Author has written 32 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Cats, Repo! The Genetic Opera, American Idiot, Degrassi, We Will Rock You, Glee, 13, and Misc. Movies.
Former Usernames: SensesFailxx, StJimmyHasSinned, ThouArtBenvolio
UPDATES ON MY STORIES:
Honestly I'm probably never going to update any of my old stories. I'll redo this section later.
The One I Want - Glee Jyder
(LITERALLY THE ONLY FIC I AM WORKING ON AT THE MOMENT, AND THE ONLY ONE I'M GOING TO WRITE FOR/UPDATE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME)
Of A Great Big Broadway Flop:
(BUT LIKE LITERALLY I'M PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO WRITE ANY OF THESE. I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO DELETE THEM FROM HERE BC THEY'RE ALL PRETTY BANGIN IDEAS)
sup I'm Steph.
I'm really happy I'm finally updating my profile bc the old text that was here was actually really embarrassing. I'm literally cringing rn as I delete it all.
I'm 21 years old, I live in NJ, I kind of want to live in NJ for my whole life. I want to see and explore the whole world one day, but only for temporary moments like vacations and stuff. I can't picture myself living anywhere else.
I share a birthday with Criss Angel the Mindfreak and that's pretty much the only interesting thing about me.
I'm one hundred percent Italian, okay so that's actually the most interesting thing about me. I assure you it will all go downhill from here. :P
I work at a Stop and Shop for now. It sucks to say but I'm gonna keep this shitty ass job for as long as I can bc I get health insurance and raises every so often. I go to community college which I'm gonna be stuck in forever bc I don't take school seriously enough, but hey, I'm a theatre major so that's cool. One day it's my main goal in life to be a musical theatre director. I would love to open my own theatre somewhere and run it and direct all of the shows. But the future scares me and talking too much about it actually triggers my anxiety a lot. Maybe I should work on that...
I have already directed three shows: Godspell, The Little Mermaind (NOT REALLY), and Grease. I was just the assistant director for all of those but I'm slowly working my way up there.
I've been an actor in four shows: Beauty and the Beast, 13, Fame, and Legally Blonde.
Music is my life. My genres are classic rock, punk rock, alternative, and some rap. My favs include Green Day, Senses Fail, Billy Joel, Chiodos, Eminem, Queen, My Chemical Romance, and more that aren't worthy enough to make it to the favs list. Show tunes are also amazing of course, and yes... even the Glee Cast.
I also love watching movies, watching tv, reading books, reading fanfiction, going on tumblr, avoiding real life problems, avoiding my anxiety issues, blocking random scenes and songs in random musicals when I'm alone in my room, and going out to chill with people.
Yes I smoke weed end of discussion don't even try to give me any shit for it you ignorant fucks. Alcohol is fun too but it sucks.
I have two parents, a sister, two cats, zero grandparents, and a bunch of other people.
I love my boyfriend very much he's amazing and perfect and I'm extremely lucky to have him in my life.
NY Yankees fan forever
Halloween has got to be my favorite holiday.
I'm actually really sorry because I sound like a bitter asshole right now. I'm really not. I'm actually the friendliest and least judgemental person ever. I'm just cranky right now and it's late and I have a 5am shift to get to in a few hours. Time management is obviously not my strong suit. Okay so following the format of my old account, I have a whole profile section dedicated to musicals.
Musicals I Love: Grease, Spring Awakening, American Idiot, Cats, Repo the Genetic Opera, Sweeney Todd, The Producers, Bare A Pop Opera and Bare the Musical, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid (I GUESS UGH), 13, Fame, Legally Blonde, Godspell, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Rocky Horror, Newsies, Wicked, A Very Potter Musical, Rent, Hairspray, Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride if those last two count. I'm sure there are a few more I'm forgetting
Musicals I've Seen On Broadway (in the order I saw them): The Radio City Christmas Spectacular, The Nutcracker, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Beauty and the Beast, Wicked, American Idiot, Godspell, Bare the Musical, Wicked again
Musicals I've Seen Live: Cats, The Producers, Spring Awakening, Grease, a few others I'm forgetting, and Godspell, Little Mermaid (UGH), and Grease directed by me
Musicals I Hate:
so like the recurring theme you keep seeing about me hating the Little Mermaid is literally just bc I can't believe a high school actually did the show. I'm only the assistant director and I have very little directing experience, which means I get almost no say in what the musical each year is going to be. Which I'm totally cool with bc I have to work my way up to the top of course. But usually the shows my alma mater puts on are very professionally done so I have high expectations for the drama club. and yeah I still can't believe a friggin high school did Mermaid. The script was made for an elementary school cast and made it obvious in it. plus it also tried to say how to direct the show like really??? and oh yeah since no other high school ever has done Mermaid we had to buy a bunch of custom made costumes for like 6000 G or something like that. end rant.
Least Favorite Characters:
Least Favorite Pairings:
How I Think the Relatioships Go:
'nuff said :)
I'm gonna keep all of that there and not edit it or anything bc Cats was the first fandom I ever joined on this site, and pretty much my first fandom ever. and as far as how the relationships go, the plot of Cats can be very unclear and the fans have to kind of guess who is related to who and who is mating with who.
Least Favorite Characters:
not exactly favorites but Sam/Brittany and Jake/Kitty were totally cool and cute too *avoids flames for supporting Bram*
Least Favorite Pairings:
I'm gonna lump all of my other fav pairings together bc they're all significantly less important than Cats and Glee (in no particular order)
LMAOOO I wrote all of those crack pairings years ago and I'm just gonna keep them there bc I'm currently dying of laughter and I was one sick fuck lmao
Pick 8 random Jellicle cats:
1. The Rum Tum Tugger
These eight characters you just picked are stuck in a house for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a character for every question below, write down which one it would be.
There are four rooms, who would be in each room?
If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
If two of them were considered the dad and mom of the house, who would it be?
If (1) wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would he/she take it from?
If two characters were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
If someone had to watch (5) brush his/her teeth every morning, who would it be?
There were two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
Who would hate being in the house the most ?
Someone took a brand spanking new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
If there were arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
Who would be the one missing his/her mate that wasn’t in the house?
When (3) walks downstairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
A pillow fight broke out. Who started it?
Someone made a fort in the laundry room...who was the kit?
There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who is the prankster?
The music's too loud, who turned it up?
There's a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house:
Someone's crying, who is it and what happened?
Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Someones tanning on the roof who is it?
Who is the tallest in the house?
Who is the shortest in the house?
Who is the loudest?
Who is the clown?
Who is the most respectful?
Who is the one (8) goes to talk to the most?
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Who's in bed first?
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
Who is always dancing?
Someone has the same sweater as (7). Does (7) get mad at him/her, and who is it?
(4) spilled ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
yeah sure I guess I will keep this random survey thing here too. Cats is da bomb.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
so pretty much back in the day, everyone who was anyone had this list on their profile. I guess I will keep it here to show that I'm an ally and not just some fucking idiot who writes fanfics about gay boys only to fetish them.
If you've actually gotten to this part of the page, I applaud you. It seems like you like to read as much as I like to type:) Feel free to PM me and don't forget to review! Stai attento!