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The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Fire and Ice and Rosemary Tea by Waiting.At.The.End reviews
Sigurður works at a coffee shop and he finds himself being persistently courted by a certain Arthur Kirkland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Iceland, England/Britain - Complete
It Gets Me Places by Scrunchy reviews
He really is just a boy... I know that this is all a mistake; that I'm going to regret letting the boy manipulate me even as I manipulate him, but I can't help it. There's something about him that just makes me want to humor him. To want to care. Sister story to My Spy. Can be read independently. Spy/Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,258 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Pinky Promise by Witty Teacup reviews
Maple Tea, AU. Arthur is a war soldier just making sure he survives everything. Matthew is his lover who just wants to make sure that Arthur comes home. A promise is a promise, and it's the only thing that keeps the soldier grounded.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Chained Lukewarmth by BiteMeTechie reviews
Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Brother Dearest by Crimsonberry255 reviews
Jason and Dick have decided that Tim has been romantically repressed for too long. They decide to take that into their own hands. Jason/Dick/Tim. One-shot. Slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Good Vibrations by Crimsonberry255 reviews
Kid Flash starts to have odd feelings for his best friend, Robin. Dick Grayson/Wally West. MxM. One-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Flickering Flames by hregn reviews
A familiar dream - no, a manifestation of a memory. The dreams begin so differently, yet the end the same way - her disappearing in a blaze. Over 500 years have passed, yet Francis can't forget about her. For so long, he's carried the guilt of it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Tumble Through Time by Flashback 1701 reviews
It's the 21st century, and a nasty fall has Ludwig convinced that he's on the verge of World War II. His familiar and devestating mindset has those around him in a state of panic and threatens to ruin the reputation he's worked so hard to save.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Trainings Camp by WinnyValentine reviews
Getting Italy into serious training seems to be a mission impossible. But Germany and Italy found other ways to spend their time together. In many satisfying ways. Use of human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,448 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Medicine from an angel's scars by Axuree Rheeid reviews
Hong Kong was resting, recovering from a headache when he woke up to a comfortable, warm, but unfamiliar feeling. Turned out to be someone, a devilish angel, who has gotten the perfect cure for him. Rated M for "adult play" xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hong Kong, Latvia - Complete
3 and 4 discover Twilight! by StitchPunk13 reviews
3 and 4 go on a reading spree and come across a certain book... WARNING: Twilight flamey, Edward Cullen flamey. Credit goes to Schellibie for their amazing fanart that inspired this! I FINALLY FREAKIN UPDATED!
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
The Cycle by Dr. Valkyrie reviews
Wake up. Go to war. Sleep.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Scout - Complete
The TurkishCanadian Alliance by Oliversgurl reviews
Canada is sick and tired of being ignored and forgotten in the World Conference. So he storms off to relax in his rooms alone when he runs into Turkey, who has other ideas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Canada, Turkey - Complete
The Yente Complex by afullmargin reviews
Raj enlists the help of an online yente to help win Howard's affections; unfortunately he doesn't know who this IMYente is. Slash, rated M for sex
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Avowal by Maya Sushi reviews
The words they wanted to say had never left their mouths. But they had always managed to understand each other. Somehow.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Donuts by 0equilibrium0 reviews
"You-you pervert!" Watanuki stammers. But who's really the pervert?
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
First Impressions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,992 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Roadkill by twennyfree reviews
2D was in many ways like a piece of roadkill. Lucky for him, Russel was good at putting roadkill back together again. Russelx2D, THAT'S RIGHT, LOVE FOR THE RUSSEL SPROUT. Takes place sometime around Phase 2? Characters written with a slight accent?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Russell H., 2D - Complete
The Fontaine Family by sarcasticrocker86 reviews
The portrait just hangs there on the wall in the office, leaving any onlooker filled with curiosity. Fontaine? A child? It seems unimaginable. But the portrait shows something more than just a man, woman, and child posing stiffly... just look closer.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Subversion by Honeyfish reviews
As Delta struggles against his broken bond and his failing body, Sofia attempts to leave one final impression on Eleanor. // A slight re-imagining of the Good ending.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Delta, S. Lamb - Complete
If I was A Girl by TrueDespair reviews
For YinPhoenix326. It's not that Kurogane couldn't answer Fai's question it's just that he doesn't want to. At All. Mentions of would-be GenderSwitch.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Playdate by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Two Little Sisters fight over an "Angel". Their Daddies aren't sure what to do. It's not like they can spank them.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Little Sister, Big Daddy - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bedtime Story by DPRRluvJ13MM reviews
5's having trouble sleeping. Maybe a bedtime story from 2 can help.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2010 - 2, 5 - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Testament by AlienZombies reviews
In which there is much AU, 2 is Jewish, 7 likes to skateboard, and the 9 crew are modern-age humans. Rating may go up. Made for FUN, folks. COMPLETE
9 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,951 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - 9, 5 - Complete
Goodbye My Friend by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
Everyone says goodbye to 2. Slightly AU in that 7 is included. Listen to the song Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt while reading, so you can cry. o3o Srsly. Oh, and 2/5 warning.
9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/3/2009 - 2 - Complete
Tweeters by SanteeLegs reviews
This is based on a HOLiC RP I'm a part of on Twitter. It includes craziness, crack, insanity, possible OOCness, electronics, boy love, a maid, lots of fluff, DouWata and KuroFai.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Fred Weasley's Wizard Weezies by magicmumu reviews
This is a story that lets George move on from his twin's death. No pairing, really, but it mentions some possibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete