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WARNING!!!(Don't read this) its those MAIL CHAINS where someone will kill you if you continue so if you are superstitious then don't read it. :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fate by silverdragon4736 reviews
HPDM Bottom!Draco “Think about it. I fell at the exact moment Potter was walking past. Surely you would not have me question the hands of fate? I fell right on top of him. What else could it be but destiny?”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Remind me how to breathe by ScifiSOS reviews
Discontinued: Read Author's Notice. Story will be complete in two days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Forbidden Desire by Casey Stardust reviews
"I've seen the way you look at me, Hermione." Drawled Draco, causing Hermione to stutter "I, I don't know what you're talking about Malfoy." Draco smirked "Oh, I think you do." Dramione Fluff. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Misunderstanding by Josephine Stone reviews
When Harry is stalking, er, investigating Malfoy, he is misidentified as Pansy under polyjuice and has to make out with Malfoy to gather information about his involvement with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Playing the Role by HarleyD reviews
Oh… boy. Sorry. Harry is a dominant Veela…. Draco is a submissive Veela really…. However, Malfoys are not submissive Veelas so Draco's father has a plan to hide it… the question is can Draco manage it? Warnings: Boy on boy sexing, some mild violence, uh… the whole dominant/submissive veela plot… yea… that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Motorcycle by SoulMalady reviews
It's been five years since the war and Harry is acting a bit strange around Draco. What the hell is going on and why are there two Potters who have starkly contrasting personalities?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Not Jealous Whatsoever! by super yoshi reviews
'You're so naive Malfoy.' he whispered, leaning in closer, our breaths mingling. 'Am not . . . and anyway, why do you care so much' I said breathlessly, though I would deny it afterwards. I didn't get a reply. Please read. It's Drarry! Dominant Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Hermione's Angry Run! by Dark Dancer Kayla reviews
Hermione accidentally casts a spell on Harry and it won't wear off...not without help anyway. I know it's probably been done to death but I wanted to write it anyway. Possibility of more if this one is well received. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Saviour's Saviour by bleedforyou reviews
Draco is a coward until he is jealous, which makes him do radically out-of-character things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Him by alternativename reviews
Harry was a slut, everyone knew it. Since he defeated the dark lord in his 5th year he'd lost all his honest principles and lost himself darkly inside whatever male or female he felt like devouring." Porn-WITH-Plot. So yeah.. Lots of smut plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Among the Trees by sunxsleepsx reviews
Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Made Them Do It by ConstantComment reviews
A Christmas-in-May!fic for leo draconis, written with the prompt "a mistletoe kiss that leads to so much more Unestablished relationship, please! " Warnings for dub-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoys Are Evil by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Towel Boy by V for Viagra reviews
HP/DM/BZ After years being tormented by the two sexiest Quidditch players in the league Draco finds out a secret about them that will change things forever. Not everything is as it seems. Sometimes cruelty hides dirty desires. Its a three-some kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing You by SasunaruTLA reviews
Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Enough by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry fic. Harry has had enough. He can't go back to the way things were before the war. And he doesn't want to. Warnings for SLASH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Droogs and Dogs by MyWords-MySolace reviews
HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mattress by iAvenger reviews
A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wings by Galadriell reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has changed - physically, emotionally, and magically. Then came Draco... Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,124 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What A Malfoy Wants by Froststar11 reviews
Draco Malfoy had come to a realization: He wanted Harry Potter. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets... Let the scheming begin. M for Language. OOC. Crazy, Egotistical Draco. CRACK!fic based on a dream. You've been warned : DRARRY. Mild LLxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Kissing Booth by ConstantComment reviews
Written for HD Smoochfest, 2010 on LJ. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and Harry gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and tests them out. The next day he can't remember who it was, but he sure wants to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minuet by CherishMimi reviews
So, it was over. The Final Jam was over, and though constantly Mitchie had told herself that Shane and her were just friends, there were times, moments, that would lead her otherwise. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,393 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Meetings by Windseeker2305 reviews
Life is a series of meetings; of daily, weekly, and yearly encounters to make of what we will." A short dribbly, drabbly ficlet. Two or three parts. Slash and cuteness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Sweet Sister by Irreplacabelle reviews
Ron looks extremely uncomfortable. "…Maybe you guys were right, there's definitely something wrong with Malfoy" but Harry understood; He had lost someone very close to him. DM/HP Two-shot, Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reptilisarous by FTML reviews
!SLASH SLASH SLASH! Harry casts a spell on Draco, which at first, doesn't seem to work, but soon after, brings about suprising and very intimate results. This story's inspired by the fairtale "The Frog Prince" XD or shall I say, "The Horny Frong Price"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just A Crush by snappers reviews
Rose Weasley, in a drunken stupor, confessed her love for Scorpius Malfoy... in front of the entire gryffindor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The One Where Ron and Hermione Find Out by EruditeWitch reviews
When Harry is injured, the secret is out. Will their relationship last such a startling revelation? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peace in Darkness by Curse Weaver reviews
Hermione gets a much bigger gift than she could have ever imagined for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Soul Mates by SparrowofTruth93 reviews
What should have happened in season 2. Godric shouldnt have died, he should have stayed with Eric. So he did! ERIC/GODRIC! Very Mature! Read with caution but you'll love it!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
HD 'Hedgehogs' DoMeVeela Fest 2010 by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry; Charmed!Dursleys; Omniscient!Dumbledore; Hogwarts, between 5th & 6th Years. Draco could not resist the Call, but Harry lets him into No. 4 despite that. The only question is why, exactly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fall by lumpragamuffin reviews
One-shot. AU HPDM slash OOC. Though Harry Potter has gained immense power, he has finally lost more than he could handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Absolutely Wankered by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Harry has insomnia and a raging hunger for someone he really shouldn't. He decides to spend his extra hours getting to know the object of his desires a little better. Three-shot, PWP, rated M for later chapter/s. Completed, at last! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Abandon Classroom by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry needs something, but he doesn't want anyone to know its him that needs it. so he comes up with an idea. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inferi & You by BirdG reviews
Letting go of the past isn't always easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Earning Redemption by shadowed warrior reviews
Almost ten years after the war is over Draco has a new life in America as a Healer, but what will happen when a half-mad, beaten and spell damaged Harry Potter is admitted to the hospital where he works?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Likewise by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Of Bookstores and Stalkers by olimakiella reviews
Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Defining Moment' by tigersilver reviews
Draco wishes he spoke the language. At least Potter does. AU; era unspecified; shameless PWP; smuff. Gift to 'Combustion' readers and anyone who sticks with my many WIPs...grin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hearts Open at the Close by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry wins the war and loses himself. It’s Draco’s job to heal him, but that might just be impossible. Especially after Harry takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gentleman Pervert by Digitallace reviews
Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat Spirit by tandy9evaG reviews
COMPLETE Harry’s pregnant and can’t look after the child when it’s born.Now he has to get someone to look after the child.Preferably the grandparents since he doesn’t want to tell the father and still wants the child to have it's real family.Drarry.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Android by Rice-Ball247 reviews
android!Draco/human!Harry. Harry loves Draco, but is upset that Draco cannot return his feelings. But with a love this strong, anything is possible! A sweet, flangst oneshot where technology personified just won't admit that he loves his human. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4675 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Morning After by the croc reviews
Sequel to "A Drunken Romance" and prequel to "Spiked Eggnog." The events the morning after. Drarry Dom!Draco Paranoid!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mishap by Digitallace reviews
Merlin's magic runs out of his control...with amusing results
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love's Promise by envious-ema reviews
*REPOST* Just a story about Harry and Draco and how they fall in love! warnings: this is Slash boy/boy, HP/DM, EWE, OC's, romance, fluff, WAFF, Flangst, rated M for language and boys smexin! ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Can Have Me However You Like, Sir by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry is Draco Malfoy’s newest assistant at Chic & Style, and has had a severe crush on him for years now. Can he get over it to actually get the job done? Or will he be doomed to suffer from it for as long as he works under him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meet the boss by Dione-chan reviews
Remus needed a few pappers for a new job, while collecting them he stuck in an elevator with a very sexy stranger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pranks by EmeraldFeather reviews
harry was bored and pissed off as the girls in his department couldn't leave him alone. enter draco malfoy who was cute,beautiful and sexy as hell. Suddenly he became the center of the pranks by the girls.. why is that? my first H/D story, cute!draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Drunken Romance by the croc reviews
Drarry In which Harry is taken advantage of. Slash! Slightly explicit but is definantly suitably rated. Prequel to "The Morning After" and "Spiked Eggnog."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cat Nip by Because I Can reviews
During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,478 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Mask by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry doesnt know who the passionate boy he met at the ball was because his face was hidden behind a mask. Will his lover ever reveal himself? Hp/? WARNING SLASH. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
since third year by hydi cullen-inlovewith Draco M reviews
ONE-SHOT.I was pulled up against his chest,his hand sliding over my breasts,squeezing roughly.He ripped my newly bought panties from under my school skirt off of me.Without hesitating he plunged three fingers into my dripping wet core.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing the territory by jezzi85 reviews
What if ferret!Draco didn’t get into Crabbe’s pants, but into Harry’s? Scene from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potty mouth by hydi cullen-inlovewith Draco M reviews
ONE-SHOT. thigs get a little steamy while Draco and Hermoine are arguing and it doesn't help that Hermione give out their password will nilly. please R&R. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 166 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Going Crazy Without You by Riley-the-Sadist848 reviews
After a big fight, Mitchie and Shane realize how much they actually need each other. Too bad they're way too stubborn to admit that they were wrong. OneShot. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let It Rain, Let It Pour by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Mitchie goes for a jog as it starts to rain. It clears her mind and she makes a very dramatic decision that affects her relationship with Shane. Rated M for *heavy* adult content and language.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Irresistable Temptation by mendedglass reviews
Just a short description work. Changed the rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Phone Call by Emo-Pirate reviews
Draco's horny and Harry's on call for the minister... Hmmm I wonder! warning! BJ and slash! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Painful Silence by RBTL reviews
Al's always been a bit shy, but he's never been afraid to talk to people. That is, he wasn't until Scorpius showed up. Now Al wonders if he'll ever be able to speak again. AS/S Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Settling the Score by dracosgem reviews
Hermione Granger, Gryffindor Princess and total bookworm at your service. Oh, and newly appointed President of the We Hate Ron Weasley Club! Membership only five knuts. Thus far I have one member, but that’s all about to change…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Match Me by RBTL reviews
“Oh, Merlin, I don’t even want to know what they had to say about this. Just look at the headline: 'Match Me Owners' Best Match? Their Own!’ Talk about cheesy...” AS/S, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The secret of the Malfoy Allure by Mistress of the Spoils reviews
James Potter II doesn't understand how his brother Albus can like that Malfoy kid, it must be a curse, a love spell. He'll find out and save Alby! AS/S HP/DM JP/OM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stay by DreamingInColour reviews
Oneshot. HP/DM. Draco is leaving Harry to join Voldemort. How will he take it? Descriptive. Stay away kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mind, body, heart, and soul by The Jester Girl reviews
I must be going crazy.But in that dream, it was different. Never had Potter been so gentle with me, never had the dreams been so tame in accessories, a pair of silk scarves were nothing compared to the chains . . . Not mine, but please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wake up, Harry by whippasnappa reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort, but was hit with a dark curse from Lucius and slips into a coma. Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Draco won't let Harry die. Draco can't let Harry die, no matter what it takes. HarryxDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tables Turned by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Draco wants everyone to know who she belongs to. Hermione absolutely refuses the idea. But will that Slytherin charm used on her best friend cause her to change her mind? R&R! I don't own HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Love of a Kitten by littlepinkwolf reviews
With Voldemort Dead, life is not easy for Harry as Old friends become enemies and old enemies become friend. With the return of three Slytherins, Harry life is turned upside down. HarryDraco, PansyBlaise SeverusRemus CreatureFic OCness, MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tricks VS Treats by Bonnie Black reviews
AU 7th year. Hogwarts throws a Halloween Party, and Draco decides tonight is the night he gets his man. SLASH, HPDM. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insecurities by DarKxKunoichi reviews
Viktor Krum x Hermione Granger. Hermione discovers that even Viktor Krum has his insecurities. ONESHOT. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Illusions by Khymeira reviews
In a battle against Death Eaters, Harry apparates to the Forbidden Forest to get to Hogwarts. Fainting there, he is taken in my a most unusual animal... DH repost
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jealousy by ronniekins-mione reviews
Ron loves Hermione, who loves him back, but they have problems, and Lavender being there doesn't make it any better. For Renatchen, my friend and soulrepairer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tidings of Love by Twilight Magician24 reviews
[Oneshot] DM? SLASH! It's New Years Eve and Draco despairs of his lover ever returning his love. Will there be a New Years miracle for our lonely Ice Prince?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Say My Name, Say My Name by Beautiful-Boy-Love reviews
Draco and Harry have both come into their inheritance. Draco is a Veela on the hunt for his mate who just hapens to be Harry. Can he get him to call him by his first name? oneshot fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Incidental Plot by lovelyloey reviews
A cliche veela fic! Readers have fun spotting the cliche plot elements! Overused plot but unique elaboration! HPDM slash n mpreg. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,693 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Ahja Reyn reviews
It had always been a game of cat and mouse between Potter and Malfoy. So it was no surprise when things took on a more sexual spin in the end. (HPDM, oneshot, slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Interlude by Angel Lain reviews
A certain Bushy Haired Gryffindor barrows someones laptop and crazyness and rollicking fun ensue. Harry Draco slash fic. Some Graphic scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dangerous Games by Lunalelle reviews
COMPLETE! An analogy between JekyllHyde and Tom RiddleVoldemort for the intellectually inclined. Hermione has an accident, the Time Turner is destroyed, and she's stuck in 1943. She meets young Tom Riddle in his seventh year, Head Boy, and in his prime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,320 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
SCAR by Muted Rainbow reviews
FINISHED Hermione and Draco get to know each other at Hermione's Aunt's Manor over the summer. They come to hogwarts and bad things start happening. Will our lovers break or will they come out stronger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Homomanisus by Kinna reviews
AU (Pre-OoTP)- Draco Malfoy don’t exist. Not as we know him that is. After repeated interruptions of Snape's lesson, a pissed Snape transfigures ferret Draco into human form. Sans the clothes. Opps. Slash (Going on hiatus for quite a few months)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,847 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What a Boy Wants by eudyptulaminor reviews
Updated chapters! 38 Additional ending on chapter 6! Find out Sev's mystery love! After Harry becomes a godlike creature, he decides to seduce and capture the creature that stole his heart. Warning slash hpdm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete