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Photo Opportunities by Rin0rourke reviews
Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,996 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Danny F., Dash B.
Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Revenge is Sweet by BlueHorizon6 reviews
A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell. His plan: seduction and humiliation. Little does he know, James has plans of his own that will turn both of their lives upside down. SS/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,293 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Not the Talking Kind by whenwinterfell reviews
Robb is fighting feelings he is probably not supposed to have, knowing they'll mean his doom him at one point. "In fact, the whole fantasy he had spent for years building around Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell, his father's illegitimate son that his mother hated so much, meant his doom if ever he acted upon it."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jon S., Robb S., Theon G., Catelyn S.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
You're Pretty by gloryblastit reviews
The Karate Kid. Daniel and Johnny slash. Just something that's been kicking around my twisted mind.
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Daniel L., Johnny L.
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Time of Need by Sassy Satsuma reviews
In Archer's experience, what you *said* really didn't matter. It was what you then went on to *do* that made the difference. Chapter three of my Toad/Archer mini-series/trilogy thing. Slash. Sequel to 'It's Beginning to Get to Me'.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012
You Have To Be CrossEyed To See It by Izzyv1o reviews
K/S - Those shockingly blue eyes look down the empty corridor with an expression that McCoy can't define, but he is certain of one thing. This is no simple matter. Because that isn't lust on the Captain's face. It's something far more dangerous.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by duvalia reviews
For Captain MacTavish, his authority is everything. For someone who merely refers to himself as Roach, it's more of a formality. Collab with Sassy Satsuma.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - MacTavish/Soap, Gary Sanderson/Roach
Focus, Sanderson! by Light's Panties reviews
Being unable to take your life seriously when your covert mission turns into the plot of a romantic-comedy. - T for Language, Ghost/Roach.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
The Texture of His Skin by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Steve knows what it means to be an abomination. Slash. Loki/Steve Rogers aka, Captain America .
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
Imperfect by Eyvindr reviews
Looking at Captain Kurotsuchi Mayuri now, nobody would believe that he, too was once a rookie. Actually his was a career that started a bit lower than the normal. From a few meters lower. Like the sewers... UraharaxMayuri
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,053 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Mayuri K., K. Urahara
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Spotter by Sassy Satsuma reviews
Archer possessed a gruff nature and seemed to pride himself on being as unapproachable as possible. In short, he was everything that Toad wasn't. Archer/Toad SLASH. A prompt for duvalia.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Something To Hold Onto by aliwildgoose reviews
Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
There is Little Danger by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Bruce and Clark are trapped in an elevator on New Year's Eve. What happens when the clock strikes midnight? SLASH, fluff.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Pairings by Aggie Deneys reviews
Wally West/Flash is shocked when he discovers slash, what it means and who he is paired with. While this story discusses slash, it is NOT a slash story. Rated T for adult themes.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Gay Chicken by Brahtson reviews
According to Ghost, it's not gay unless their balls touch.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
a little of you in me by novemberlite reviews
Sesshoumaru tastes like power. It's not something Inuyasha has ever wanted to know. Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Works Of Art by Silawen reviews
As he catches sight of a white coat, billowing smoothly in the wind, and sand-coloured hair, he turns away and sighs. Life always has its fiends. Hints at Kurotsuchi Mayuri/Urahara Kisuke.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Mayuri K., K. Urahara - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6278 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
First kiss by Daria234 reviews
Jin and Mugen's first kiss. Mini-ficlet. Jin/Mugen slash. Don't read if you don't like.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Hey Senpai by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
Deidara can't sleep. Maybe it's because the new Akatsuki member, Tobi, is keeping him awake with annoying questions. crackfic; NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ho Ho Hm by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi loves Christmas! the Akatsuki...don't. Tobi tries to spread the magic to Deidara, will he ever succeed? No pairings, I realize that it is pretty unseasonal...but Christmas is for life not just for Christmas! 0 0?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Things that Go Boom by Mostly Harmless III reviews
It's Christmas in Metropolis and a new supervillain strikes! Can Superman and Batman disarm the bomb and manage romance at the same time? And what IS the mysterious power of Mayo? Adult themes, language, silliness. I own nothing.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
One by flower-carnage reviews
Alone, they move as one, rhythms and motions fluid and smooth. [Mercutio x Benvolio oneshot, written for the LJ 1sentence challenge]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 433 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dreams Accord No Truth by Val Mora reviews
[R&J] Mercutio jests of dreams and the Fairy Queen, and Romeo trusts slumber’s fantasy, but Benvolio stands silent. Wherefore? MercutioBenvolio slashy angst.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete