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Joined 06-28-09, id: 1987508, Profile Updated: 09-07-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to my profile. Im your average Inkweaver, incase youre wondering, but im by far no master of words like Fenoglio. My talents lie in singing and fire. I love fire, I love it's extreme powers and destructive forces as well as its ability to warm one like an old lover. this is me, guys. love it, hate it, idgaf what you do really. i like inkheart, harry potter, anime of many sorts, yaoi, and most of all BLACK VEIL BRIDES. they mean a lot to me, and im working on a story for them that involves my OCs Milly Jewelz and her bestie Riley Joner. yup, i chose the names. so sue me. heh but im broke so you wont get much- which leads to another thing. incase anyone misses my disclaimers on the stories, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! THUS ME BEING BROKE! SO DONT ASK, DONT GET PISSY, JUST BUZZ OFF YOU CREEPY LAWYER PEOPLE! ahem. that is all. btw, im 18.

Some of my quotes:

Me to my mom: "I hate this cold sore. It's different if it's like right below my lip or off to the side where I can easily explain that it's a cold sore. Not here, where it looks like I got punched in the face by a seagull with a nose job!"

Me: "and one day, I shall RULE THE WORLD! BUAHAHAHAH-coughcoughhackcough- fuckin turtles..."

My Mum: "Did you feed the cat?" Me: "We don't have a cat, you madwoman!"

Me: "AND IIIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE-" My best friend: "Bad Brauven, no Whitney!"

me, talking to some random people in a dream: "and then he died. Like, he died so hard, he died to DEATH!"

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13875 - Favs: 16,770 - Follows: 14,188 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Life as Ishikari Mayu by TFK-fan118 reviews
Fantastical. I'm back here again. Now I have to deal with regaining memories, ninja training, secrets, the stranger in my dreams, and finding relatives. The heck? Did I ask for this? It'll be a hack of a ride. Well, at least I have my own body now. Sequel to My Life as Hyuga Hinata. Revision in progress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 282,040 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Team Seven, OC
Kyuubi's Kit by charmed-chan reviews
Even the Tamest of Animals will attack when continually abused. A little girl of five, has no idea why everyone hates her. She tries to be good girl, but still they hurt her. The voice in her head say, he'll protect her. She becomes a polictical tool, a w
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura H.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Secret of the Serpent's House by Musicangel913 reviews
Harry, Draco, and Hermione had quite an eventful first year at Hogwarts. When a sinister monster of legend starts attacking their classmates, their second year quickly proves to be just as interesting - and dangerous - as their first. Twisted canon, sequel to 'Circumstances of an Unexpected Trio'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,698 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Team 7: Revolution! by Everyone Like Me reviews
Alone, we were weak. United, we grew strong. We will become legend. This team wants to be the best, and nothing will stop them from reaching that goal. But with allies and enemies like these, it won't be easy. Haruno Sakura, the replaced, won't just roll over and take it. Dare to follow the adventures of the new Team 7. AU of the My Life as... series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,318 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
My Beautiful Remains by KristyKillings reviews
When Noelle goes to the U.S.A. to visit her friend Amanda, she had no idea how an unexpected turn of events could lead her to bonding and becoming close to her favourite band, Black Veil Brides. Her dreams and fastansies are suddenly transformed into reality.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012
Just one by JayyZombie reviews
Jayy pulls the moves on Dahvie, and they shag in a bar bathroom, only to get caught by a teenage fanboy. All he wanted was a drink with Jayy after their show, but Dahvie got so much more, and now he can't stop begging for more. Read all about these three guys' lives together, filled with love, happiness, and sex. Lots and lots of sex. BOTDF, Lemons, threesomes, JayyXDahvieXM!OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
A Stupid Way To Die by Lila Mae reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Ororchimaru die... in the stupidest ways that a shinobi can... UPDATE Now including the ignoble death of Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru
A Cry You Can Hear at Night by hurleycat reviews
If they had crossed paths only a moment later, neither of them would have seen tomorrow. (Phan, a little sadness, etc…)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Have We Met? by believe.in.mee reviews
Dahvie Vanity met the girl of his dreams. But there is just one problem, He didn't tell her he was a famous singer from the band Blood On the Dance Floor. How does Jayy feel about this? Does he have feelings for Dahvie? Will he tell anyone the truth? Will this girl still like Dahvie if she finds out? Rated M!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012
The Little Princess by Mei-chan4 reviews
“Why is her name Tsuku?” Tamaki asked curiously, peering at the still sleeping baby. Haruhi suppressed a laugh. “She has a tendency to hit or attack anything that she doesn’t like.”
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,190 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2008
Christmas is a time for giving by fallthroughtimelikeme reviews
It's Christmas morning and Dan and Phil are opening presents! Fluff. Friendship with slight hints of more. (I am bad at summaries and titles. I apologise.)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Kitsune no Shoujo by KinKitsune01 reviews
A mischievious grin on her face, she added the finishing touches to her masterpiece. This would teach the villagers to stop looking at her as if she was a.. a monster. FemaleNaruto, SasuNaru. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U.
I Never Meant To Be 'The One' by InnocentAmy reviews
Sequal to 'My Own Rebel Love Song'. Amy left Andy Biersack at Warped because of the whole Juliet incident, but has she really moved on from him and the rest of Black Veil Brides? Maybe Andy was 'the one'. Andy Biersack, CC, Ashley Purdy, Jinxx, Jake Pitts. Amy and Ruby O/C
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,043 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012
Scars and Lies in Your Hazel Eyes by Coconutlove47 reviews
Vampire Frerard. "If I had wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago. I've been here for more than a week. Just put that goddamn crucifix down. Please."
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
Who Do I Love More? by believe.in.mee reviews
Jayy Von Monroe is in love with Dahvie Vanity, and he was going to tell him how he felt but a little surprise came up and now he is torn, and confused. Is Jayy actually gay? How will this mess end? Will Blood On the Dance floor split because of this mess? Rated M for a reason!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Akatsuki Randomness by Dark Priestess Kakurine reviews
Akatsuki crazyness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H.
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Cool Kids Don't Dance reviews
Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe explain to their little girl their story of love, friendship, jealously, and heartbreak. Rated M.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011
The Awesome Story by Nanami21306 reviews
What happend when team seven lands in our world? Through a magic tree nontheless! Will these two girls be able to help them get used to this new, strange world? Totally random! if you're looking for a laugh read! SasukeXOC NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Momma Fluttershy by SoulHook reviews
While Fluttershy looks forward to the wonderful day her foal will be born, she gets a present from her friend Twilight... Extreme explicit! NOT for the faint of heart nor audience below the age of 18! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The New Way by isabella13x reviews
Ember had a normal life. When she lost her mom, she was told that she was being sent to live with her mysterious father figure. She doesn't know anything about him, only that his name is Gerard Way. How can she trust him when he was never there for her?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011
Perfect Weapon by SPNWinchesters reviews
previously Andi Pitts Nobody ever knew that Jake Pitts of Black Veil Brides had a sister until she comes to live with him. How does Jake react when she falls in love with Andy Six? Read to find out!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
A Magical Mission by MurasakiYasu reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,828 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Life as Hyuga Hinata by TFK-fan118 reviews
I guess my life will return to normal now that I'm out of the hospital! But what were my parents talking about? Wait a minute! I'm back in Naruto's world! Not AGAIN! Why can't I have MY OWN BODY? Sequel to My Life as Haruno Sakura. Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,929 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hinata H., OC - Complete
So Just Pull The Trigger by christinameatsix reviews
Those four words, that was all it took to send everything crashing down. Andy Biersack and Black Veil Brides.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011
2 days after the great battle by alipuppy2 reviews
A story about harry and ginny 2 days after the great battle, chapter one in there many adventures ahead
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Confessions of a Sleeping Mikey by c0ppertone reviews
MCR slash fic. Mikey Way has always had a bad habit of talking in his sleep, and this time, he reveals something he's been keeping secret for years... Ray/Mikey
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Naruto and the Sorcerer's Stone by grembari reviews
A portal has appeared over the pacific ocean. after dumbledore inspects the world beyond the portal he brings back a ninja to study at hogwarts. that ninja is naruto ,join naruto as he has an amazing journey at a place he can call home. AN/ My first Story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,291 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., Naruto U.
My Life as Haruno Sakura by TFK-fan118 reviews
Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transfered into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY? Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,324 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's Time To Take You Home by paranorama-alchemy reviews
A Black Veil Brides/Pierce the Veil/original band fanfiction.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Bet by MissGoldenAngel reviews
A rainy morning triggers a delightful event. Well, for us... because Hikaru is almost losing it! Yaoi, twincest: HikaXKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Mission: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry by Ichigo Mirai reviews
Two ANBU squads are sent to Hogwarts to protect the school and the boy-who-lived. What dangers are after the new guards at Hogwarts? Please read and review! Some characters might seem OOC... COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
CrossWorlds Part One The Beginning by Xiaahandrus reviews
Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,288 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect Andy Sixx FF by XAndyGirlX707 reviews
Chelsea has always been somewhat of a loner. But when a new kid in school named Andy becomes her friend, he helps her to see that she's not alone. He teaches her that being different from everyone else isn't a bad thing, and to be proud of who she is.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Star of Silver, Heart of Tin by J-Pop Princess reviews
Written for the Kaka/Saku Fairytale contest! Kakashi had never seen the pink haired nurse before that day, but the fact that she wore an eye patch just like him gave them something in common. Or at least that's what he thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Motherhood is Stranger then Fiction by PiperDreamer reviews
"What?" Sakura said, staring at Tsunade as though the woman lost her mind. "I said congrats, you're now the mother of three S-class criminals. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Story of my Life by slifer1012 reviews
Summary: Naru was born a girl, Gaara and Sasuke are on her team, how will this change the storyline? Is this the worst summary ever? Find out. Fem Naru Will end with either Sasuke OR Gaara with Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Pink Blossom by Danax reviews
Sasuke's words have made Sakura numb so she makes herself feel by causing pain to herself.She wants to be free of Sasuke.Kakashi starts to be there for her and love her.She starts to believe that maybe life will get better when she has someone beside her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,940 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Akatsuki IPod Adventure by Rypper95 reviews
This is the story of what would happen if my O.C. Miki stole the Akatsuki's I-Pods. Rated T for Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Ask and Torture the Naruto Cast by Sakima Hebi reviews
Mei and Sakima fight for position of hostess, Hidan has TWO wives, Sasori reads Twilight, Orochimaru is constanly tortured, Random anime charctaers show out of nowhere, Kakuzu is bashed for old age and reviewers put a constant spin on EVERYTHING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
A Sereis of Unfortunate Oneshots by Sakima Hebi reviews
I'm making a sereies on some charcatersxOC Naruto, Kuroshitsuji ect. one shots for fun. Mostly romance/comedy and some are songfics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Poke me by Childishdetective reviews
A crack fic my me and a friend. Naruto meets Harry potter...but whatever you do, DO NOT poke the Pillsbury Dough boy!o O
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Gai M. - Complete
Another Potter? by A K Mason reviews
Harry is in his final year at Hogwarts, the war is over. But a new arrival that year changes things. Pairings DM/OC HP/GW HG/RW OC/OC COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,872 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Wizard in Suna by Slyder Lafayette reviews
The Dursley’s hit a band of good luck with wealth and want the friends to match so when they get the invitation to watch the chunin exams from a business partner they accept. HPNAR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Gaara
Animals Are Not As They Appear by Nanami21306 reviews
It was just another day for Sasuke. Another hunt, another animal becoming his prey. This day Sasuke bit of more than he could chew, "It's beautiful..." But, what's this? He now has to SAVE his prey? What's going on? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Juusanbi by Destiny's Hand reviews
Tobi claims that Itachi "killed his lover," but who was she, what happened to her, and how much does Tobi really know? The tale starts when Itachi is still just a genin, and follows the young Uchiha as he grows and discovers his capacity to love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U.
Living In The Dark: The Chronical of Sakima Uchiha by Sakima Hebi reviews
Sakima Uchiha is a 18 year-old member of the infamous criminal organization Akastuki in disguise as a normal kunoichi from the leaf, she has been sent on various mission, but will one mission lead to a new love life? Will her secret be revealed? DISCONT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
found by Lukercy-Lover-Forever reviews
Pein and Konan have a daughter.they lost her but have finally have her back.now Kari's life has changed from normal to crazy as she hangs with the members of the Akatsuki.now she has to make a choice.find out what she has to choose in this exicting story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Akatsuki
Birthday Wish Gone Wrong by Queen-of-Dijibouti reviews
Mojiko gets sucked into the Naruto world... by Kakuzu and Hidan! Her parents don't know her... so she plans on getting back at the Akatsuki for that... uh oh... and now She has the help from Sukariaa Uchiha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
I'M IN NARUTO by Zaikia reviews
A not so normal girl gets zapped into the world of Naruto when she pisses off a talking cat. There she endures Jashin, fish, evil pranks and maybe even love! HidanxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
With One Kiss by StarnightX reviews
Kara is wondering in the forest when she bumps into two Akatsuki members. What will happen to her and to them after she joins them? Eventual DeidaraxOC. Rated T for cussing and other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Stupid Unicorns by mabbeHUNYsun reviews
ONESHOT: 17 year old Naruto and Sasuke are guards at Hogwarts under the codenames 'Raven' and 'Fox'. Everythings fine and dandy, until they get stuck babysitting a unicorn. Sasuke's a virgin and Naruto... not so much... sort of sasunaru :P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Darius Westly High School Akatsuki Gang by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Hikomi is the poor kid gong to an all male boarding high school where everybody is rich. She becomes friends with the Akatsuki gang. But here's the catch, Hikomi is a girl pretending to be a guy! Will she be able to keep her secret from them? AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
To Annoy a Person is to by BelladonnaCailo reviews
Sisters from our world causes mischief in that of the Harry Potter characters. Marauders time. RBOC & ?OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Regulus B., OC
Hey Senpai by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
Deidara can't sleep. Maybe it's because the new Akatsuki member, Tobi, is keeping him awake with annoying questions. crackfic; NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Follow the Rabbit by Nymbis reviews
The use of tools, shields, and rabbit hutches. Zabuza and Haku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Tokio Hotel in Cleveland: A True Story by Rally Tonight reviews
The true story of two teenage girls driving out to Cleveland, Ohio to see their favorite band, Tokio Hotel. A story of laughter, screams, and excitement, but ultimately an inspiration between my friend and I, and our insane adventure that we will always remember!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
The Wornout Welcome by Slyder Lafayette reviews
What if Harry’s Aunt and Uncle responded differently to the Hogwarts letter? What if he was kicked out? This is a story about Harry growing up under different influences. He will not be in the same house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Theodore N.
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
The Trouble of Joining Akatsuki by Atopos reviews
Joining the Akatsuki has always been difficult, especially with Pein as the judge, but every organization has rules for entering. No one knew they would be this odd, though. Warning for talk about sex and death. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
The Beginning by Char739 reviews
The Akatsuki are in need of spys, so they decide to Kidnap four fifteen year olds. Join the Akatsuki, Gwen Fuuki, Trace Aburame, Tori Tigra, and Saki Hamachi on the best journey of their young, innocent lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Two Fitties by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
Jenny and Sara fall headlong into the world of Naruto; will the nincompoopish ninja-wannabes ever find their way out again? And what has a NAKED FLASH got to do with all of this? Nothing. He's not in it. Happy Birthday Oil Pastel! Rated M for hot sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
In the End by AnnabelleLee13194 reviews
Hinata can't take this hit anymore! She can't take it...and she WON'T! She's gonna show the world EXACTLY what she's made of! A/N: The title is a song that relates to the story-listen to it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki: The Claire Witch Project by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Pein and Konan take up parenting, trying to raise their new adopted memberchild: Claire. Awww... Isn't she the cutest little hellraiser? Chapter 3 up!BTW NEW TITLE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
My Beloved by TFK-fan118 reviews
“You don’t think… Sakura-chan would kill me for this if I give it to her, right?”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Games of EVIL by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
The Akatsuki are bored, and with their DDR broken, what shall they do to entertain themselves? Why, truth or dare, of course! and eventually, Candy Land! 3 new OC's, Tsukimono, Kiri, and Mizuki. Yaoi, but nothing smutty. these OC's just in this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Operation: MAKE KONOHA SEXY! by AnnabelleLee13194 reviews
Watch in sick fasination as our favorite characters are turned into babes...so that they will make babies! Lots of pairings...mostly traditional..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hinata H., Tsunade S.
Akatsuki Concoctions by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
The Akatsuki get some strange visitors, and guess who one of them is, DeiDei's big sis! trust me, they're definitally NOT marry sue's What tomfoolery shall they get up to? Magical wonders to behold when you enter.HidanxOC PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,549 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Nobody Saw It Coming by LiteralBlue reviews
AKA It Was Always Gonna Happen. Rei, short, spikeyhaired and evilcrazy. Tei, tall, blonde and crazyevil. Well, it was always that way. But they weren't always in the Akatsuki! Pure humor, OCs, Akatsuki, Suna and Konoha, missing shoes and bored senseis!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I.
Why Bathroom Doors Are Best Kept Locked by LiteralBlue reviews
Also known as Bladder Issues. Although these have little to do with the story itself. Contains OCs, Kakuzu stealing things, Kisame stealing more things, Tobiloving, lemurlesness, skateboard races, the apocalypse and jigging. Poor Deidara. Rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7066 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Another by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
HIGSCHOOL FIC Sasuke's the new kid in school, the resident icecube. Sakura's the popular prep, looking for a unique man in her life. NOT YOUR EVERYDAY HIGHSCHOOL FIC. Look out for love, lust & passion as these polar opposites ATTRACT and ATTACK! Explosive
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,532 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
AKATSUKI FINDS A PUPPY by MokubanoHatsukoi reviews
What Would Happen If Tobi Found A Puppy And The Akatsuki Kept it? OCs Hatsukoi mine and Momo my friend's are in this btw. Spoilers for those who don't know all the Akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Deidara - Complete
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MARIA JOINS THE AKATSUKI by XxButterflyMaidenOfHopeXx
this is a story bout a girl named Maria who wonders what will happen if she joins the akatsuki and finds out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
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Harry Snape and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
snape was the one who found harry's parents, right? well what if he saw his Lily in harry's one year old eyes and adopted the child? heh here you go, find out! reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Me, My Best Friend, and the Boys From BVB! reviews
Mikayla and Miranda just moved in together not dating, bffs! and they get a knock on the door on new years eve. what the hell will they do with 5 males in a tiny apartmet!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011
Puppets and Flying Monkeys reviews
Me and my best friend kidnap a bunch of people. Rockstars, actors, wrestlers, ect. Enjoy! Inc: bvb, MCR, bill kaulitz, Kellin Quinn, Sammi doll, Dahvie vanity, the Supernatural crew, wrestlers from wwe, and others im too lazy to include. R&R m for later
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012
We are the MCRmy reviews
A short poem I wrote for MCR, r&r pretty please with Gerard Way on top.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
A Perfect Puzzle
WARNING: contains slash and twincest. hardcore. Bill and Tom are two halves of one person, the Perfect Puzzle.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
TO THE BLACK VEIL BRIDES reviews
im sure every bridesmaid and usher have heard about the "plans" to take over antartica. well what if they got more serious? and the bvb boys got a professional memo? heh read on.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
To The Black Veil Brides, To Let Me Live reviews
a poem to the Black Veil Brides, my life. they mean a lot to me and the music is life saving. please, i know it sucks, but leave me a review?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
The Leaves of a Cherry Tree reviews
Hidan was underground. After Shikamaru tore him apart, the world began to change. After a long time, Hidan was offered a second chance. His world is different, but its up to him ot make everything right. T for Hidan's mouth, possible later pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Hidan