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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey! I'm from NZ and like schoolwork, watching sport, reading, and good movies, listening to music and reading Twilight fanfic. My three loves? Post-Breaking Dawn (not Jacob/Renesmee, Edward/Bella), crackfic and smutty, smutty lemons ;)

Hope you like my stories. xx

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Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Torn by SarkyBlueEyes reviews
In a bid to escape Blaine's bullies, the Andersons move to Ohio. Under strict orders from his Dad to hide his sexuality, Blaine is torn between pretending he is straight, and the cute boy next door whose singing floats through his bedroom window at night.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,826 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8279 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Broken Bird Sing by no.1Schizo reviews
AU Kurt never went to spy on the Warblers but met Blaine soon enough as a new student to Dalton A broken shell of a boy he once was. Can Blaine break through the walls Kurt put around himself or give up on an obviously hopeless case? Klaine M for language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,838 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5960 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scandal by Unidentified Writing Object reviews
What if Blaine had been more persistent that night in the parking lot of 'Scandal? What if Blaine drank a little too much? Not only does Blaine hurt Kurt by flirting with another man, Blaine does something really unforgivable. Klaine. Based on 'First time' Episode.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Parodies of Paradise by TheWitchOfTheSouth reviews
Parodies of the Kurt and Blaine scenes in each episode. Includes what everybody was REALLY thinking while watching the scenes! Written in script format, character development and plot constancy will be questioned, lines will be dissected, and more!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7429 - Favs: 10,288 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Tangled Web by musthavebeentheweather reviews
A collection of drabbles collected from Tumblr. Mostly Klaine related, ranging widely in their subject matter. T overall, M in a few chapters
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Showering by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Spoilers for upcoming Big Brother episode.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Evolution of Kurt Hummel by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine: The sex life of Kurt Hummel from beginning to almost end.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Young Burt Reynolds by damngators reviews
Kurt's reaction to Sue calling Blaine a 'young Burt Reynolds' in Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Silly one-shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Looking Forward by bxblover reviews
Part three in a set of one-shots for the celebration of Klaine Week. A missing segment from On My Way, and my personal headcanon.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
IllTimed Proposals by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine with added Cooper. Futurey fic. A Friday night out with friends ends up at Cooper's plush apartment. A cheese plate and another bottle of wine later, Kurt and Cooper get talking...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sex And Songs And Valentine's Day by Green Rainboots reviews
Kurt and Blaine enjoy their first Valentine's Day as a couple reminiscing and joking in Blaine's bed. It's also the perfect place, what with the house empty, to make up for two weeks with no sex. -No actual sex scenes, but there is some making out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If It's Me and You Together, It's Already Perfect by asongtoohardtofollow reviews
My version of the missing scenes in "The First Time" and the night/morning after. Smut. Fluff. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times Kurt Was in Blaine's Room by smellslikechai reviews
The evolution of Kurt and Blaine's relationship portrayed through Blaine's bedroom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Innate by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Fluffilicious fic about Kurt and Blaine at the mall. There is a child involved.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Absent Thoughts by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. The direct aftermath of Loveshack. Basically: desperate, needy, in-love, missed-you sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unplanned Wedding Day Shenanigans by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut with hilarious cameos from Finn and Cooper. Set in the future, on the morning of Kurt and Blaine's wedding day. Not everything goes quite as planned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To Have A Home by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
Kurt gets carried away saying good bye to Blaine and Carol finds it all very amusing. AKA the one where Kurt knows Carol knows that he knows she knows.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by nothingbutgoneness reviews
Procrastination leads to horny!Klaine. A cliche Valentine's Day story with lots of sexy times. Rated M for a good reason. So much fluff you may or may not need a filling by the end. Author not responsible for dental emergencies resutling from this story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Theory of Relativity by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine and introducing Cooper. They though they had the house to themselves. Snuggles on the couch. Popcorn. PJs. A movie. A quick blowjob. And then, suddenly, they had company. NOW with a second part.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sweet Little Crinkle by alicemayisbetter reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Kurt's only wish is to avoid last year's awfulness. He succeeds fantastically. Fluffy fluff is fluffy. Klaine, just, like, all over the place. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why I Really, Really, Really Like You by rayychel infinity reviews
"You laugh at my jokes," "You get me," "You're witty." Blaine brings Kurt a rather unique Valentine's gift to school that leaves Kurt actually enjoying the holiday for once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Night Out by KrissyReminisce reviews
Burt and Carole finally have a night out for a date. They catch someone else on a date of their own. Takes place after Born This Way. No Season 3 Spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
When you give yourself to me by Da Klainetrain Is Coming reviews
Kurt loves waking up next to Blaine. He's so beautiful and soft under Kurt's hands, so perfect and just made to be loved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Anniversay by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Kurt is away at school during Klaine's two year anniversary. Blaine decides to surprise Kurt and gets a surprise of his own. Fluffy love. Just boy kisses nothing graphic. please read and review.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Words Can Hurt by A-Certain-Kind-Of-Sadness reviews
Kurt says something he regrets...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What I Do To Keep You Warm by brontosaurus reviews
"The rain came fast..." Kurt and Blaine, stranded in Blaine's station wagon after their romantic picnic is cut short by a storm, pass the time in the best way they can fathom: in other words, shagging.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Come On, You Can Tell Me by bitchboughtmycookie reviews
T rated for mentions of sex. Santana deduces that Kurt and Blaine have given up their virginities, and questions them about it, to embarrassing results.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That's Not Eggnog by shotofvanilla reviews
Christmas Fic! During a New Direction sleepover, Kurt and Blaine sneak off to enjoy some... eggnog. Rated M for reasons
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Get it Out in the Shower by JessitheBlonde reviews
Blaine thinks about what Kurt does in the shower. future!fic, slight domestic kink
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nobody Says No To Kurt Hummel by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU Klaine. In which Kurt is the Head Cheerio/HBIC looking for something new, and Blaine is the awkward new kid he has his eyes on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
From the Heart by jory7elefant reviews
Everyone has a device on their wrist that tells them when they meet their soul mate. Kurt's indicates that his soul mate has died, and he gives up on love until he meets Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twelve Days of Klainemas by ReluctantFangirl15 reviews
In the twelve days leading up to Christmas Blaine treats Kurt to as many holiday traditions as he can think of, with something very special saved for Christmas Day.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breathing by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Blaine liked breathing, he liked it a lot. And if he was honest with himself, it was amazing that he could finally breathe normally again. Spoilers for 3x11, Michael.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Perfect Place by We Can Be Gorgeous reviews
New Directions make to Nationals this year and being in New York gives a certain couple gets an idea. Just some fluffy Klaine to make you smile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Hand, One Heart by pineappletop92 reviews
Ever since high school, Kurt and Blaine have always had this thing where they draw a heart on each other's hand. No one else really understands it - but then again, they don't really need to. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And The Clock Strikes Twelve by PandaFire McMango reviews
As Kurt and Blaine consider the beginning of a new year, they realize how soon they'll have to leave each other. What starts out as painful moments at a New Directions New Year's becomes much more personal when the party is over. Fluff and sexy-times.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Make This All Go Away by heyblaine reviews
A lot of stuff can happen in less than one week, both for better and for worse, Kurt and Blaine finds. Set throughout 3x05, "The First Time".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love is Love by those-dreamy-days reviews
Slight future!Klaine. Kurt and Blaine are out shopping and have to deal with an unexpected situation where they are reminded how horrible the world can be. Angsty, but ends in fluff. Rated M for lots of swearing and implied sexual situations.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
FiveHundred and SeventyTwo Miles by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Twelve months shouldn't seem so long, but when your boyfriend is five-hundred plus miles away, they drag on forever. Five times Blaine and Kurt thought they couldn't make it work, and one time they knew they could.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The 25 Christmasses of Kurt and Blaine by Starsleeper reviews
A Klaine Advent Calendar: 24 chapters,posted each day from Dec 1st until Dec 24th. As they celebrate their 25th Christmas together; Kurt and Blaine reminisce about the past 24 Christmasses. This is a writing collab. Read the intro! rated M just to be safe
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,869 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Meant to Let It Get Away From Me by gooseberrie reviews
Kurt's finally gotten out; falling in love a little more every day with New York. Miles away, Blaine tells himself he can do this. Kurt/Blaine. Full summary inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go To Sleep by glitterlagoon reviews
Blaine is over working himself in rehearsals for his latest show, and Kurt is determined to make sure he gets some rest. Fluffier than a teddy bear covered in candy floss. Future Klaine in New York.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Roommate by flylikeadcriss reviews
Kurt's thrilled to finally be starting college in New York. His only problem is his roommate, who claims to be fine but seems really uncomfortable with the whole gay thing. And Kurt can only take so much before he snaps. AU, K for cursing, college!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Awkward Talk by goodgollymolly reviews
Burt discovers something while looking for socks in Kurt's room. He decides to have a little chat with him about his relationship with Blaine. A pile of awkward Hummel fluff. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
How Can Our Love Go Wrong by Calendulam reviews
Kurt hosts a New Year's/Birthday costume party. Starts with the party and eventually devolves into drunken naughtiness, as these things are wont to do. Through the inebriated eyes of Kurt & Blaine with cameos by New Directions and random Warblers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fan Club by captain-ally reviews
Kurt and Blaine have a fan club that they never even knew about... Oneshot, Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Box by Stardust585 reviews
In which Elizabeth Taylor gets snubbed, Kurt ends up in a closet and Blaine just wants to spend time with his boyfriend. Klaine one-shot. B/c we all wanted to see Blaine give Kurt that box in 3x09
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Applications and Call of Duty or lack of by Chaotic Inverse reviews
In which Kurt stresses over Applications, Blaine is a wonderful boyfriend and Finn learns about Klaine and video games. fluffy one-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Future Me by 101EmilyRox reviews
Kurt wrote a 'Dear Future Me' letter when he was seven. He recieves it years later and writes one back to himself. Two-shot, Klaine, future!fic, slight kid!fic.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
His Heart by Scarlett Rogue reviews
"I miss Dalton a lot, but McKinley is where my heart is." Sebastian doesn't understand what Blaine meant by his heart and wants to find out, only to be faced with something he had never felt before. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Christmas Night with You by PandaFire McMango reviews
Kurt's Christmas party is going perfectly, and he and Blaine take a moment to give each other gifts alone. A giant oneshot that eventually turns into smut and ends with massive amounts of fluff. Featuring a tipsy Burt, a sleepy Brit, and Finn's sweater.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfection by mystic7194 reviews
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine Klaine Found a prompt on tumblr for perfect suburban couple Klaine. Set about 10 years in the future. Rated M for bad language and implied sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let Me by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, engaged and happy, make the trip back to Ohio for Blaine's cousin's wedding. Tension between Blaine and his father boils over and Kurt's left to make things right. Smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Only Time by undesirablenumber1 reviews
Before Kurt leaves for college in New York, he creates a journal where he and Blaine can keep close, exchanging letters and clippings that mean things to them and remind them of each other. These are snippets of their first three months apart.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Under The Dalton Sea by VioletCherry342 reviews
The Warblers have a surprise for Kurt and Blaine, and Sebastian overreacts to Blaine and Kurt's lightheartedness. For DrowningInTheRainbow. Lots of fluff. Enjoy! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And Then There Were Three by PandaFire McMango reviews
What begins as a perfect end to a perfect win at Sectionals suddenly becomes what might certainly qualify as Kurt's worst nightmare. Sebastian, Blaine, and Kurt are all in the same place at the same time and once again, it does not end well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Releasing Tension by shotofvanilla reviews
What I see happening after the Finn and Blaine scene in "Hold On To Sixteen." Kurt helps Blaine relax with a nice massage and... other stuff. Klaine. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12276 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Last Night by Icicle Raindream reviews
Blaine and Rachel share a secret with one another backstage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tell Me You Belong to Me by E. M. Zeray reviews
It honestly doesn't occur to Blaine because to him, Sebastian is obliviously no threat. It's clear how he feels about Kurt. It's clear that he's madly in love. Klaine - fluff, smut, jealous!Kurt. Spoilers for 12/6's episode, "Hold On to Sixteen."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Rachel by Calendulam reviews
Rachel wants to experiment and Finn needs some brotherly advice. Kurt sends him to Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Won't Tell If You Won't by hudmelsonberry reviews
Two brothers have a heart-to-heart after the best night of their lives. But, of course, they can tell no one. Klaine. Finchel. Furt brotherhood. Set during The First Time. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Shake Your Groove Thing by ParadiseorPurgatory reviews
While the scenes from 'The First Time' were oh so beautiful, this fic is for those of us who wanted to see a little bit more. One-shot story looking at the whole of Kurt and Blaine's first time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Klaine Thanksgiving by myeyesnow reviews
Kurt takes Blaine home with him the day before Thanksgiving. Both of our boys are hoping for some action and they definitely get some.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The first time by Unic0rn-H0bbit reviews
The episode 'The first time' continuded for Klaine, it's full to the top of hot sex, fluff and a few funny bits chucked in and then in the chapter after it's the day after when everyone finds out, I hope you enjoy it! Please read! Klaine forever!X
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pulling Focus by Aeria reviews
Kurt wants to put on a little bit of a show for Blaine. Set about three months after episode 5.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just One Wish by daltonfightclub reviews
Three months have passed since Kurt moved to New York; he was hoping to get home for the Holidays but a snowstorm has him stuck in the City, all alone on Christmas Eve. Christmas!Klaine, Future!Klaine, fluff, smut, Christmas cuddles ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Time by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt and Blaine's first time. Once they'd finished all the beautiful, soft focus, fully clothed staring at each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Put in His Place by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In which Kurt puts Sebastian in his place.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let It Snow by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Fluffy future Klaine smut, in which Kurt and Blaine have a morning quickie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Could Get Used to This by shotofvanilla reviews
The morning after for our 2 boys the final scene in "The First Time." Klaine. K for implied things. Spoilers if you haven't seen "The First Time." One- shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cake: Having it & Eating it by bellax-xmuerte reviews
It's Kurt's birthday. Blaine and their five year old daughter bake him chocolate cake. They then proceed to have a nice family night in. Then Blaine and Kurt take it upstairs and finish the night off by having intimate candle-lit sex. Happy!Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Angels on Bare Skin by Calendulam reviews
Kurt and Blaine clean up after the events in 3x05.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Those Damn Raccoons by musthavebeentheweather reviews
Burt finds a condom wrapper and confronts his sons about it. Cue the hilarity, awkwardness, and enormous amounts of love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H.
STEADY MY BREATHING by LeeMinKyo reviews
Future!Klaine. You see the sheets twist under his body, the clothes you have been wearing being thrown randomly to the floor of your bedroom and you can only ask yourself: "How was I able to live before I met him?" BLAINE POV.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Right Where I Belong by LauGS reviews
Kurt and Rachel finally arrive to New York, where not everything is as easy or amazing as they'd imagined, especially they next door neighbor, a shy and mysterious boy named Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,237 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ebb And Flow by Aeria reviews
Twenty-something year old Kurt and Blaine in a hotel, in a bigger than usual shower. Long, drawn out sex that's mostly just Kurt being controlling and loving driving Blaine crazy. Smut, lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine from Santana's POV. Because she can always tell when someone's lost the Big V.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somewhere by totallygilmore reviews
Finn comes to a realization about Kurt and Blaine's PDA at home. Set before and in 3x03.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Someday by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Immediate reaction fic to episode 2 so spoilers for that ep. Just a resolution to the cliff hanger and closure and stuff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tell Me Where All Past Years Are by nocolorpink reviews
"Blaine says I'm to call you 'Ollie.' I'm Kurt Hummel. It's nice to meet you." Oliver Anderson watches his little brother grow up, come out, go through hell, and fall in love. And then attend a wedding.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Fly Oh, to Sing by nocolorpink reviews
Blaine Anderson had been alone in Seattle, with only his older brother for real friendship. New York was his fresh start, and damn was that boy across the coffee shop hot. Companion piece to Tell Me Where All Past Years Are.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
More Kisses and Motor Oil by poisonivy231 reviews
Blaine joins Kurt in the shop for a day, but the summer air and smell of motor oil, although appealing when it comes to his boyfriend, only serve to remind him of his father. Kurt is more perceptive than Blaine expects. The M-rated version of this fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Kurt Hummel Has Coffee With Himself by QueenoftheClumsyDorks reviews
Kurt Hummel still isn't 100% certain how he came to be sitting at the Lima Bean while looking across the table at his younger self. In fact, the only thing Kurt Hummel is certain of is that he's glad he doesn't have to wear that Cheerios uniform anymore.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If It's Love by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
A look at the lives of Blaine and Kurt over the holidays as they begin their new life together in New York City after college; frustration, confusion, and a whole lot of love
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Safety First by goodgollymolly reviews
Finn is concerned that Kurt and Blaine aren't being safe, so he has a man to man with Blaine. Finn's clueless and has no idea about anatomy, Blaine and Kurt are amused. T for mentions of sexual contact.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nineteen Minutes by Aeria reviews
They really wish they'd had quiet, long, drawn-out sex last night when Blaine got home, exhausted, from his trip...College future fic. Klaine smut...lots of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Treehouse Getaway by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Rubbish title. Prompt from kurtcoblaine290- "what would be really cool is a smut scene in a tree-house while it's storming!" Future fic... May continue? Klaine finally gets a night alone together away from work and kids!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sun's Not Up Yet by E. M. Zeray reviews
...But We Are. Near the end of their senior year of high school at McKinley, a look into the thoughts after Kurt wakes up from their first time together…
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dinner with the Andersons by goodgollymolly reviews
Blaine invites Kurt over for dinner with his parents, and it doesn't go exactly to plan. More awkwardness! T for minor language and mentions of sexual activity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Rival by ckofshadows reviews
A gorgeous Dalton boy has his sights set on a new conquest - but Kurt's not giving Blaine up without a fight.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Morning by Carson Dyle reviews
What might life be like for the Cullens after the events of Breaking Dawn? So many possibilities. This is one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,745 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Play on Words by AraniaDuncan reviews
A conversation with their daughter takes an unexpected twist. Future!Klaine. Daddy!Klaine. Fluff. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by EternallyCullen reviews
Vamp/Canon - Post Breaking Dawn. Oneshot written for the showerstoflowers contest, co-written with LisaDawn75. Bella and Edward head back to Isle Esme to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. M/NC-17/Lemons/Fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Too Many by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Weekend at Blaine's by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Almond Oil and Evil Schemes by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #7, but can be read on its own. Kurt and Blaine talk some things out and finally take the last step in their physical relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When Warblers Eavesdrop by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot. Set during 2x16: Original Song. The Warblers had to find out somehow. Slash. Kurt/Blaine. Klaine. R&R please.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silly Love Songs by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Klaine Future Fic. Coffee order dates are something that will always be so Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We the People by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Blaine reads the Declaration and Kurt gets horny.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Times Kurt Tried to Help by Gleegirl17 reviews
Five times Kurt tried to help fix a vehicle, but no one would let him, and one time someone did.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
In Perpetuum by Billieboy reviews
Post BD canon one shot. The first thousand years of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by cheriepie89 reviews
This is Bella Swan, from the Twilight Series. She is about to jump off a cliff. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend. crack!fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,855 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Second Honeymoon by nightdancers reviews
I had a whole night alone with Edward, and I was going to take advantage of it. No more being fragile, no more being breakable. We were equal. We were in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Separate Ways by Lillybellis reviews
Two life-changing events nearly two decades apart bring Charlie Swan full circle, from the man he needs to be to the man he wants to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Not Touching You by luvscharlie reviews
Harry and Ginny spend a night without their children, after a very hectic day with them. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Cottage by elle's papaya reviews
Around her, the trees aged; it was different. Her little white shoes wandered her around until laughter filled the air around her. She looked back into the bushels of trees. Her shoes carried her towards the sound of laughter. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
She Has Your Eyes by Justine Lark reviews
Rather than sitting silently by Bella as she transforms, Edward pours out his heart. Listen to the hopes, fears, memories, insights, love and promises he shares with his wife during her change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 9,055 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Do the Deed by kudos93 reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. Bella is sick of the boring old Euphemisms to describe lemony activities. She and Edward come up with their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Malay Pikul by Golden Skans reviews
In these pages, are the life and times of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Circa 1918 to 2005.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Hear You Me by Gene Kelly reviews
The Second War is over. Harry Potter has vanished and hasn’t been heard from in two years. Heartbroken, Ginny must move on. Life seems normal until a week before her wedding, Harry appears on her doorstep. How's that for ironic? [FORM. BURY THE HATCHET]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,569 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Desolation What if Edward had never gone to Italy? reviews
This fanfic takes place near the end of New Moon, when Bella first sees Alice again. Alice left for Forks at the end of NM without telling anyone why she was going, so Rosalie never called Edward, so no Volturi. What happens…?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
What Happened With Renee reviews
I sense a theme developing of Bella's parents' continuations, but Renee was a huge gap that was begging tor me to close, so I did. Bella deals with the situation keeping her mother in the dark presents. BD Continuation, true to books.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
What Happened With Charlie reviews
I always thought that 'need to know' was too open an ending, so I decided to close it. Bella and the Cullens give Charlie some closure. BD Continuation, true to books, 16,618 words - don't let that put you off . Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete