Welcome, cretins, to the profile of the future ruler of the world. Stop scoffing and sneering, it's true. I have a plan. A brilliant plan. All I have to do, is figure out how to get the voices in my head to start paying rent. As soon as I do that, I'll be rich enough to bank roll my endeavour.
Why do I not simply marry rich, you ask? Well, to be blunt, I have neither the looks nor the neccessary boobage to manage that. Also, I'm already married, and I have more money than he does.
So, either get on board with my crazy, or cower. Your choice really. :D
Also, if you want to contact me to initiate either of the above options, I suggest you do so on firstname.lastname@example.org.
Hugs and razor blades!