Amie Marionette
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Joined 06-28-09, id: 1987368, Profile Updated: 10-23-12

I am... Amie

I like... stuff...

I wish... you would stop reading my profile cause its kinda stalkerish of you.

I... aim on writing stories but then I get distracted...

deviantART (Currently on hiatus, no art, one shitty poem)...

HACKED! By Cloud Sareneth.

Message: Ya know that's a lot of periods you've got there. You might wanna see a doctor about that. Just saying.

Reply to Cloud Sareneth: I already have I'm on meds now. :P

Re: Reply: That's good. You should go to

Re:Re:Reply: I should change my password... I've been to your page before... every time you have a new deviation.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Fuck no.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the sun so i MUST by albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I talk to guys so I must be a SLUT.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Okay so I support Vegan/Vegetarianism but my parents won't let me be a Vegetarian)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I’m a girl… does this count? Fuck yes.)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Which we all know I do.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Actually that'd be pansexual. Which I'm pansexual, fuck you.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Ahahaha I'm sorry but what about guys? I'm a male nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my tiny dick.)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Actually, I am.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted (is this something you should admit on the internet? Yes)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I am .-.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard. (I am.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Sorry this is the best stereotype around. Who THE FUCK would talk to kangaroos?)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Don't want to talk about that, thank you.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (well, actually...)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
3 Years Later Continued by OnlyShizuko reviews
The continuation of ShizukoTime's 3 years later. When the separation of Chihiro and Haku becomes harmful, quite literally, a drastic move must be made, on the behalf of not only Chihiro, but Yubaba as well. I Don't own Spirited away.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Moon Prince? by Anonymous Artist 101 reviews
Maria and Robin are best friends, can anything tear them apart? Maybe this new guy can? And how does Robin know him? This is a dedication to one of my best friends 'cause we were thinking of ideas on a second movie. To animegoddess178, love ya! Again, I own NOTHING!
Little White Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,062 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Robin, Maria M.
In Their Eyes by Anonymous Artist 101 reviews
Remake of the movie in Robin and Maria's point of view, if the title wasn't obvious. Hope you like it as much as my other story. R and R! I own NOTHING!
Little White Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Robin, Maria M.
Family Addition by Arrowkid21 reviews
Caine gets a suprise when social workers come knocking on his door one morning and leave him to take care of his 14 year old daughter he didn't know about. I suck at summaries its a short multi-chapter. Rated T for saftey :
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Caine S., Diana L.] Penny
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
51 things Caine Soren is not allowed to do by FrostyShadows reviews
Sam and Diana have put aside their differences to create a list of what the Fearless Leader is not allowed to do in the FAYZ. one-shot
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Caine S.
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
The Life of a Teenager by Kygolie reviews
Tenten never thought something like this could ever happen to her. She also never thought she'd meet somebody she would soon fall in love with at a "Pregnant Teen Camp." either. Life as a teenager is hard er then you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
3 years Later by ShizukoTime reviews
Three years after Chihiro leaves, Haku begins to miss her to the point that it hurts him. But he has also told her, in letters, that she absolutely can not come to see him. All of that changes, however, when Chihiro gets a pleading letter from Yubaba.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by I. M. Carter reviews
Two best friends find a Spellbook and wish to be in Naruto's world. They wake up in the forest, but as ninjas! Follow their adventure as they travel through the world Masashi Kishimoto created. Rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010
If I Could Turn Back Time updated by XPtanjaXP reviews
Sakura is sent back through time. Her mission: Preventing Minato to sacrifice himself during the Kyuubi attack. But this mission is more difficult than she thought and a silver haired Jonin makes it only more difficult for her to accomplish the task.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
StarStruck by AkaGirl207 reviews
Deidara, A rockstar searching for more in his life and Sakura, A normal teenage girl on a school feild trip. Will love blossem between the two or will Deidara just play with her. Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Goodbye by drowning in technicolor dreams reviews
Alex got pregnant! Because of some unfortunate circumstances, she ran away without Nate knowing. What happens when their daughter comes knocking on his doorstep? Please Read & Review! Nalex and Smitchie. okay...bad summary...better than what you think...
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,346 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Alex R., Nate
Super Book by distressingdame reviews
Dev, an odd super, is entering Sky High a freshman. Her strange power makes her stand out, more than others. When she finds out her friend Warren Peace has a soft spot for her, sparks fly. Now, Lash isn't all too happy. What'll happen next? Warren/OC/Lash
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Warren P., Lash
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Living Arrangements by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Rin, needing a place to stay, takes up residence with Kakashi. A series documenting their life in the same place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,951 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Untitled by Vanillastar reviews
Chrissy, is finally going to Sky High, can she melt the sheet of ice surrounding Sky High's bad boy's heart? [WarrenXOC] Total MarySue, you have been warned!
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006
Oh My Goodness! Under reconstruction by nat26yeol24 reviews
What happens when 22 year old's Sakura and Naruto have to be sent back in time to save Konoha and the other members of team 7 but one problem Sakura is pregnant in her 12 your old body oh just read i suck at summarys rated t enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,632 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Konoha Highschool SSG addition! by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Sakura gets waterballooned on her first day at her new school, Konoha high. Then she meets Deidara, a bad-boy prank pulling "Akatsuki" At first she HATES his living guts his friends are cookie stealers, but what happens when... rated T, COMPLETE! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Emos? Sluts? Psychos? by Lina-Neko reviews
Hinata moves back to Japan after living in America for a couple of years, and starts her first year in high school. Craziness ensues. AU. Itahina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Stained Wings by Kikyo-chan93 reviews
Sadness and Sorrow may be part of an angel's daily life, SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
EMO INO by sbspf22202 reviews
Ino is emo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Ino Y.
Happy Valentine's Day, Hag by StrawberryUchiha reviews
He felt more than he could account for, and they both knew it. Valentine fic. SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Life's A Song by Ensign Klutz reviews
[ItachiHinata] Hinata and Neji are going to a new school, that is far from usual! Any student that goes to this school can suddenly burst into song at any time! And to top it off, the teachers urge this... singing as much as possible... Better summary ins
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Memoirs of an Ordinary Husband by faustusfaustine reviews
[oneshot] Hinata finds a book when she clears his drawer. What secrets will she uncover? ItaHina hintedNejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete