Author has written 2 stories for Bible, and Inuyasha.
THINGS ABOUT ME...
THINGS ABOUT ME...
REAL NAME-Samantha...I have this huge phobia bout the internet...so i dont give out real info...unless needed
STATIS-totallly single and luvin it!
HOMETOWN-its not esactly my hometown...but i absolutely luv it and never want 2 leave...MAGNOLIA,TX
FAVE SHOWS-was buffy the vamp slayer>deggrasi,scooby-doo,1on1,family feude,cold case,all csi's,without a trace,make it or break it,secret life...,simpsons,king of the hill,malcom in the middle,thats 70's show,invader zoom,and lots more that i cant remember
FAVE MOVIES-pirates of the carribean, scooby-doo movies,outsiders,mask,all jim carry movies,edward-sissors hands,willywonka,charlie&the choc. factory,wizard of oz,beauty and the beast,all leathal wepons,little mermaid,twilight,tinker bell,&lots mo that rnt on the top of my head
FAVE BOOKS-all twilight sega,all warriors,little girl (lost),all vamp kiss's,r.l.stine books,all amelia atwater-rhodes,host,marked series,and waaaaaaaaaaay 2 many books 2 put up
FAVE THINGS 2 DO-READ,write,draw,swim,ride my bike,TALK,watch tv,daydeam,and b wit little kids&animals
FAMILY-dad,stepmom2,2stepbros,half sis,full sis,my babies...border collie-australlian shepard-and-american bull dog mixes(2 girls)-pickle n betsie and a germanshepard mix-stanley
EXTRA-i luv LUV faries/pixies,i luv all animals,planning on owning my own vet clinic,want 12 kids,want 2 b in the air force,want 2 go 2 texas a&m(collage it tx),cant spell shit,luv 2 do red-neck things...thats alot,always hurting myself-due 2 clumsyness,very gullable...did u no gullable isnt in the dic?,get off track easily,no theres aliens out there...albert einstine was a alien/human hybrid,im an alien queen waiting 4 my ppl 2 find me,abductions r 4 the aliens 2 impregnate women 4 the hybrids...4 there alien war...,in chior&band..play flute&in all advanced classes...thats alot...
Somethings in this world can't be changed...Everything else, I plan to change...
"Lie to me," she said.
"I love you," he replied.
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.
"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life is a maybe, Death is for sure, Sin is the cause, Christ is the cure
Alcoholics: The reason why the rum's always gone.
Shut up or I'm going to bite you and not in the fun, kinky way. No, in the "I'm fucking bleeding!" way.-Auburn Envy
Fuck Prince Charming, give me a bad boy covered in tattoos.
Fuck being a princess, I want to be a vampire.
Life's a bitch because if it was a slut it'd be easy
If vodka was water and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up...But water isn't vodka and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.
You know how guys are always saying, "Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Over half of women are against marriage too now because they realized why buy the pig just to get a little sausage?
Kiss me like you wanted, I will never tell.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes. That shit comes back with you!- the Hangover
I want to be the kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh shit, she's up!"
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.
if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls...and doors...and trees...and unsuspecting stop signs.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phannmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
An ou ead his? F o, hen t roves hat ou on’t eed he irst etter f a ord or a entence o ake ense o our rain.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, Obsidion-bluebird, ESP - EverySoulPays, I'mSoStarstrukk,team_renesmee
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
Being normal is overrated.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
just something random i thought every1 should know...my lil sis, jessica is the funniest person i know
Okay...I know I'm working on 'Change', but I've been reading anime fanfic and have decided to write a few...wish me luck...
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