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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Sup Peeplz. hmm, where to start.

well, my name is 'Die2Live-Live2Die' and i'm...thirteen.

I'm not really a demon, i'm actually really nice, but i am gemo.

Gemo means, 1 third goth, 1 third emo, and 1 third normal person. It's totally accurate for me. well, except the normal person thing. Really no matter howyou look at it i'm not.

i'm not a huge writer, mainly poetry and short stories, but i adore reading.

i loathe peppy peeple. too much happy scares me.lol. i love sport, cars, hair, nail polish, winter, rain, dark/grey skies and BLACK.

music: rock, metal and i love classical.

books: twilight saga, luv cuts, betrayed, the bad book lol and echoes

movies: twilight, The dark night OMG HOW TOTALLY WICKED WAS THE JOKER pirates of the carribian, starwars i'm weird i know, harry potter, scary movie and sweeney tod.

tv: the simpsons and spongebob squarepants. i very rarely watch tv.

i'm fairly quiet in a big group of peeple due to pressure, i spend 6 hours a day reading on fanfic and i adore music.

So much so that i wrote a song. as shown at the bottom of this page

i'm very articulate, i also feel very strongly against racism, sexism, littering, steriotyping, bullying, sluttiness, stupidity, immaturity, following societies ways and cheerleading.

after reading this you may find it hard to believe i'm 13, but alas, i'm a very weird person. not that object to that tho, i'm STRANGE AND PROUD, lol

Pics for: New Vamp In Town

Pics for: Meet The Freak

My song:

The Human Race.

As i wake up in the morning

and i step, out-side

i look at the all the people

and i start to hide.

cos' with my thoughts i can escape

From who, we, are

We're bitches, jerks, it's time for us to start...


What happened to the human race

why can't we just be nice.

This lack of world prosperity

is messing with my mind

it's time we changed our actions and we start a new

and maybe now i'll get along with youuuuuuu...

Everywhere i go i can see

some-thing, sad

Has it always been this ter-ri-ble,

has it always been this bad.

I know that no one's perfect

but if we try i'm sure

We can make our world more beau-ti-ful...


What happened to the human race

why can't we just be nice.

This lack of world prosperity

is messing with my mind

it's time we changed our actions and we start a new

and maybe now i'll get along with youuuuuuu...

I wanna get along with you.

Welllllll? how was my song? It completely expresses how i feel about the world. there's war, world hunger, pollution and animal extintion. Not to mention the stupid superficiality, steriotypical, bullshit that says what we are to do and how we are to act. Society today, is destroying the wonderful people we could be, and making smart, interesting people, nerds and outcasts. i'm not saying all this because i'm a nerd or outcast, etc. i'm saying this because it's a load of shit. why is it that the idiotic, immature, average teenagers, collage kids, are the most popular? why is it that the good, truly cool, people of this world are the ones that aren't noticed. the one's that end up feeling something is wrong with them, when really they're amazing?

I'll tell you why, becaue the mean idiots i mentioned previously, degrade them. The only reason they do this is because they wish they had what their victims had. And what is it they have?. A FRIGGEN LIFE.

So tell me Bitches, what exactly is it that makes you so 'like totally awesome.' so, ' Way hotter than you's guys...' oh and lets not forget, 'The like, most important person eva.'

Oh yeah, Laughs without humour, Your not...Your none of these things. So shut up you egotistic maniac, and come down from that little cloud nine fantasy of yours, because listen here. YOUR. NOT. PERFECT.

WOW I'm really wise for a 13 year old...lolz, like i said before. STRANGE AND PROUD.

I'm sorry if you read this and you're not a bitch/man-bitch. This wasn't directed at any particular person, just sucky people in general.

Okay, so here's my oppinion on music...lolz, again, i'm a very, 'preach for the individual' type a gal. anywayz, back to my views on music today.

Do teens and college kids realize they like something that was created rather than actually liking an artist who IS creative? Society is REALLY dumbing down, commercial rap is being ruined as well. It seems like with all genre's,the more intelligent a song is written to get you to think beyond the usual, superficiality, people get disgusted at it and giggle like the idiots they are as they turn it off and pick up the simplistic meaningless superficial topics and lyricism that more people seem to like than not. I don't get the stupidity in people who actually think the artists they like and idolize have a hand in creating the important parts of what actually made the song they listened to. They can pick up any slob off the street and aid them with help musically from all different areas and make it look like that singer is actually creating anything amazing, when really it’s packaged manufactured crap. Other singers...it's even worse, most of them don't write ANYTHING, don't produce ANYTHING, can't really sing even a tiny bit acceptable LIVE so it's not even like they can pick up the lack of writing talent with a voice they can actually sing with and even those that can...can't control the fact that they can just naturally sing and still aren't talented enough to do anything but sing what writers give them. I hate to tell you...most of you are brain-dead. Christina Aguilera can actually sing strong for real live... and Amy Lee can hold her own. BLAH! I want you to know, you all annoy me!! The decline of musical integrity and common sense is all due to you easily tricked fools!! Laterz...

Your guy side non caps applies to me

you love hoodies
you love jeans dogs
are better than cats
it's hilarious when people get hurt
you've played with/agaisnt boys on a team
you own/ed an x-box
you played with hot wheels as a kid
at some point you wanted to be a firefighter
you own/ed a ds, psp or sega
you used to be obsessed with power rangers
you watch sports on tv
gory movies are cool
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
BaGgY PaNtS aRe CoOl To WeAr...both i get half a mark.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. they are all of mine.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
SlEeP WiTh YoUr SoCkS oN
18/25...woot i'm a tomboy

Your girl side. non caps applies to me
you love to shop
you go to your mum for advice
YOU CONSIDER CHEERLEADING SPORT...cheerleading is wrong people.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
10/24...woot still tomboy.

My Favourite Quotes

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
-David Weatherford

However long the night, the dawn will break.
-African Proverb

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin

The silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God's secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body's elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed.
-Kahlil Gibran

There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course.
Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
-Carl Jung

I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it.
Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death.
-Frederick Douglass

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
-Kahlil Gibran

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.
-Louis E.

BooneLove is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
-Washington Irving

Depression, when it’s clinical, is not a metaphor. It runs in families, and it’s known to respond to medication and to counseling.
However truly you believe there’s a sickness to existence that can never be cured, if you’re depressed you will sooner or later surrender and say: I just don’t want to feel bad anymore.
The shift from depressive realism to tragic realism, from being immobilized by darkness to being sustained by it, thus strangely seems to require believing in the possibility of a cure…
-Jonathan Franzen

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
-Winston Churchill

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source.
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
-Anais Nin Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome
-Jimi Hendrix

Love can sometimes be magic.
But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'
-John Greenleaf Whittier

They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn

To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their
-Charles Caleb Colton

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being.
His heart withers if it does not answer another heart.
His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
- Pearl S. Buck

Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.
-William Blake

Jasper Hale Quotes...coz i luv him.

Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game?
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 16, p.346

I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 19, p.404

You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

She’s one of us now.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 12, p.285

Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.287

Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.287

If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.288

My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.294

When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.299

In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I’d lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.300

After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.301

You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.301

We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 17, p.379

You truly are one frightening little monster.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 18, p.396

I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 20, p.404

I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 23, p.464

It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 39, p.749

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know...

Nighwish: Nemo. LOVE THIS SONG!!

This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass

This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything

My flower
Withered between
The pages two and three
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins

Walk the dark path
Sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name for evermore

Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name for evermore

Nemo my name for evermore

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Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words Sink Deep by StreetLightsFade reviews
Bella left her high school due to the torment from her peers. She comes back beautiful and with new confidence. How will everyone react? How will the Cullens and Hales react? BxE eventually. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,502 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Little Black Notebook by Rossie reviews
“What are you saying Edward Cullen?” I spat, water running down my chin. He stepped closer to me and slid his hands onto my hips. “I’m saying that I’m in love with you, too, Isabella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Admirer of Beauty by minze103 reviews
Jacob is the school jock. Edward is quiet, and every girl drools over him. Bella has an 'admirer of beauty' who leaves her flowers. Will she discover who he is or be clueless forever? & Will she learn to love a person for who they really are?Please R&R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Apple Of My Eye by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Mike and Edward are twins. Mike is popular & Edward is a freak. So why is it that the new hottie Bella Swan has her eyes set ont he so called freak? Please read. I don't own anytihng. All human. On HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Dancer by JayJayxLove reviews
just jaspers thoughts on his alice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Southern Cover by blueeyedlamb reviews
This wasn't her type of music...but he was exactly her type of man. What happens when Bella gets dragged to a country concert only to feel an extraordinary connection with the singer? Jasper/Bella pairing. AH, Lemon! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Black Moon by Winged and Dangerous reviews
This takes place in New Moon, when Bella finds Edward's meadow, and starts crying. Laurent walks into the meadow and this is what happens. Only the wolves are a little late this time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Miss Pixie by Liv. The. Night. Writer reviews
Jasper is working at McDonald's when a beautiful stranger catches his eye. AH, One-Shot, JasperxALice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Apologies by OhHaleYes reviews
Jasper and Alice fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Spongelight! by AuraTheGreat reviews
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ED-BOB SPARKLEPANTS!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Txting U Luv 2 by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
The sequel to the infamous story Txting U Luv. Bella's ungrounded and still plotting her revenge... But Edward has made his own allience and is plotting back. I'm SO sorry this took SO long. PLease R&R so taht I know you guys still love me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Light of Day by secret04161975 reviews
The story of Jacob and Renesmee 8 years following Breaking Dawn. Romance, lemony, told entirely from Nessie's POV, but includes all the Cullens and the Wolves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 122,731 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
You Belong With Me Songfic by VolturiVampire reviews
Just a little sonfic to "You Belong With Me" byt Taylor Swift. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wolves and Roses by Andi Bennet reviews
This is the untold story of Jared and Kim! Writing summaries is not one of my strenths but it get naughty, and kinky. Me-ow! Sorry, I turned this into a drama, a little. Kim has some things she had to over come and Jared is there with her the whole way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Sober by Jillyan Potter-Black reviews
A song fic to P!nk's Sober. Kind of dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cute Little Fanfic by TheWeirdGirlFromDownTheRoad reviews
Bella Swan, a 7 year-old girl, is playing in the park.....She decides to go to the sand box and meets a copper colored haired 7 year-old...See what happens. One shot... First Fanfiction please be nice, BXE all the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All My Loving by MainlyMaddison reviews
Maybe Kim isn't as shy as everyone thinks. This is my version of how Kim and Jared got together and how their relationship grows through time. Kim/Jared!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7786 - Favs: 9,539 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since You've Been Gone by Bella's Bff reviews
Edward leaves, telling bella he's 'in love'. Bella gets attacked by Victoria, turning her into a vamp. Bella lives with long lost cousin, Serena. She becomes a singer, and spies someone lurking in the audience... My First FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter Nature by Bella's Bff reviews
When Bella saw Laurent in the meadow in New Moon, Jacob was too late. Ten years later, Bella is changed, kinda gothic, living alone. When she gets to school, she can smell vampires... ExB Title explaination: 1st ch; rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blood Of A Mermaid Running Through My Veins by Morine123 reviews
Bella is a mermaid and Edward is a vampire. They both know that they can't be together but is that enough to keep them apart? Told in both Edward and Bella's point of view. AU. T in case, not that bad though. ExB. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen Kisses and Lost I Love Yous by wrecking reviews
Edward and Rosalie always fought each other, both for love and hate. Rosalie never wanted more than plaything, Edward always wanted to call her his. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Five Times Edward & Rosalie Almost Kissed by wrecking reviews
Gathered moments where they just almost kissed, leading up to the one time they finally did. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Meet the Freak reviews
bella is the average new student, strange. edward is the average popular, hot and cool. he's automatical drawn to her but will there love stay a secret. Rated m for language and lemons in later chappies. BxE. ooc, AH, normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just some disturbing randomness with Spongebob, Twilight, Spiderman, Britney Spears, P!nk, Willy Wonka, The Evil Monkey British and Mr Artichoke Head. Warning may cause you to be scared for life. Some slashy theme's.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - SpongeBob - Complete
My Savior, My Love reviews
Taylor Swift song-fics made to form a story. really sweet but with a little nastiness from Edward. Bella/Jasper. Rated M for mentioning of... AH. TEAM JASPER. also check out my fic, Jazzie's Awesome Join This Club! think u can guess what it's about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jazzie's Awesome Join This Club reviews
Yay, Jazzie has a club! you can join if ur a team jasper fanpire by reviewing or pm-ing me or whatever yoo want. i'll be posting chappies with the members so every1 knows how awesome you are. lolz, TEAM JAZZIE, BABY! Woo Hoo!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper
You Are My Sun reviews
jacob and Nessie are childhood sweethearts. but as they grow up, will the drama of being a werewolf devide them, or will their love strive. OOC. better than it sounds. Pure fluff. IMPRINTING DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS STORY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
What's with the roses? reviews
Bella moves to forks because she wants a fresh start. She's goth but...a happy person? She's a cool girl that likes rock and black, but deep down all she really wants is someone to love and to love her... Now, one question...What's with the roses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Myspace A dating website? reviews
ONE-SHOT, Bella's Gemo read for meaning and goes on Myspace cos she's bored. Edward's there and he has a crush on bella but doesn't know it's her. She knows and sets out to get him. OOC,AH. rated K plus as little kids shouldn't say, SO, DAMN, SEXY. lolz.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Vamp In Town reviews
Bella is the, well...New Vamp In Town...general romance, trip to Paris, etc....Just a nice sweet story. Better than it sounds. OOC, normal pairings. rated m for...you know...i'm 13 so i just make it obvious what happened without detail..ew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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