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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12860 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 5,315 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 309 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 351 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 280 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4232 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7052 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 4,972 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 333 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drinks After Work One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Bella runs into her high school crush at the bar after a bad day at work and decides to play a game. If she can avoid falling for him, she'll leave him wanting more. But she may find that losing is the best thing that ever happened to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,434 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Missing Hours by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
The missing scenes in Michael's apartment from 'TPD: Ten Out of Ten,' with bits translated from 'Ransom My Heart'. O/s. Lem.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Candy From Strangers by Chicklette reviews
2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 334 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Error in Concupiscence by sleepyvalentina reviews
Sometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by p.s. i enjoy acid pops reviews
My girlfriend wants to have sex. I think. I mean, yeah, to any guy that would sound really fantastic… but, um, I’m not any guy. And she’s not any girl. Michael’s POV of the Big Fight in PD8!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Persuasion by xxkoffeexx reviews
Due to her concern for Yamazaki’s lack of... motivation, Chiharu decides to take a different approach. What were they doing alone in that empty classroom?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Chiharu M., Takashi Y. - Complete
Power of Seduction by Mrs. Witter reviews
Rory Gilmore wants Tristan DuGrey to relax.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete