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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Black Cat.
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Silhouette by mooniestar-69 reviews
Chapter Update 8/16/11: HimeXGrim, and I was a little gentler with this one, so rest easy! Pairings: HimeXNnoitra, HimeXGin, HimeXUlqui, and now HimeXGRIMMJOW! Warning: Strong Language, NonCon Sexual one-shots. More pairings to come! Review please!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,458 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Matsuda's Dirty Mind by Eru no Tsubasa reviews
Matsuda keeps jumping to dirty conclusions when he overhears conversations between L and Light, when, in fact, they are talking about very innocent things. He has a very overactive dirty mind... Lots of humor! LLight! Read and review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mindset by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt simply stared into those blue eyes, the little flecks of green in them catching his attention immediately, and he hardly heard a single word that came out those lips after the initial apology. That man was hot, was all he could think. MM Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Curve That Sets Everything Straight by yellowbricks reviews
"Orihime's guide to smiling: 1. Put two fingers at either corner of your mouth. 2. Pull both fingers up. 3. Repeat until smile looks natural." ... The woman has a lot of nerve.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Spectacular by spyder-m reviews
A snide comment by Renji causes Shuuhei to become curious about the, let's say, "authenticity" of Rangiku's breasts. Unable to focus on his work, Shuuhei attempts to uncover the truth, by any means necessary. ShuuRan. PWP essentially. Revised.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Vivid Dreams by 7thCentury reviews
Short Sasori and Deidara story. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Freud Loves You by Inuyasha4eva reviews
It's very early in the morning and all Mello really wants is a nice cup of coffee. All he needs is for his good buddie Matt to make it for him. What the blonde was not expecting was to hear about his friend's peculiar dream. MattxMello / One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Favour Me by ChocoCoatedLemons reviews
SMUT. This is smut. And yaoi, and MelloxMatt. So yeah - if you hate it, you CAN read it. Just don't bother me with your hate. :D Smut! *Used to be my old account, twistedpearls*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Mello, Matt
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tempur Tantrum by xElementFivex reviews
Mello does his best to prove that he can be mature enough to be a mafia boss, but still throw the biggest hissy fit of the century. And poor Matt has to deal with the aftermath.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Love Drunk by QuinaLee reviews
Mello is severely bored, and decides to escape from the orphanage with Matt for a fun time out and about. After getting totally smashed, they find themselves at a park....what happens? Le gasp! MattxMello. Smut! One-shot. Delicious. Happy time. YAOIIIIII!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
Truth Hurts by summerrayah reviews
Gin steals one of Szayel's mysterious vials, but when Captain Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichik, Captain Hitsugaya, and Rangiku show up unexpectedly, his plans are altered and everything everyone thinks they know is turned upside down.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
Compensation by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
Just a little Gin x Rangiku drabble. Rangiku has a question for you, Gin... Warning s : mentioning things of a sexual nature.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Slapdash by phollie reviews
It's a filthy, filthy world, and in reality, Mihael Keehl is probably the filthiest thing in it. Mello's loss of virginity. M.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Mello - Complete
Call Me by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt's favorite sex line operator just quit so what's he to do? Good thing Mello's there for him in his time of need. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Puberty Life in the ANBU by Lady Eden Death reviews
What most people forget is that when Uchiha Itachi was in the ANBU, he was just entering puberty. These are some of the incidents he experienced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Itachi U.
High by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Male Enhancement by orangetintedvision reviews
Just a delay in programming, right? Nothing to worry about, right? No sick, twisted plot to try to emasculate me and mutilate my sexual confidence, right? WRONG!" Infomercials make Matt insecure. Mello remedys this. language, immature humor, yaoi, MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Your Princess Is In Another Castle by Alory Shannon reviews
Making contact with the person you were tailing was a Very Bad Idea. Especially when the person you were tailing was an awfully cute Japanese girl. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
Let Me Look Down Your Pants by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Byakuya doesn't believe that Ichigo's hair is natural... CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Marriage by InactiveAnon reviews
Kuwabara attempts to explain weddings and marriage to Hiei. Sometimes, cultural misunderstandings can lead to injury for a certain unfortunate human.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Discomfort by Living in a fantasy reviews
When Matt and Mello are forced to hide in a supply closet to avoid being caught by Roger after hours, it leads to some rather…awkward…moments.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Good Things by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Hal gets home from work intent on releasing her tension through Mello, but she gets more than she bargained for.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Pants by le.etoile reviews
Orihime makes an inquiry to Ichigo about pants. More specifically, his pants. IchiHime drabble/crack-fic?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
I've Told You A Thousand Times by litill Hnappur reviews
Kakuhidan, hot summer, tight mask, rebounding personalities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Simple Lust With a Side of Cute by Buttercup-chan reviews
Pein and Konan have been doing the same thing at Akatsuki for a while. What happens when Konan wants to jump Pein? Lots of things! :D like.. LEMON and.. FUNNYS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Redemption by katt1995 reviews
“That wont due…I want to hear you screaming…” He whispered as his hand slowly came to her thigh. Sakura shuddered to his comment and when he touched her sensitive leg she trembled. The only thing Sakura could get out was,“Then make me scream…” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
How to Tell a Sister by Dueling Fire Demon reviews
ONESHOT How does Hiei tell Yukina he is her brother? in this funny tale of when Hiei does something stupid, tells the whole story, NOTE DO NOT TRY TO DRINK 1,192 SHOTS, that would be stupid. SQUEAL NOW UP! How to Tell a Crush!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
Waiting by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Becasue she is so tired of being empty and he doesn't quite know how to accept help from others. It may not be paradise, but it was still more then either could ever dare to hope for. SuiSaku Dedicated to Memories Faded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Eating Habits by DarkToLight reviews
Unfortunately for him, Ulquiorra Schiffer didn't know not to let Orihime near the kitchen. -1st person, Ulquiorra POV- -mild spoilers I guess- -K for... Orihime's cooking...- -UlquiHime, UlquiorraxOrihime-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Bedroom Rules by koa-chan reviews
Matt is the child of the two. Why? Because he DOES NOT follow Mello's rules and he makes his own! Even if it's Mello's friggin' bed, dammit. - MattxMello for the win.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Family of Sorts by Guttersnipe reviews
Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Call Me Again by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku AU. In which a long distance relationship doesn’t matter in the least when you have a phone nearby and a man with a delicious, sexy voice. Oneshot smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bringing Sasuke Back by red champagne reviews
Once again, Team Kakashi is going to attempt to bring Sasuke back! But they're going about it a little differently this time... crackfic rated for innuendos and safety no pairing oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Pants Explosion by Sherrri reviews
In the heat of the summer, Mello thinks it’s only logical to trade his leather pants for leather shorts. Matt, on the other hand, begins finding logic hard to come by. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Access by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Telephone Call by AidennPluto reviews
Kuwabara calls Kurama with a question. Includes a clueless human, a fox with a headache, and an incredulous little brother. Slight KuwaYukina. Note: "Shuuichi" is Kurama's stepbrother and "Shuichi" is Kurama's human name.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
So what is it really? by Pixelated Bloodbath reviews
My first attempt at a fanfic, so be nice. Ulquiorra and Orihime discuss what a Hollow hole really is. UlquiHime, naturally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Eavesdropping is Wrong by angellovedark reviews
AU.Matt/Mello with past Matt/Near and a little L/Light. What happens when Mello finds Matt diary from Wammys?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
chit chat by evol le fox666 reviews
light teases L, L is scared. find out why...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Secret by spacehikariangel reviews
While celebrating Mello's full recovery from the explosion, Matt gets drunk and reveals his little secret to Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
A Little Joke by Atopos reviews
Hidan thinks he can tell jokes, much to some people's horror. Warning: Swearing, Kakuzu is a little OOC, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
AED by NoLifeChild reviews
Akatsuki Education, aka AED. After Deidara destroyed a village, the Akatsuki Organization is in deep trouble. What's Sir Leader plan? A Special Ed for potential Akatsuki members! Partial Parody. Oh yeah, Hidan still can't swear. Kisame has a child!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kakuzu, Kisame H.
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Gay Boyrfiend by Kanoi-chan reviews
Sakura and Karin have a bit of a hearttoheart, resulting in Karin finding out just why Sasuke doesn't react to her advances.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Karin U., Sakura H. - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fight Fire with Fire by RobinRocks reviews
Near had always, always found it hilarious that Mello and Matt had hooked up, and more so that it was Matt who ploughed Mello until next Thursday, rather than vice versa. Rated M for language more so than the sexual content.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Paradise by the broom closet light by jayanx reviews
Trapped in a closet, the oldest set up in the world, what is happening to poor Sakura a Sakura x Suigetsu moment, for Elli Cole’s challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Boredom by izzylee reviews
Oneshot. Matt's a little bored and decides to have fun with Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Possibilities by gonnarokuyou reviews
Ichigo hits puberty, Renji wants to hit something, and Rukia hits the jackpot.IchigoRukiaRenji, het and slash
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Ichigo's Issue by Bleachy-nii reviews
Ichigo's dad confronts him, thinking he has, an issue. Rukia hears from inside her closet. Poor Ichigo has to explain what it means.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
What I Do in Hueco Mundo by tOKYOsKApARADISEoRCHESTRA reviews
How exactly DOES Gin pass his time in Hueco Mundo? CH7: Byakuya! Why hav'ncha replied? And Renji, why are you reading your captain's letters without his permission? Where's that cable guy, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
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Moonlight on the Water reviews
After their fight with Killer Bee, the Taka decide it's time they get a Medical Ninja in their platoon; More specifically Sakura. What will happen when Sakura takes an interest in someone other than Sasuke? Suigetsu x Sakura. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
Trainsexual reviews
Kyouko really wants to know. She just has to know. It will determine the fate of the world. It's a crucial issue... Is Creed-sama in love with Kuro-sama?
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kyoko K., Creed D. - Complete
I Always Knew You Would Be A Screamer reviews
Who knew calling Kakuzu weird looking could end in sex? Read and review please! First lemon, so I hope It's good. Lemon, yaoi. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete