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Today, My hair is blue, I spin in circles, I burst into song randomly, I'm a strong willed southern girl who cant keep a fish alive for longer than six days. I have a hermit crab named Norman bates, and I'm a stickler for spelling.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever pimp slapped an annoying classmate, put this in your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. I chipped my tooth on it too!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. I SWEAR THEY ARE!!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6318 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People We Knew by CattyJen reviews
SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,914 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Name by earthbender068 reviews
sakura wakes up in bed hung over and next to kiba. what will her fiance think? a bite mark binds them together. can playboy kiba & engaged sakura figure a way out, but in the end will they really want to? kibaxsakura, choujixhinata, shinoxino, nejixnaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,236 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Love In An Elevator by youbettago reviews
I had a dream and this is it. A/H One shot of a hot hotel hook up. You know you want a lemon, clicky clicky. ;
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4979 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Avoidance by ineedcoffee reviews
My version of Dead and Gone set after the first chapter of D&G. Spoilers for all books, Gift Wrap, and Chapter 1 of D&G. Does not follow story line of rest of D&G. Rated Mature for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,094 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obsession of Sin by ChaoticReverie reviews
After years of traveling in the Feudal Era, Kagome's romantic feelings toward Inuyasha are redirected, and are escalating into something rather hazardous. Kagome/Sesshomaru
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,995 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Something's Ready to Break Here by gschelt reviews
Such intense desire has to reach a breaking point at some time. Pansy/Hermione femslash. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Pansy P., Hermione G. - Complete
Temptation by slytherin.princess.xox reviews
Blaise discovers that temptation - especially in the form of Hermione Granger - is difficult to resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Difference Between Siblings and Step Siblings by Angel1039 reviews
Two years later and the McDonaldVenturis are finally a family. But now its senior year for Casey and Derek. Things will change and everything will get turned around. Unfortunate events for the family bring Derek and Casey closer than anyone ever expected.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,942 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - [Casey M., Derek V.] Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
Airports reviews
Songfic bred from boredom. Sakura Gaara, decent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete