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Joined 06-29-09, id: 1987917, Profile Updated: 03-05-16
Author has written 10 stories for Kirby, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Batman, Mortal Kombat, Madness Combat, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fire Within, Fatal Frame, and Pokémon.

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I'm trying so hard to actually keep promises and post some things from my laptop's ever-growing library of word vomit, but instead I come here and end up binge-reading at 2AM \_(ツ)_/

Truth is, pre-teen self has left a lot of mess for me to (never) live down, but I'm leaving everything here as relic of my blissfully stupid childhood.

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The Things We Do For Science by Kineil D. Wicks reviews
Cooperative testing is supposed to bring people together through science. Cake is often a good motivator, but escaping a madhouse that tries to pass itself off as a science facility works better. Will they escape? Or will the facility keep them clutched in its iron grasp forever?...
Crossover - Portal & Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 46,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Wilson H., Willow
An Unlikely Sort of Paradise by shadowwolf75 reviews
AU anime fic: Customer Service escapes the destruction of Holy Nightmare only to land right back in the frying pan on Popstar. Can he figure out how to get along without Nightmare on a planet full of enemies? Now with a revised Chapter 1!
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 6/13/2008
Order in Disorder by Alias-Maxima reviews
Here be a story about chaos and insanity; About justice and light; About faith and corruption; About absolution and revenge. Here be rebirths; here be deaths; here be triumphant returns. There is a mortal, tortured soul named Jebus H. Christoff. And you shall learn about him. [BETA READERS: Spirit9871, Sacrom] -ON HIATUS-
Madness Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013
Nevadan Cleanse by wafflepudding reviews
The conception and cessation of Madness Combat's Nevada. Cover by Jackie Cai (Spectra 6234 on DeviantArt).
Madness Combat - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014
Kismet by igot2ne1problems reviews
Just like always, if only his brother had been right before it was too late. Oneshot, snippet.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Raiden, Fujin - Complete
Strangers by Innocent Fox reviews
Four men are chosen to enter a program to become the world's first super soldiers. Following them from World War II to the present day and beyond; Scorpion, Sub Zero, Reptile and Smoke become respected and feared by all who know of them. Their lives will never be the same again. [COMPLETE]
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Reptile, Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke
Mirror's Edge by shutterbones reviews
Queen Elsa has only just begun rebuilding her kingdom when she receives a letter from the King of the Southern Isles, pleading her help on behalf of his youngest brother and traitor to Arendelle. She embarks on a journey to find closure, only to instead discover the face of a troubled man hiding behind the mask of the monster that tried to kill her. (Frozen Sequel/Continuation)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,602 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Sharp and Sheer by Purtail reviews
Elsa's magic pushed Hans backwards, away from Anna, but it also pierced the most vital of places on him. With no ability to love, or be loved, Hans feels the effects of the curse, slowly freezing to death in the middle of summer.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Prime and Cold Bathroom Tiles by SirPolarBear reviews
Sanford was supposed to be in the prime of his life, but instead all he had was a revolver, a cracked mirror, and ghosts in his head. A Madness Combat fanfiction.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Bestia Parvulus by Andrea Foxx reviews
All beasts are in a way, like us. But we are the tamers of horses, makers of swords, speakers of tongues, and thinkers of wide thoughts. There are many men one could call beastly, and I suspect there are some beasts that would make fine men. GxZ platonic
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf
The Void by Akanesi reviews
Continued on from "The End Of Time", because truly, there is never an end to the madness, only new beginnings.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
A Second Too Late by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Pete never saved Rose, and she fell into the void, into the void with Daleks, Cybermen, and with things you can't even imagine. A second, if she held on a second longer, a moment longer, then none of this wouldn't have happened. She wouldn't be here.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Team Who by Michaela-Le-Mongoola reviews
Begins at the end of Evolution of the Daleks. Dalek Sec survives and joins the Doctor and Martha on their adventures. Series 3 told through the eyes of the Doctor, Martha, Sec and eventually Jack.Rated T for mild language and violence. 10thDoctor Story
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,283 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2007
Chronicles of the Chosen Three: Unholy Triforce by Seldavia reviews
Why is the most sacred icon in Hyrule's history seen as a curse mark? Why is Princess Zelda being held in a tower by her uncle and forbidden from practicing magic? What will happen when two other Bearers come to the castle, asking dangerous questions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
The Joker Menace by Doodlebug QT reviews
Lilo turned slowly, holding the precious offspring of the experiment close to her chest. She turned to look up at a slender man in a purple suit towering over her. His smile was daunting as he eyed her. "Why it's a little girl come to join the party!"
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,014 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Joker, Lilo P.
Dangerous Kind by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Set during movie 3. Freddy tries to possess Nancy, but she has too strong of will, while the two are stuck together the others Elm street children and doctor Gordon must find a way to save her, but what happens when they start to get along? Freddy/Nancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Mad House by SPG inc reviews
The Doctor is alone again as he crash lands the TARDIS outside Arkham Asylum. Usually reluctant to interfere with parallel worlds, the Doctor teams up with Batman and an unexpected old friend to stop the Joker. *HIATUS*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,055 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Batman/B. Wayne
Just One Chance by Cuppycake Batter reviews
I've been living in the darkness for eight months, being controlled by a being of pure evil and murdering many innocent people...but now I've been sent to a place where there are some beings that I'd love too much to kill...what am I going to do? MKxOC
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Doctor,Doctor House by uncopywritable reviews
Uhhh... hi. I'm new. I like House and Doctor Who so I decided to begin with a crossover. The doctor is dragged off course by a energy spike coming from a teaching hospital in New Jersey...
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Frog Doctor by PengyChan reviews
When turned into a frog himself by the same person who rescued him from the Other Side, Facilier learns that what goes around comes around to bite you - hard. The other lesson, however, won't be quite as simple to learn.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dr. Facilier
A Global Enigma by Bunny Bumpkins reviews
An invite to a World Country Meeting soon turns into a murder mystery. And anyone could be the culprit. • • ― A Professor Layton and Axis Powers Crossover .
Crossover - Professor Layton & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Morrow Day Council by Prince Azrael reviews
Every thousand years, the Morrow Days hold a council to discuss house matters. See the chaos that follows in the Morrow Day Council.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007
The Darkness Is Coming by Pliva reviews
Complete. The Doctor, the Master, Donna and Jenny are an odd group but they save the world anyway. The new drums are more dangerous than the Master knows, and he and the Doctor will have to face a part of their past they forgot. S4 Rewrite, Master/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,747 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
L'ombre de Samedi by Alliot reviews
To make a pact in voodoo, a few drops of blood is all that’s needed. Charlotte was oblivious to doing anything except cutting her finger while looking for her cat in a dusty old emporium...but no one could miss the sudden misfortunes of Tiana and Naveen.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Charlotte L.B., Dr. Facilier
The Green Thunder by Fyras14 reviews
Luigi's dreams had been haunting him for days. He dreamed of darkness, thunder, and his brother unconscious near his feet, with the green clad hero grinning as the thunder struck.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,264 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
The Beat of Four Hearts by Samber reviews
We all know what should have happened in the scrapyard scene from The End Of Time part 1. Slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Mistletoe by Pliva reviews
Donna invites the Doctor and the Master to a Christmas party and it's up to the Doctor to convince the Master to celebrate Christmas. A little holliday fluff writen for Christmasgift!2009. Written for qaffian luvr. Master/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Beauty Of Annihilation by ItzyBlitzy reviews
May 13th 1944, Judgment day. But how did it come to this? Wunderwaffe, Element 115 and hordes of ruthless undead, what exactly happened in Der Riese? For us, it’s just another fictional zombie Armageddon. But for Richtofen, it's as real as it gets.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009
The Heart Never Forgets by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
Italy/Germany/HRE; Germany's memory sparked a change that morning...a change that Italy just can't seem to forget
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Love Forgotten by sachiroyurei reviews
...And will now be remembered. When Germany finds an item that is nostalgic yet foreign to him, Prussia is forced to confess to a secret that holds Veneciano's happiness at stake. Explores theories that HRE is Germany. GerItaly, hints of Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sunrise On An Empty Field by Doitsu reviews
They took his name, his very identity. With every minute, he could feel himself fading. A country without its nation? They would never know what they had done.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Russia - Complete
Heaven was needing a hero by Jeannie-Mckay reviews
When a member of the team is attacked and gravely injured the rest of the group must rally around to find the attacker, whilst trying to solve a murder. How will they react now that one of their own is in hospital? Set around S4 with S2 spoilers
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,658 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Mac T. - Complete
Assassinating Love by Cuppycake Batter reviews
Will never be completed.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,319 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
Demon Potion by Gatita101 reviews
A strange bear changes Fumu.She helps Rick.But what happens when Nightmare returns but instead of chasing Kirby he's after Fumu?What does he want from her?What will she think of Meta Knight's secret?All secrets are revealed.Angst and Crime On hiatus
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,132 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Alone in the World by Shooting Star 25 reviews
He never thought that it would actually happen. But he was wrong. Will Luigi be able to handle the loss of a loved one?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Shadow Wings by twilitprincess reviews
When everyone finds out about Meta Knight's wings, Dedede wants a new demon beast and Nightmare is ready to take back what is his. But with demons looking for him, and everyone turned against him, Meta Knight just might be losing what hope he has left...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,622 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
And the Joker Got Away by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
Did you know that Jingle Bells has four verses? Well, I decided the Joker's version deserved four verses too. Now if I could only get Mark Hamill to sing it... Merry X-Mas, everybody.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/14/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Losing Face by KiWi Rai Rai reviews
Anime universe. An old face from Meta Knight's past not only puts his life in danger, but inadvertantly leads a threat to Kirby and possibly the rest of Pupu village.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008
Paper Tears by philosonica reviews
How is it that one can feel such real, painful emotions in a world made entirely out of paper? Super Paper Mario Universe. Contains character death, angst and some spoilers.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Three Of A Kind by Mad-Eye-Maddi reviews
The Master wasn't shot and he and the Doctor have come up with a plan to get Rose. 10 Simm Master. A bit of an AU and a lil OOC. Better sumarry inside. 10Rose, MasterRose Friendship, JackMaster hate...Martha coming soon 4 you Martha fans. please R&R L8er
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,490 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Marshmallows by Umbreon Mastah reviews
Oneshot. A story of four friends, marshmallows, and a conveniently placed stick.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
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Heard It in the Break Room reviews
Three AAHW agents on their breaks wonder: Who (or what) is the Auditor?
Madness Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
Breaking Fate reviews
Earthrealm is free, but freedom came at a high price. Her protectors, dwindling in numbers, have lost hope. Then, a chance meeting when a new world touches theirs starts a series of events that may just see their dark future changed once again.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Johnny Cage, Raiden, Sonya B., Pikachu
Intertwined
The Past and Future, Bruce Wayne and Batman: The Manor exists in the dreams of both. One-shot crossover
Crossover - Batman & Fatal Frame - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Of Wizards and Dragons reviews
In which a certain Potions Dragon meets a Potions Master, and finds much more in common than their expertise. A Gretel and Severus Snape fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fire Within - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Kirby Drabble Bin reviews
Just a junk box of shiz that I have no place for about Kirby. People free to steal/take/copy and paste or use inspire etc but give credit, OK? No real catergory because of variation.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
The Waiting Games reviews
Link is taking forever to get to the final boss and his princess. Looks like its time to do the only thing to do on such an occasion...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
A World of Difference reviews
The Allied Forces and the Axis Powers are transportedto Pupupuland. Containment of much cultural hoo-ha, swearing in foreign language and random gags.
Crossover - Kirby & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,363 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Circle You, Circle You reviews
An old building out of the sun's reach; hallways with decay, starting to leach. Behind the door in a dark back room... Were children remembered by what, by whom?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Circus of Nightmares reviews
A freak show and circus of specially selected ones is there for all's enjoyment. Read and enter if you wish.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Kirby Discovers the Caramelldansen reviews
Self-explanitary. Using characters from the Kirby anime universe. Bumped up the rating for two swears.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete