If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed
REAL GIRLS AREN'T PERFECT.
PERFECT GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!) *cough* French! *cough*
I don't care if you're a gangsta, pull up your pants please
hey... hey... sup?... nm, u?... nm... end of convo.
Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply is one.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I was uncool before uncool was cool. And I'm still not cool!
Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed
Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Sleep? People still do that?
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