ashely barbishka
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Joined 06-28-09, id: 1987281, Profile Updated: 08-08-10
Author has written 2 stories for Bible, and Inuyasha.


THINGS ABOUT ME...

REAL NAME-Samantha...I have this huge phobia bout the internet...so i dont give out real info...unless needed

REAL AGE-16

STATIS-totallly single and luvin it!

HOMETOWN-its not esactly my hometown...but i absolutely luv it and never want 2 leave...MAGNOLIA,TX

FAVE SHOWS-was buffy the vamp slayer>deggrasi,scooby-doo,1on1,family feude,cold case,all csi's,without a trace,make it or break it,secret life...,simpsons,king of the hill,malcom in the middle,thats 70's show,invader zoom,and lots more that i cant remember

FAVE MOVIES-pirates of the carribean, scooby-doo movies,outsiders,mask,all jim carry movies,edward-sissors hands,willywonka,charlie&the choc. factory,wizard of oz,beauty and the beast,all leathal wepons,little mermaid,twilight,tinker bell,&lots mo that rnt on the top of my head

FAVE BOOKS-all twilight sega,all warriors,little girl (lost),all vamp kiss's,r.l.stine books,all amelia atwater-rhodes,host,marked series,and waaaaaaaaaaay 2 many books 2 put up

FAVE THINGS 2 DO-READ,write,draw,swim,ride my bike,TALK,watch tv,daydeam,and b wit little kids&animals

FAMILY-dad,stepmom2,2stepbros,half sis,full sis,my babies...border collie-australlian shepard-and-american bull dog mixes(2 girls)-pickle n betsie and a germanshepard mix-stanley

EXTRA-i luv LUV faries/pixies,i luv all animals,planning on owning my own vet clinic,want 12 kids,want 2 b in the air force,want 2 go 2 texas a&m(collage it tx),cant spell shit,luv 2 do red-neck things...thats alot,always hurting myself-due 2 clumsyness,very gullable...did u no gullable isnt in the dic?,get off track easily,no theres aliens out there...albert einstine was a alien/human hybrid,im an alien queen waiting 4 my ppl 2 find me,abductions r 4 the aliens 2 impregnate women 4 the hybrids...4 there alien war...,in chior&band..play flute&in all advanced classes...thats alot...


Somethings in this world can't be changed...Everything else, I plan to change...

"Lie to me," she said.

"I love you," he replied.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life is a maybe, Death is for sure, Sin is the cause, Christ is the cure

Alcoholics: The reason why the rum's always gone.

Shut up or I'm going to bite you and not in the fun, kinky way. No, in the "I'm fucking bleeding!" way.-Auburn Envy

Fuck Prince Charming, give me a bad boy covered in tattoos.

Fuck being a princess, I want to be a vampire.

Life's a bitch because if it was a slut it'd be easy

If vodka was water and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up...But water isn't vodka and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

You know how guys are always saying, "Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Over half of women are against marriage too now because they realized why buy the pig just to get a little sausage?

Kiss me like you wanted, I will never tell.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes. That shit comes back with you!- the Hangover

I want to be the kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh shit, she's up!"

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls...and doors...and trees...and unsuspecting stop signs.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phannmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at a Cmabgrdie Uniervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fisrt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the hmaun mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and i awlyas toghuht slpelnig was ipmorantt! Taths so cool!

An ou ead his? F o, hen t roves hat ou on’t eed he irst etter f a ord or a entence o ake ense o our rain.
((Can you read this? If so, then it proves that you don't need the first letter of a word for a sentence to make sense to your brain.))

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, Obsidion-bluebird, ESP - EverySoulPays, I'mSoStarstrukk,team_renesmee

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Being normal is overrated.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

just something random i thought every1 should know...my lil sis, jessica is the funniest person i know


Okay...I know I'm working on 'Change', but I've been reading anime fanfic and have decided to write a few...wish me luck...

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Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice ... But what does it matter how it happens? Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,826 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12h - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Beneath The Moonlight by PenelopeMorgan1 reviews
Persephany is a vampire hunter & a witch. Her parents were killed by the most notorious vampire alive. Now she wants revenge for what was taken unjustly from her. She never intended to fall in love...especially not with someone she knows she shouldn't.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Her Knight by DameM reviews
Distance didn't matter when a demon sensed danger to his mate. Shippou doubted Time did either.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,113 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Necklace by PenelopeMorgan1 reviews
A vampire has kidnapped a young couple who has stolen the Royal Necklace that has the power to destroy the very world in which they live. Short story i wrote just for the hell of it
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by PenelopeMorgan1 reviews
Aimee is 17. her boyfriend is a werewolf. when he is killed it sets in motion events that will change her life forever and may lead her to his killer. but finding out the truth never comes without a price.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
His Darkened Heart by Heart0fGlass reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Ginny Weasley is forced to relive the nightmare of her first year again. Tom Riddle has returned, and Ginny now struggles with the war of emotions raging in her head. TRGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,323 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
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Will We Last? reviews
Naraku has finally been defeated or has he? . Miroku and Sango finally confess their love for eachother...but is it enough? Can they last together or at all as lies are exposed and the truth comes out? rated M 4 l8r adult content...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sango, Miroku
Change reviews
Alexandra is a voodoo practicing goth who hates her family and chrisianity. But, when her step-dad and half sister are in an accedent and put in critcal condition, Alex finds herself drawn to the Lord and finding her salvation.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010