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Joined 06-28-09, id: 1987124, Profile Updated: 10-14-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Konnichiwa minna I just wanted to say that I deleted three stories. After re-reading them, I realized that they weren't going anywhere. I couldn't possibly finish them, and I apologize to all of you. So to all me readers who waited for updates, I am very sorry that I couldn't finish the stories. Among this bad news, I also have some good news. I no longer will be on hiatus. I am going to start uploading some new stories real soon. I have had a ton of new ideas that I have wanted to try out, and I hope you all will like them. Oh, and who knows... Maybe I will do a remake of my old stories that I deleted if I can think of a proper plot line for them. Well, that is all for now! Ja ne!

Favorite Naruto Couples ( Which mostly consists of Sakura pairings . . . I am so ugh .////. )

1. NaruSaku

2. SasuSaku

3. KakaSaku

4. GenmSaku

5. KibaSaku

6. SakuIno

7. ItaSaku

8. DeiSaku

9. SasoSaku

10. HidaSaku

11. InoSaku

12. ShikaIno

13. SasuNaru

14. ItaSasu ( Yes, Uchihacest )

15. SasoDei

16. KibaHina

17. NaruHina ( I honestly can't believe I just put that . . . I will explain later )

18. KibaIno

Alright, now for the statement above, I can't believe I put anything that involved Hinata. You see, I use to have this huge thing against Hinata because she simply annoyed me and literally had no actual need to be in the show aside from being a small minor character. But now that I have re-watched the anime series ( up to the newest episode ) for what seems the millionth time, I have grown to like Hinata. Now my hatred is directed at one person... who may that be? Karin? Or maybe some random character? Nope... Tenten. Whenever I see her, I just stare at her and get so confused. I mean... Is she like Lee? Like, no possible way of doing any ninjutsu or genjutsu? All I ever see her use is scrolls and weapons. Ah, well... Ugh...

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I cut my wrists, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

ICHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

I'm TRANSGENDER so I must HATE everyone who is the same gender as I am/was.

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The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 9,838 - Follows: 10,752 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Helpless Case by ArchArrow1 reviews
AU. Mr. Hale seemed like a great guy and an even better teacher. He had that I-can-create-change outlook that all teachers seem to have before students eventually beat it out of them. Stiles respected that, he really did and normally he would have been all for it but the constant series of awkward boners and constant mid-class fantasies made this a little difficult. SLASH. STEREK.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,040 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Virtus et Potestas by TenebrisCor reviews
When the Guardians have turned away from him, Jack must find a new center in order to maintain a semblance of balance. The balance of the Spirits such as himself on the other hand... he cannot say he ever expected to deal with that. WARNING: Mild Language, BlackxFrost - Slash -
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Bloody Consequences by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
SEQUEL TO "The Spell of Love". Now that Harry and Draco are having a secret relationship they seperate for the summer. Yet Voldemort comes into the picture to get rid of Harry by using Draco. Now Draco will have to choose between Harry's life and his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,621 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hale The Princess by LowlifeTheory reviews
Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,387 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Best Thing by 74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Rules on how to interact with a Sourwolf by TheGirlWhoDancesWithAlphas reviews
Stiles has a set of rules for how to deal with everyting Derek related, and he follows them... most of the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Hit Me Baby One More Time by Vearth reviews
Stiles is sick of needing someone who protects him all the time so he asks Derek to train him, only this training session turns into something much more..
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Feathers by PiratexTucker reviews
After the war of Hogwarts Harry and his friends find themselves back at school re-taking their last year to finish school. But, Harry notices a certain blond alone and in need of a boost. But, it seems that the friendship will lead somewhere new. DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,159 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Caught by thatreevesgirl reviews
Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews
Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Are You Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? reviews
"You're telling me that you insisted on me coming here to heal you because of a broken wrist?" Sakura has been dealing with Inuzuka Kba for a few months, ever since their mission together... How will she deal with the Inuzuka heir? "Hey, Sakura, are you afraid of the big bad wolf?" "Wha-" Sorry for the terrible summary
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Doki Doki Love reviews
Diary, there are three things parents lie to us about: one; High School is the best three years of our life, two; there are no actual cliques in school, and three; life is nothing like the movies. I'm sorry to say, they are completely wrong on many levels
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Eternal Snow remake reviews
This is the re-made version of my original story. So if you want the summary, look at the story on my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stand reviews
Sakura is at the jonin exams... Ever since Sasuke returned, she's been put down and called countless of names... Now here's her chance to get back at Sasuke, but is she strong enough?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Eternal Snow reviews
Is it wrong to fall in-love with your best friend? She said "Lie to me" He said "I love you" The worst part about being lied to is the point you weren't worth the truth. Sorry bad at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Check Yes Sakura reviews
Not good at summeries, Songfic. If you heard the song Check Yes Juliet then you'll know the story!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete