the hours and hours of hard work put in
It's time to collect the dividend
You know why you're here, what it's all about
You know there's no time at all for self-doubt
So get up, with both your body and your mind
And keep it going because you're going to find...
YOU CAN...you can do it with a little more grit
Get up, breathe deep - and GO FOR IT!!
Champions risk what others dare not
Patience is a man's greatest virtue,
"Goals.There's not telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. There's no telling what will happen when you act upon them.'
"We aim above the mark to hit the mark." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them."
What I Love
Don't ever try. Do it or don't.
Even if you fall down face first, you've gone forward.
You haven’t lost just because you haven’t medaled. You’ve lost when you know on that day, you could have got up and tried harder on that routine.
"If you don't leap, you'll never know what it's like to fly." -Guy Finley
"You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there."
Gymnastics: Flying without wings.
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